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The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

thotsky posted:

Are you using a condom? If so, you might have a sensitivity to latex. If you're using lube you might be sensitive to something in it and you should try another brand.

No condom. Mostly we just use no lube not going to lie, we just resort to it when I start getting sore. It seems its the natural sex causing this more than anything.

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Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

There’s different kinds of lube too. I think silicone lubes are both a bit slicker and last longer since they don’t wash off as easily.

Edit:already answered about condoms while i was writing

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Just use lube all the time imo, I’ve never looked back from that decision

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer

The Real Amethyst posted:

No condom. Mostly we just use no lube not going to lie, we just resort to it when I start getting sore. It seems its the natural sex causing this more than anything.

why no lube, op? it improves the experience for both IMO (and if it doesnt, try other kinds)

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Helianthus Annuus posted:

why no lube, op? it improves the experience for both IMO (and if it doesnt, try other kinds)

No reason other than we just don't. It's very enjoyable as it is when natural but yes I might discuss using it more.

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
i'd like to share my own penis question with the thread now:

After sex, there's usually semen in my urine -- a little is ok, but sometimes it's a lot (not painful, but uncomfortable). So i want to figure out a way to minimize it without drugs or surgery. Has anyone experimented with different sex positions, rhythms, techniques, etc to minimize it? Or can anyone offer any insights into the biomechanics involved? Likely related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation

Here;s some of my observations (spoiler'd for ppl who are disgusted by busting):


* rushing to bust often leads to semen in the urine.
* erectile dysfunction often leads to it.
* low quality orgasm in general always leads to it.
* maintaining a consistent or escalating erection all the way through seems to help. (so, no switching positions)
* positions where i can point the penis downward during ejaculation seem to help (gravity assist).
* if i'm beating off, and i'm watching myself bust, sometimes i see the 1st spasm fire off ok, then the 2nd one is missing or undersized, then the 3rd one is oversize, and the rest proceed as normal. when i see this, i know something has gone wrong!
* keeping ideal rhythm, focus, and breath control leading up to the moment of ejaculation (allowing it to "charge up") can prevent the misfire described above and improve orgasm quality overall. but it doesn't always work / is easy to mess up (skill issue?)
* abstaining for a long time (3+ days) between ejaculations also leads to it, even if i don't observe the misfire described above.


thanks for reading my question -- im hoping for some expert help from any grandmasters of beating off that happen read this thread :pray:

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I mean, if you’re having an issue with semen retention or ejaculation problems, etc then that’s something you have to talk to a urologist about.

Unless there’s something going wrong with your plumbing I don’t see what the big issue is. Is it just gross or discomfiting to you? Does it cause you physical pain or discomfort? AFAIK it’s pretty common to have a little bit of semen dribble out after you’ve, uhh, shot your shot, so to speak.

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
my primary car physician told me that it's common, and most people don't seek a referral to a urologist unless all or most of the semen is ending up in the urine, which isn't happening to me. i.e., its not a problem, just a little uncomfortable.

to clarify, my post isn't necessarily asking to solve a medical problem -- i'm seeking advice from others on ways to get better results, and maybe sharing my observations with others who have similar experiences.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Helianthus Annuus posted:

my primary car physician told me that it's common, and most people don't seek a referral to a urologist unless all or most of the semen is ending up in the urine, which isn't happening to me. i.e., its not a problem, just a little uncomfortable.

to clarify, my post isn't necessarily asking to solve a medical problem -- i'm seeking advice from others on ways to get better results, and maybe sharing my observations with others who have similar experiences.

1) I think that’s a question for a doctor and not an auto mechanic

2) what do you mean by “I’m seeking advice for better results”? Are you unsatisfied by the volume/power/perceived completeness of your busts? Are you busting for an audience?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Can we change the thread title back to something about stop posting about your dick?

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Cum post about your dick, m'lord

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

trilobite terror posted:

2) what do you mean by “I’m seeking advice for better results”? Are you unsatisfied by the volume/power/perceived completeness of your busts? Are you busting for an audience?

I would assume that busting makes them feel good.

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer

After The War posted:

I would assume that busting makes them feel good.

Right! And I understood that reference!

trilobite terror posted:

1) I think that’s a question for a doctor and not an auto mechanic

2) what do you mean by “I’m seeking advice for better results”? Are you unsatisfied by the volume/power/perceived completeness of your busts? Are you busting for an audience?

Better completeness helps make busting feel good, yes. It also prevents some discomfort when trying to piss afterwards (my main motivation, tbh). Also looking to avoid this type of situation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3clzF5dzkA

whydirt posted:

Can we change the thread title back to something about stop posting about your dick?

wow -- you're really gonna do me like that? i put myself out there, in earnest, posting embarrassing details about my retrograde ejaculations (backwards busts, if you like). i redacted the most disgusting parts. i even tried to make my posts a little bit funny! you really can't please everyone :negative:

Related: i want to extend my sincere thanks to non-busting and busting-averse readers who have politely ignored my posts instead of calling for a moratorium on my posting. And of course, thank you to my repliers, who are doing their best to navigate this topic with me.

If there are any sexperts reading this who are still lurking, because of perceived thread hostility toward busting, i call on you to ignore the haters and share with us your most advanced techniques. :tipshat:

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
No judgement, but what's your overall health like? Could this be caused by weight issues or poor pelvic health? Are you old? Do you have prostate or urination issues?

I find that my plumbing is generally deteriorating with age, and I imagine that one could mitigate that somewhat by being in shape and maybe even doing kegels, but I am not a doctor.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

thotsky posted:

No judgement, but what's your overall health like? Could this be caused by weight issues or poor pelvic health? Are you old? Do you have prostate or urination issues?

I find that my plumbing is generally deteriorating with age, and I imagine that one could mitigate that somewhat by being in shape and maybe even doing kegels, but I am not a doctor.

This is a good post and I second it. I'm AFAB but good health and exercise always helps with any plumbing issues I've had or witnessed.

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer

thotsky posted:

No judgement, but what's your overall health like? Could this be caused by weight issues or poor pelvic health? Are you old? Do you have prostate or urination issues?

I find that my plumbing is generally deteriorating with age, and I imagine that one could mitigate that somewhat by being in shape and maybe even doing kegels, but I am not a doctor.

Health is decent, thanks for asking! i am getting to be well-aged, though, and this wasn't something that i noticed as a younger man. i do have an exercise routine that seems to help (because a lapse in working out seems to result in worse sexual performance overall).

Prostate health is OK, but i have an even more disgusting post i could make about semen in the urine during BMs. Thankfully, this is infrequent, and im treating this as a separate issue, which i can remedy with prostate massage. When it does happen, though, it can make subsequent urination very uncomfortable. Abstinence reliably causes this problem, so i make sure to avoid that. My last doctors visit included a manual prostate exam, which came back all good 🙏

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I'm incredibly prone to UTI's, even weirder because I have a penis. And if I don't pee after sex, I get milky urine the next day. My urologist said it's not a big problem unless I start getting actual infections. His advice is to to drink more water so it's more urgent to urinate after sex, and try to strengthen my pelvic floor. That's the best I got, maybe it's helpful?

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
Not sure what it would do for semen issues, but being dehydrated can definitely cause a bunch of other plumbing issues so worth a shot making water drinking a routine.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Helianthus Annuus posted:

Prostate health is OK, but i have an even more disgusting post i could make about semen in the urine during BMs.

hell yeah goons are back

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
We call that "going number six" 'round here.

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007

The Almighty
Can everyone with medical dick problems please stop posting about their dick and see a doctor, with a follow-up or second opinion if the doctor you speak to is unhelpful?

Cummy toileting and possible allergies are not in the scope of the thread. At least butt stuff is helping one of you a bit.

Bollock Monkey fucked around with this message at 16:15 on May 2, 2024

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
It’s fine to try asking the thread imo, no shortage of gross stuff earlier itt. But it turns out some things are beyond goon help and you’re going to end up needing to see a doctor

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Bollock Monkey posted:

Can everyone with medical dick problems please stop posting about their dick and see a doctor, with a follow-up or second opinion if the doctor you speak to is unhelpful?

Cummy toileting and possible allergies are not in the scope of the thread. At least butt stuff is helping one of you a bit.

I don't think people should be stopped or discouraged from posting questions about their bodies related to sex and sexual health in the Sex Questions thread.

Not everybody has access/easy access to a doctor, or can afford the throwaway price of a consult or specialist referral/etc for a question that they may not even fully be sure is pathological in nature or worth asking/dedicating an office visit to.

Like if you're weirded out or concerned, or even curious, about something your dick is doing, but it's not causing you outright pain or bloody urine or whatever, I think you're within your rights to ask the Sex Questions thread about it instead of immediately booking time off work to go show your PCP your troubling hog. And also not everybody's PCP is gonna give them a good answer, be the best resource, etc. A lot of goons are trans, etc

I didn't get any impression that anybody was hornyposting or trolling or saying anything inappropriate. It's weird seeing people get so mad about this

I don't know what the state of The Goon Doctor is these days but if people feel like these subjects are more appropriate in a dedicated urology thread being answered by actual medical pros then we should be directing people there instead of simply telling them to gently caress off with their toilet busting

also this thread is dead enough as it is, we shouldn't be telling people not to post here if they aren't breaking any rules

trilobite terror fucked around with this message at 18:54 on May 2, 2024

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Please post the grossest stuff possible. It's what I'm here for

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Retrograde ejaculation comes up in sex ed books it’s a reasonable thing to come up in sex question thread.

It’s probably more common than butt stuff.

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007

The Almighty
I'm sorry, that post got taken way too seriously. Tone is hard on the internet.

Here4DaGangBang
Dec 3, 2004

I beat my dick like it owes me money!

Helianthus Annuus posted:

Retrograde ejac stuff

Perhaps it might be worth speaking to a pelvic floor specialist to see if there’s anything you’re doing “wrong” in terms of how you use your muscles?

When I was a young buck, I discovered by accident that I could do a kegel while orgasming and have an orgasm without any ejaculation. This was handy and didn’t have any negative consequences attached.

Some years later, I tried that party trick again, and got to enjoy not being able to sleep for the next hour or so while I went back and forth to the toilet feeling like I had to piss, with nothing or very little coming out. Classic UTI-type symptom, I imagine. Eventually I’d pee enough to have flushed everything out and I’d be fine. I’m not sure if when I was young the semen wasn’t making it to my bladder at all, or if it was but that wasn’t irritating. I suspect the former. Haven’t experienced it for over a decade now, because I haven’t tried to stop myself from ejaculating.

My pelvic floor muscles have always been strong, I can stop the flow mid-piss no problem. I don’t know why the change occurred in what I experienced with trying not to ejaculate.

Once or twice I have experienced some ejaculate while pooping. It felt like my prostate was having pressure applied to it when this happened so I’ve always assumed that’s exactly what happened on those occasions, and that pressure plus the muscular effort of bearing down caused some prostatic fluid to be expelled.

Anyway, you’re not totally alone in the things you’ve experienced is the point here, though it sounds like you’ve got some more chronic stuff going on, which doesn’t sound super fun. Hopefully you can get some helpful insight from a medical practitioner of some sort!

hypoallergenic cat breed
Dec 16, 2010

Helianthus Annuus posted:

i'd like to share my own penis question with the thread now:

After sex, there's usually semen in my urine -- a little is ok, but sometimes it's a lot (not painful, but uncomfortable). So i want to figure out a way to minimize it without drugs or surgery. Has anyone experimented with different sex positions, rhythms, techniques, etc to minimize it?

Doing Kegals might help, your bladder isn't closing off fully and this can be caused by a lack of pelvic floor muscle tone. They're easy to do whenever and wherever and even if it doesn't help you can gain the ability to make your dick dance like crazy.

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
sincere thanks to the posters for standing up for me, even though what i'm posting about is gross to a lot of people. it's not super easy to talk about, but i am getting something out of it, and i hope some thread reader is too.

The Door Frame posted:

I'm incredibly prone to UTI's, even weirder because I have a penis. And if I don't pee after sex, I get milky urine the next day. My urologist said it's not a big problem unless I start getting actual infections. His advice is to to drink more water so it's more urgent to urinate after sex, and try to strengthen my pelvic floor. That's the best I got, maybe it's helpful?

Yep, i learned long ago that post-coital pee is essential, and skipping it is asking for trouble. These days, I would never consider skipping it! I'll stay awake however long i need to make it happen.

hypoallergenic cat breed posted:

Doing Kegals might help, your bladder isn't closing off fully and this can be caused by a lack of pelvic floor muscle tone. They're easy to do whenever and wherever and even if it doesn't help you can gain the ability to make your dick dance like crazy.

Many years ago, before i knew the touch of a woman, i made it a point to strengthen my PC muscles, so i'm no stranger to kegels. i can stop and start the pee stream as much as you like, though this doesn't feel particularly good to do. If anything, i think my PC muscles are likely overdeveloped, because i have a history of sometimes blasting myself in the face during orgasm. (laugh out loud hilarious when it happens -- glasses wearers stay winning)

So, perhaps i should be trying to relax and stretch these muscles more often? i tend to carry a lot of tension in other parts of the body, so it's plausible. This is a new idea to me, but there might be something to it, so thanks for the prompt!


Thanks Mr Bang, it sounds like you and I both have taken an interest in developing our PC muscles. Maybe this can result in pelvic floor muscle imbalances, which make retrograde ejaculations more likely? Probably the kind of question a pelvic floor specialist would have an answer for -- point taken.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Helianthus Annuus posted:

Sex Questions Megathread: Many years ago, before i knew the touch of a woman, i made it a point to strengthen my PC muscles, so i'm no stranger to kegels

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



just chop off the bit about kegels and its still good

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
i, too, was workshopping a thread title, but i withheld it, because i didn't want to make it all about me. it's:

Sex Questions Megathread: Penis in Retrograde

little horoscope joke? instead of venus its penis? classic bit!

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Xand_Man posted:

just chop off the bit about kegels and its still good

Sex Questions Megathread: Many years ago, before i knew the touch of a woman, i made it a point to strengthen my PC

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Ensign Expendable posted:

Sex Questions Megathread: Many years ago, before i knew the touch of a woman, i made it a point to strengthen my PC

:sickos:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Sex Questions Megathread: just chop off the bit

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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
My question was answered in the OP. Thanks, sex questions megathread!

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