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Jedit posted:I'd love to know where you heard this. Every person I've heard express an opinion about femidoms is that they're like shagging a freezer bag. Also, they are one of the least effective forms of birth control out there.  You may as well just go with a diaphragm at that point. Edit: I'm trying to figure out how you can have "not perfect" use of Depo-Provera. 
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cash crab posted:Holy poo poo, they're even worse than pulling out. And aren't they like, $12 each? I especially like how normal condoms aren't all that much better than pulling out, anyways. Honestly, after looking at that list, the only BC I particularly trust anymore is Mirena (which appears to beat out even female sterilization. WTF?) Where the hell is my reversible male birth control, Pfizer? KillHour fucked around with this message at 21:54 on May 24, 2015 |
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hoobajoo posted:After about 2 months, whatever side effects are left are pretty much there to stay, so if you're not there yet, it may well go away. If it doesn't, the two most common approaches are lowering dose and/or supplementing with an antidepressant that doesn't cause the same side effect or will counteract the SSRI's side effects. The most common one is Welbutrin (Bupropion), which tends to increase sex drive and sensation. I can confirm that Welbutrin turns you into a sex monster.
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cash crab posted:Yeah, I'm confused about that, too. On that note, IUDs sort of freak me out, but I don't want to stay on progestin-only BC for more than a few years (bone density, yo). I get the weirdness of not wanting something inside you all the time, but those things are like God's gift to birth control. If I could stick a piece of plastic in my nutsack for 5 years and be practically guaranteed to not have kids, I would stand in line like I was a hipster waiting for the Apple Watch on release day. If it makes you feel better, here's the current frontrunner for reversible male birth control: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reversible_inhibition_of_sperm_under_guidance quote:Phase III clinical trials...slowed by insufficient volunteers. I think you ladies got it pretty good, TBH.
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cash crab posted:
It goes in your uterus, not your vagina. The only thing in your vagina for him to even have a chance of feeling is a thin thread to give something for the doctor to pull it back out with, which he probably won't feel anyways (and almost certainly won't mind, in either case). How do you figure it's going to find its way in your butt, exactly?
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To be fair, she's completely correct about carpets. gently caress carpets.
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I dunno, is dick stubble better or worse than dick hair? Serious question - I have a decent amount of dick hair as well.
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Is your gimmick pretending to be an AI trying to learn about the world? Lubing up a finger and going first knuckle deep feels good, you don't have to go the full Monty.
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Enhydra lutris posted:I am not a Gimmick; I am a Human Being; I do not wish to befoul my Finger; it will smell of Excrement; and become inundated with Faecal Bacteria. Just so you know, that's the stereotypical response you would expect an AI to give to that question (if they were real). I'm not going to make fun of you for it though, because you seem like you genuinely have some stuff going on. Anyways, if you really want to know, give it a shot when you wash your rear end in the shower. Your hands are already there anyways. You do wash your rear end, right? Otherwise, I don't know what to tell you. People enjoy it. KillHour fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Enhydra lutris posted:I wash my Entire Body; I pay Particular Attention to my Anus; my Genital Region; my Axillae; my Inner Thighs; these Areas perspire most heavily and will emit an Odour if they are not washed; furthermore I will develop Intertrigo [a Skin Irritation caused by Moisture and Friction] if I do not thoroughly clean my Flesh Folds; this is a Painful Condition; and inconvenient; as it prevents Fluent Walking. I do not wash the Interior of my Anus; the Interior of the Anus cleans its self; it is a Sensitive Chemical Environment; it does not require Mechanical Assistance; furthermore it is not recommended to put Soap inside the Anus because the Soap will become befouled with Faecal Bacteria; the Soap may act as a Vector [Communicative Agent] for Disease. Nobody's telling you to put soap in your butt. Either give it a shot or quit claiming people can't enjoy it. If it wasn't fun, they wouldn't do it.
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Mak0rz posted:Once again in typical sex thread fashion none of you are able to identify a gimmick/troll and fail to completely ignore them That would be boring. Edit: Although, apropos to the conversation, I reconnected with someone I haven't seen in a long time, and she's made it pretty clear she wants to have sex. She was telling me about her kinks, and one of her major ones is she likes to give analingus. I've never received before, and i'm pretty hairy. Should I go get waxed? Am I going to have a hard time finding a place to do it? The idea of shaving in there sounds... dangerous. KillHour fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Travis343 posted:Just get it real clean. If she's into it Im sure she's seen some hairy buttholes before. I feel like looking into a place to get it waxed is a great way to end up on some kind of list. I'm not sure if she does it a lot. She said she rarely brings it up because most guys are weird about it. I'm kinda excited to try it, though.
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LingcodKilla posted:Honest question. I think she would super dig that. But I'm not sure if I could do it. It took me a long time to get over kissing after a blow job. Of course, I know I'm super into kissing a girl after eating her out, so it's only kind of fair. I'll have to think about it. Edit: Why is my own body gross to me? That's weird. Like, I don't mind licking a girl's rear end, and that's someone else. But I'd never lick my own. Weird. KillHour fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Start practicing. First impressions are everything. I have to admit, the flexibility to pull that off would be impressive and possibly even outweigh the 
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LingcodKilla posted:I came. Did you? is my O face.
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LingcodKilla posted:Oh. Ok. The next time a rally or protest of any kind is going on near me, I'm going to write this on a sign and start chanting it.
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I'm curious as to why she doesn't get sterilized if she's the one who would have complications having kids. What if you break up and want a kid with someone else? Is she just going to make all her boyfriends get snipped?
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I was referring to the other method. The essure thing.
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Left-handed lute posted:How common is it for guys to achieve multiple orgasms during a single session? With no refractory period (i.e. not stopping or getting soft at all)? It's pretty rare, but it can happen. I'm able to pull it off most of the time if I really concentrate. For me, it was a skill I had to learn. I've heard certain mind-altering substances can make it easier. If you just mean orgasming, doing other stuff, getting hard again and orgasming a second time, that's quite common.
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EB Nulshit posted:Thus, it's important for me to be careful, because potential partners will be very likely to turn me down if I catch it. EB Nulshit, expert on women, is certain they will all turn him down for sex if he catches the herp, but is somehow unsure if it's weird to ask about it. And then gets really loving hostile at people giving him the answer. Here's a clue: Most women don't care because, wait for it, most women already have it! I got my first cold sore when I was like 12 from touching my face all the time. It's a good thing no women are willing to sleep with me now. Use a dental dam because if you ask, she will probably just say no since most people don't have any idea.
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EB Nulshit posted:i dont see how that was hostile... Two questions, and I'm not being cheeky: Have you ever been tested? It sounds like you don't know how it works, which is strange for someone insisting that of their partners. Are you a virgin? I'm not sure how you can know you don't have it unless you were checked recently. And yes, you will probably catch it at some point (assuming you don't already have it, which would be unusual). Edit: https://www.aad.org/dermatology-a-to-z/diseases-and-treatments/e---h/herpes-simplex/who-gets-causes quote:Most people get HSV-1 (herpes simplex type 1) as an infant or child. This virus can be spread by skin-to-skin contact with an adult who carries the virus. An adult does not have to have sores to spread the virus. KillHour fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Aug 22, 2015 |
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EB Nulshit posted:No. I tried to get tested in college and they turned me away because I was a virgin. I tried to get tested this morning and they told me they were only doing HIV testing and that I have to come back later in the week for everything else. Dude, I'm almost certain you have it. Most people get it as a child or a baby and some people never have symptoms. Even if you ask them to test for herpes, they will probably only test for HSV-2 because most people have HSV-1. You can get it from sleeping on someone else's pillow, for Christ's sake. Edit: I'm just going to stop replying to you because you obviously have some weird ideas about sexual health. Enjoy never getting laid again. Double edit: Make sure you don't kiss anyone, either. Or share a drink. Or a towel. In fact, just stay at home. You might catch it at the clinic while getting tested. Wouldn't that be embarrassing! KillHour fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Aug 22, 2015 |
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Anne Whateley posted:HSV-1 isn't oral herpes anymore. You can get HSV-1 on your genitals from sexual contact, and I wouldn't recommend soaking your junk in listerine. Having HSV-1 orally protects you from getting it on your genitals. It can still happen, but it's less likely since your body has antibodies built up already.
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small hendren posted:What's the difference between talking dirty and talking poo poo? Seems to be the same thing, where you're saying things like "yeah you like that, don't you you stupid bitch. Take it in your rear end, oval office." Etc. Also, talking dirty doesn't necessarily involve degrading the other person. I mean, it can, if they're into that. But saying something like "I want to (insert sex act)" or "You make me (insert description of arousal)" is still talking dirty. Basically, if you don't know, ask. If you think you probably know, ask anyways.
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Reynold posted:I lol'd. Some peeps get off on degradation and humiliation, for sure, but most of the time if your girl asks you to talk dirty (this is because you don't already, and she wants it to happen)and you immediately dive into calling her a STUPID BITCH in the middle of it, you might just get hit. At the very least, you probably won't get laid. Shine posted:Getting deep in your cum-guzzling fuckhole, suckling my chute digger with pussy sauce, I'm gonna spew man yogurt all over your gently caress udders, take it cuntwhacker. Holy poo poo. 
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John Lee posted:Yeah, I've had a couple girls do the same thing. "Whoa, your penis is SO BIG" You watch too much porn. 5 is average (well, slightly below the mean, but basically average), 6 is big, 7 is "this might hurt one or both of us," 8 inches is HUGE. If mine was 8, I'd probably never get laid. Jamais Vu Again posted:Length totally isn't the end all of ducks though. Girth is probably more important. This too.
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John Lee posted:Actually, I watch almost no pornography at all. My current partner watches far more than I do. The bell curve for penises is surprisingly steep. http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2015/03/how-big-average-penis A 6 inch dick puts you at the 90th percentile. A 7 inch dick puts you at ~98th percentile. An 8 inch dick is like being 6'6". It's not unheard of, or even all that rare in the grand scheme of things. But people are still going to go "Woah, you're loving tall!" It's less like having Bs and more like having DDs but saying "They're nothing special because they're not G." I do agree that I'd rather be girthy than lengthy. Girls can stretch to fit just about anything with practice, but they're only so deep (which varies just like penis length). Cowgirl hurts with the current girl I'm with, and I don't think there's a ton we can do about it.  Edit: If dick size were IQ, I would qualify for MENSA.  
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Also, make sure you're measuring correctly. It's along the top from pubic bone to tip. That means you need to push the tape measure or ruler against your abdomen to compress the little pouch of fatty tissue around your penis. For most people, this adds about half an inch. For an average goon, your whole dick might be in there hiding! Also, I'd rather have a 4 inch dick and be an interesting person women want to be around and have sex with than have a 7 inch dick and be a goony shut in. Quit worrying about it. HTH.
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If having a huge dick was necessary or even beneficial for getting laid, natural selection would favor huge dicks and everyone would have one. Therefore, the average dick is the best size for what people use dicks for. QED.
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:i heard we were subtly bragging about our dicks in here or did that ship already sail????? What part of that was subtle?
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EB Nulshit posted:While we're talking about hair length, anyone else want to shave their legs? Body hair in general grosses me out. The only reason I don't is because shaving my legs seems like a massive pain in the rear end. I could deal with shaving every couple days, but how the hell do I do it without making a huge mess and getting leg hair everywhere? Do people who use disposable razors have to worry about that? Am I just making a mess because the bear-trimmer end of my electric razor (for my face)? I put a bunch of paper towels in my sink and shave over them to make cleanup easy when I shave my armpits, but I can't really do that for my legs. You really are the gift that keeps on giving.
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screamname posted:Again, I meant when the guy thinks it's bigger than it is, and their partner is just sat there, coping it sweet thinking "its p.average. In fact, a little slim if I'm honest" An apparent overinflated ego is often caused by insecurities. If he's bringing up how big it is, it's probably because he's worried that it isn't and compensating.
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Masonity posted:Nah, Butt Stuff isn't a one stop solution. Sometimes Butt Stuff is the problem. No, in that case Butt Stuff is the desired result and the problem is you're not using enough lube. Butt Stuff is never the problem (unless your problem is having too much fun, I guess).
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I seriously think they should have one of the listed side effects of Welbutrin say "May turn you into a sex god." Mostly because it's funny, but partly because it's true.
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mlmp08 posted:Knew a girl who had a very brief relationship with a guy with what was seriously a micropenis. Said she could only give a handjob using thumb and index finger. He vehemently and without provocation started explaining that his dick was totally normal and she'd probably only been with freakishly big dicks before. For the price of the gun collection and the sports car, he could have easily just gone to a plastic surgeon and had them graft on a horse dick. OwlFancier posted:From my limited experience I would find it very difficult to live a productive life if I felt like that all the time. You can't? 
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Brutor Fartknocker posted:I love how cis men would never think to use a strap on. My dick could be a foot long, fire breathing double dildo on some days. Too bad biococks are all that ever matters. It would either get in the way or my dick would end up in your rear end. Having two dicks would be hard to control. I never really got the point of a strap on, anyways. Like, if I wanted to have sex with you without feeling it, I could just use a dildo or whatever and have a better view. KillHour fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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LeJackal posted:Those things can be fun to use - the kind you stretch over yourself are usually soft enough (and ridged or textured on the inside) that its fun to use as a top. The outside is typical ho-hum standard dick-shaped, but there are some fun ones with everything from typical 'studded for his pleasure' designs to weirdly contoured dragon/dog/alien cocks. Brings new meaning to doggy style, you know? I gotta be honest. Combined with your avatar, I'm a little freaked out.
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hoobajoo posted:Oh no, someone on the SA sex thread might be a pervert, what an unexpected revelation. You mean we're not just a bunch of normal bros talking about bro things? Oh no! My preconceptions! They're meeeellllting!
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Condoms generally run long - you don't have to unroll them all the way. The idea is to get the condom that is the right circumference (you need a smaller circumference condom than his penis to make sure it doesn't fall off, but not so much smaller than it breaks).
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