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the littlest prince posted:Yeah, but there's a difference between never shaving and sometimes shaving. When the hair is short, it's more abrasive because it has less flexibility and is harder to move aside. I've had complaints about this and the way it affects kissing. Girls like either no beard at all or a thicker beard. It's not unreasonable to think it might apply to pubic hair as well. Even then, with the coarsest and shortest shaved pubes there shouldn't be enough near the openings for it to sand paper your dick. Sounds more like a total lack of lube, natural or artificial. Face hair is much more tightly packed and coarser.
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Probably not the case so don't get too worried but you have had her checked out for vaginal dentatia haven't you?
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Mar 9, 2015 17:52
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I've said it here before but the solo use version does great things for my wife. We picked it up on a really cheap Groupon deal but it would have been worth the full price. The charger system with it "plugging in" via a magnet is the only bad bit really. And looking around that's about the worst received we vibe product. So everything else must just be pure packaged up orgasm.
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Mar 20, 2015 22:57
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Sounds like a problem easiest solved by getting a bigger rear end. Consider silicon implants. You might get a discount if you get your tits done at the same time?
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Mar 25, 2015 21:09
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FilthyImp posted:I heard that a Clove of garlic (wrap no!-scented waxed dental floss around it to help pull it out) inserted in your vag will help even out the ph. It's also good at keeping vampires away during your period.
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Mar 29, 2015 21:49
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KillHour posted:Nah, she's usually on her phone playing flappy bird or some poo poo. That's not submissive. That's bored and not really into you.
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Apr 1, 2015 14:51
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It'd be a funnier joke if that's not pretty much how you described her when posting your initial problem...
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Apr 1, 2015 15:39
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Wouldn't the ignorer be the dom though? It seems like they hold the power in the scene.
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Apr 1, 2015 16:03
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Sorry to hear about you two's snapped penises. I use mine to knock kites out of trees. Edit: trees is what I call your mum 'cause she'd rather leave and knock kites is a euphemism for "thumb my tiny flaccid penis into her gaping maw"
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Apr 1, 2015 17:57
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FINGERBLASTER69 posted:I had a sex partner before that was able to tighten her vagina when we were having sex. How can i get my current girlfriend to do that? Is it something that can be learned by her? Kegel exercises. They are both healthy and sex boosting.
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Apr 4, 2015 08:27
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Vahakyla posted:I've found out that a regular condom goes around a fire extinguisher. Use this info to your advantage. Even though almost any condom will fit on almost any penis some do feel a lot tighter than others. For optimal pleasure you want one that fits well rather than a standard condom on a fire extinguisher. Edit: I'm pretty much on the average for erect penis and I've had condoms that felt like 80% as good as bareback and condoms that sucked so bad I couldn't come in them. Tightness was sometimes the issue, as was how thick and rubbery they felt and how well they transfered heat. Durex avanti non latex were always my favourite back in my pre snip days. Masonity fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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Apr 6, 2015 09:11
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FAUXTON posted:Those cigars aren't for the sex. I mean, they're very indirectly related but if you want to descend to sophomoric implications they're for putting up with several months of no sex. Several months? A few weeks after, sure, but there's no reason to abstain during pregnancy. Unless you have a condition that means the doctors recommend abstaining sex is fine right up until her waters break.
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Apr 8, 2015 17:14
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FAUXTON posted:/\: Pregnant sex is like old people sex... A lot more common than you would assume. Sure the average couple probably have less than usual but it certainly doesn't constitute abstinence for the majority. I'd probably guess sex is rarer in the first year after birth, first due to the birth itself then due to having a baby to take care of.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:58
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Try masturbating in condoms. Try a few brands. Get one that works for you. Nothing wrong with using posh wanks to find the best condoms.
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Apr 26, 2015 19:40
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hoobajoo posted:Even then, sex doesn't feel better than masturbating purely in terms of sensation You either have better masturbation techniques or worse sex than me! For purely feeling my rankings would be: Hand Job Masturbation Sex with Condom Sex Head For overall enjoyment it's more Masturbation Hand Job Sex with Condom Head Sex
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Apr 26, 2015 21:05
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For the record, a rubber / plastic / latex glove. Not a cotton one.
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Jul 18, 2015 16:15
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He was waiting for one of us to suggest analingus, or fartbox tonguepunching as I prefer to call it.
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Jul 20, 2015 17:12
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Do you want the absolute god honest awful truthful answer? The first couple of orgasms after my snip felt weird. They just weren't right. A bit later? Exactly the same as before in every way, except with less stress and worrying. While your junk is still only mostly healed though, orgasms are weird. Either put up with a few odd ones or just wait a bit longer before getting back on the horse, so to speak.
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Aug 2, 2015 23:03
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Travis343 posted:No it's definitely right. Dude didn't say he was having unprotected PIV intercourse right off the bat though. This... You shouldn't be having unprotected PIV until you have "shot blank" in an actual lab confirmed test. You shouldn't have sex for a couole of weeks after in general, according to my doctor. Careful masturbating is okay sooner, but yeah. I don't think the insides were quite recovered yet when I tried it, so I had odd results. Give it a few weeks, knock a few out (around 20 orgasms I believe it is?) either in your hand, a rubber whatever if your partner is still on birth control waiting for your all clear. Get tested, and THEN have unprotected baby free sex once you know there's no swimmers in your baby batter. edit: Yeah there's a vasectomy thread. I'm the OP. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3563410 Masonity fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Aug 2, 2015 |
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Aug 2, 2015 23:27
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It kinda is and isn't pee. It's from the bladder, but an empty bladder will rapidly fill up just before a squirt, and it tends to contain very very little urea, but should contain some glad secretions.
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Aug 17, 2015 19:52
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Travis343 posted:If it comes out of the bladder I think it can be rounded up to pee, even if it's not exactly the same as a normal pee. If it comes through the urethra I think we can round it up to pee. Therefore men ejaculate piss. No? Who gives a gently caress if it is created in the bladder. It's clearly not the same as urine. It's an involuntary sexual response, and is specifically created by the body to be ejaculated. It isn't a way to get rid of filtered liquid rubbish like pee is. It has a different purpose and a different makeup. Who cares where it's made? If I use my stewing pot to make a bolognese, is it a stew?
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Aug 17, 2015 22:37
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the littlest prince posted:Jesus christ this argument has come up before and it was never resolved, can we just cut it out now before everyone has to wade through pages of 'yah huh' and 'nuh uh'? Who squirted in your cornflakes?
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Aug 17, 2015 22:43
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hoobajoo posted:The same purpose as any man with a vasectomy has for ejaculating; feels super good. If you're asking what evolutionary pressure there was for it, there's likely none. Not everything biological has a "purpose", that's not how natural selection works. The body is deliberately creating and then expelling it. There must be some sort of driver behind it. One suggestion I've heard is that it might be something to do with flushing the urethra out when it thinks something is about to get in and infect it. Lots of good sex could maybe lead to the body thinking "uh oh better flush down there, too much friction!" or something? At the end of the day though, who cares? If it feels good (and is safe, sane and consensual), go for it.
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Aug 17, 2015 23:44
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bowmore posted:if your partner doesn't like the taste of your jizz pineapple juice won't change anything unfortunately Depends how much rum you mix in.
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Sep 2, 2015 21:17
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hoobajoo posted:Butt stuff is the solution to every problem, not the answer to every question. Subtle difference. Nah, Butt Stuff isn't a one stop solution. Sometimes Butt Stuff is the problem. In which case the solution is "Use more lube."
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Sep 17, 2015 08:45
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Or coconut oil if you aren't using latex condoms.
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Dec 6, 2015 16:48
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Affi posted:If you wanted to buy sex toys as a gift what'd you get? Laid, hopefully. Or a restraining order perhaps? Honestly though, is this for a partner or a friend? A gag gift or a serious one? Cheap or expensive? What sex are they? What sex are you?
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Dec 30, 2015 22:29
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:What is the name of the position that allows you to have sex even if you are both obese? It's actual name is Alfred, but only when it's parents are mad at it. At work it goes by "Fred" and down the pub it's "Big Al" or "Al-Ki"
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Feb 4, 2016 12:13
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FROOOOOOOOG posted:get her a vibrator, maybe some g-spot toys or something. oral clearly isn't the answer here, maybe a hitachi or whatever variant is. Or just get her to run naked through the boys locker room?
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Feb 19, 2016 01:11
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Still hot.
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Mar 27, 2016 22:06
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goodness posted:If you have to spend money on porn, it's a problem. Every few years I buy a porn mag out of nostalgia.
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May 17, 2016 15:11
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Holothurian posted:Not worried about being gay per se, worried like hell about having to leave and break up our family. Anyway, thank you all for your opinions. If you love your other half and like having sex with him who gives a gently caress if you are more straight, bi or lesbian?
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Aug 29, 2016 21:26
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On the numbnut wanks, since my vasectomy sitting in certain positions in my pc chair makes one ball go numb. More irritating than sexy though. On the ssris I'm on 20mg of cilatopram and orgasms are harder to reach, but now they are all awesome multi edging style orgasms than weak quick wank poo poo. My libido is massively down as in no more spontaneous boners, which even at 32 were a regular issue before, but I still mentally want sex and can get it up quick enough so I'm not that bothered about it. With finger babies, don't risk it. That's how religions are made. But seriously? A proper wash will sort you out like everyone else said.
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Dec 1, 2016 20:06
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Mostly it's different for everyone. Try some thin ones or non latex ones.
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Mar 6, 2017 20:29
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See a doctor about it and find out if there are exercises that could help maybe? If you are embarrassed you can do it under the guise of clarinet playing.
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May 25, 2017 10:10
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hoobajoo posted:No exercise really helps, since as said above, the penis isn't a muscle. I've heard taking arginine helps, you could try that. Not entirely true. All exercise helps. Better cardio health should lead to better erections. No one exercise helps the penis in particular though, sure.
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Dec 1, 2017 00:57
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Jedit posted:You can now get Viagra over the counter in the UK. So the official answer to "how do I obtain Viagra" is now "it's not hard". In theory you can. I thought in practice it'd be early next year before they have the retail boxes available?
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Dec 3, 2017 13:36
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Given their £20 for 4 pills price I'm thinking of using my depression pills as an excuse to get an £8 pack on prescription instead! I'll probably buy a pack first to see if I like it. On one hand I'm not as hard and for as long as before the pills but on the other it does raise to the occasion during penetration and I haven't had any complaints. So it'd be semi lie semi truth anyway.
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Dec 3, 2017 23:19
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Just remind her that she can't have her bukkake and eat it.
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Guys why are you holding out on him? Everyone knows The Snake (http://sexpositions.club/positions/169.html) is the bestest position ever. The Overpass (http://sexpositions.club/positions/175.html) aint bad either. Masonity fucked around with this message at 00:51 on May 24, 2018 |
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