Sex Questions Megathread: I got herpes from my grandma

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Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
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Well now that I am actually in a position to use this thread, I'll bite.

So I am a pretty tall guy. She is kind of short. We've had some difficulties with some positions and I think we could use some direction. She's tired of being on top, I think.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2014 03:11

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:41

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DoctorX posted:

...since I think receiving oral sex with a condom on kind of sucks.

Isn't that the idea?

# ¿ Mar 17, 2014 21:14

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
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So here's a new problem. Up until recently my condom choice were Trojan Ultra Thins. Then a few days ago we get a new box, first thing we notice is a different packaging. Try it on and I notice it feels a little bit differently but think nothing of it. Problem is the near instant I put one of those on I get deflation. We've used 5 so far and only one has...worked. Anyone else had this kind of experience or maybe give me an alternative?

OP said to mention location so right now I am in Virginia.

# ¿ May 16, 2014 20:07

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Geoj posted:

Did you buy them at a different store than usual?

Its kind of a long shot but off the top of my head Walmart is known for getting substandard product as a result of dictating prices to their vendors/suppliers, who make up the difference by either supplying Walmart with specifically (and cheaply) made equivalents, or in the case of more expensive stuff, items that would normally end up in dent/scratch or b-stock bins (condoms ending up in the former category, obviously.)

I normally got the boxes from Walgreens and those would turn out ok. This box I got from a Harris Teeter, a grocery chain we have in the area so I doubt that's it. Thanks though

# ¿ May 16, 2014 21:00

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
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So here's something. I'm dating a mid-20's woman who is still a virgin. I kind of figured she was before and didn't really care, but she felt it was enough of an issue that she should wanted to talk about it first. I don't think it is as big a deal as she is making it out to be, but I have focused on trying to put her mind at ease before and during our next date. I've been trying to arrange things so that she will be as comfortable as possible, and have tried to gently talk to her while also gently nudged her to open her up a little bit (be more willing to try different things and to not be so shy about her body).

Anyone have any thoughts?

Edit: Google seems to provide some good advice. Not getting nearly as many porn videos as I thought I would.

We've already done heavy making out/dry runs. She's seen me, she's stripped to her panties. So I think we're a little beyond square one.

This seems to be about what I figured too.

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TrueChaos posted:
Holy poo poo I forgot how awkward sex with someone who's a virgin is. An hour + of foreplay, and it was still difficult to get it in (and yes, she was very wet), and I'm not exactly big or anything. I must have done something right though, cause she's planning on "coming over tomorrow so I can jump you"

Someone please remind me it gets better. Also any tips for teaching / helping someone learn would be appreciated, I've honestly never been with anyone without any experience, this is new and slightly scary grounds for me. I don't want to screw it up basically

Most likely she'll pick things up pretty quickly and it won't be awkward for long. I remember in my case after a few weeks it wasn't a problem. Keep in mind that not only is she a virgin but she's also a new sex partner in general (experienced or not) and that's always a little awkward until you figure each other out sexually.

Then sometimes you'll both still have moments because you're human. If I were you I'd just try to enjoy it and try not to get too hung up on experience levels. You can be a total novice and still good in bed and an experienced person can still be downright terrible. It's more about the individual than some RPG-esque XP thing.

Edit: Or I guess to actually give advice: just try things out with her and have fun. It can be fun for you two to discover what turns her on together and get more creative as you both get more comfortable as partners. And it's not an absolute must for everyone, but of course it's good to have lube around.
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Gin and Juche fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Oct 28, 2014

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 23:09

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
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Shine posted:

You can thank me later.

Saw this post at work last week but didn't watch until now. It got weird(er) very abruptly.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 00:38

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the littlest prince posted:

You know, its weird, when I look up all her past lovers, all I can find is a bunch of missing persons reports, and a few medical reports that hint at a missing appendage.

I'm sure it's nothing, though.

Are you Mike Myers?

# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 01:19

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:41

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FAUXTON posted:

I bet there's a Goldeneye spoof involving that.

Xena Chokehimoff?

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 03:18

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