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I flew on a plane once. This hits close to home I am terrified.
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El Grillo posted:Well poo poo. CNN and others are reporting that there were people using stolen passports from Austria and Italy on the plane. Italian foreign ministry confirms there were no actual Italian citizens on the flight. So what you're saying is justice was served in an ironic twist.
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Mar 8, 2014 17:16
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My Imaginary GF posted:It was a Boeing, my bet is the wings snapped off and everyone was absolutely hosed in the minute it took to descend to their watery graves They should have started flapping their arms.
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Mar 8, 2014 17:24
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Fallom posted:When people found that out I said I hope the firefighters were going to investigate the screw-up and goons freaked out at me for firefighter hating and said accidents happen, it was just an accident man ain't no reason to it or way to avoid it. Yep if it was cops though. You'd be a hero. Oh well there are no fire trucks in the ocean this time. Maybe some speedboats will chop people up? We can go after the speed boat people then!
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Mar 8, 2014 17:56
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Jombo posted:Quit it with the terrorism poo poo Boeing - stop making planes that explode Is boeing claiming terrorism? If so 
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Mar 9, 2014 02:49
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Business posted:Yes Because blowing up a plane of irrelevant people in the middle of nowhere sends a STRONG message. Especially when you don't step forward and claim responsibility for the attack. Jesus Christ, I don't know if people are this stupid or if terrorists are that stupid. There are so many better targets people could blow up / attack to cause fear that I never got the idea of bombing a plane. The 9/11 hijack though, that was a brilliant use. Someone mentioned earlier the pilot only had like 18 hours under his belt too. If that's true, maybe not a good idea to have him take such a long flight.
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Mar 9, 2014 03:15
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open container posted:Are there seatbelts on the toilet in case the plane starts crashing but you're still pooping No. From what I remember some guy flew up when a plane hit a pack of turbulence once and broke his neck and landed covered in his own poo poo. Maybe I imagined this, but I remember hearing / reading this somewhere.
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Mar 9, 2014 03:16
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Shithouse Dave posted:I thought it was 18,000 hours? I'm not so good at reading so if it was 18k yeah. No idea, probably plane bullshit or aliens  . I'm not surprised China has no idea where the plane is though. I'd guess they have a sub par radar system for travel that has highly underpaid people working it and is built with parts made in China.Meaning cheap lovely materials.
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Mar 9, 2014 03:19
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I'm suddenly reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSXTdzM1WLA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=275ufGZweZc Sadly I couldnt find any of the clips talking about the crash.
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Mar 9, 2014 07:33
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chefvinny posted:Everyone's favorite mystery crash TWA 800 - fuel vapors ignite in the center tank from low level electrical arcing / Ufo encounter / meteorite strike / Navy laser / CIA bomb / terrorist missile / swamp gas / Foo Fighter. Definitely the Foo Fighters. Their music was too much for that plane to handle. Skipjack posted:it was the other plane that had the damaged tail, the missing plane lost part of its wing tip. If the repairs weren't carried out correctly, which isn't unheard of, i guess that increases the odds of this being a catastrophic failure of the airframe in flight. Again underpaid labor. What do you expect? E: As for the passports, I'm more willing to believe it was drug traffickers than anything else. E2: MrFrosty posted:I just checked and that is literally what the actual article says. Google translate isn't at fault here, lovely writing is. gently caress me we can't even do news articles right, why do they let us fly planes? Can't write articles. Can't find lost planes. Can't check passports. Not off to a good start. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Mar 9, 2014 |
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Mar 9, 2014 17:58
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Hugh Malone posted:why would smugglers bring down the plane idgi thats dumb Turns out that cocaine was a plastique butt bomb.
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Mar 9, 2014 19:14
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chefvinny posted:...Then the Foo Fighters came at them.... They played a pretty good show before downing the plane. Then the Bermuda triangle got involved.
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Mar 9, 2014 20:57
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genesplicer posted:Seth McFarlane missed his flight, which later ended up bringing down the South Tower. loving tragedy.
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Mar 11, 2014 16:39
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WaryWarren posted:Speaking of McFarlane, giggity giggity... Mystery solved they were getting bejays and hanbeezys while flying.
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Mar 11, 2014 17:04
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gradenko_2000 posted:Wasn't there a Russian air crash that was like that? Pilot invites his son to the cockpit, son inadvertently disengages the autopilot by moving the control stick too much, plane spins out of control, story gets turned into a Michael Crichton novel Yes. They spun around and around and around for like an hour before running out of fuel and everyone passing out from the Gs and dying. Little poo poo. There is a hilarious recreation on youtube somewhere I can't find it though 
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Mar 11, 2014 17:41
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Thanks. You're da bess Prettz.
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Mar 11, 2014 18:06
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It crashed in the ocean because the pilots were too busy geetting blowjobs. The ocean is big. The end.
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Mar 12, 2014 01:38
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doomisland posted:also jews????? Of course the jews. They wanted to resell the plane for scrap parts and brainwash the citizens into moeny making slaves or something. IDK. Alien jews. Jewliens.
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Mar 12, 2014 01:51
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Stoic Commie posted:how the gently caress are they "trying" to triangulate the signal if passengers' phones are still ringing? Turn your phone off and call it. It'll still ring and the voicemail will still work... 
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Mar 12, 2014 13:07
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Peenigrippe posted:I'm tempted to watch through this whole gashdarned thing again. This is pretty good i skipped most of the bullshit and went straight to part 4. E: gets dull again shortly in. Sped through romance got good agian then weird sci fi ending. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Mar 12, 2014 |
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Mar 12, 2014 13:42
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demonR6 posted:"But I call his phone and it rings?!" You have perfected a means to communicate with the dead. Too bad they ghost all your calls.
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Mar 12, 2014 14:24
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Matchstick posted:Haha. Jesus gently caress. Good ol Kiwis. I still think the pilots were gettin bjay jays. myshl0ng posted:
And he still can literally lose his mind.
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Mar 12, 2014 20:43
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bonestructure posted:Chinese satellite is showing large-sized debris, in an area that I think is within the NZ guy's sighting from the oil platform. This might be it. Please do not link CNN they do not deserve anyone's attention or money for it.
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Mar 12, 2014 23:09
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bonestructure posted:At the time I posted, they were the only ones with the story. I know, its just that even that's too much. gently caress CNN>
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Mar 12, 2014 23:12
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spengler posted:Please do not quote Al Borland he does not deserve anyone's attention.
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Mar 12, 2014 23:32
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BlueChocolate posted:Why would they want to steal a stupid plane full Chinese citizens for? It's the US they hate. The Chinese love a good Muslim killing and pillaging of the middle east resources too. E: I think they like to kill a lot of the Uighurs? I think that's what they're called. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Mar 13, 2014 |
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Mar 13, 2014 08:03
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Woah they haven't FOUND IT YET? It's almost like it crashed in the ocean. Yknow that giant big loving thing composed of water that is really deep. Nahh that wouldn't happen must be alien government terrorists.
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Mar 13, 2014 16:24
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Boner Medicine posted:I wish I had a black girlfriend so I could find the black box on a nightly basis. I see a porno being made here based on this plane.
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Mar 13, 2014 16:27
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kindermord posted:if that wsj report is accurate i would be kind of nervous in any major western cities or tel aviv or seoul I'm literally quivering in fear of terrorism every minute and day. Since 9/11 I hope the government in acts more freedom removing laws to keep me safe! You never know where that terrorist is hiding waiting to kill me. Maybe on a plane in the bottom of the ocean or my cell phone.
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Mar 13, 2014 16:45
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Anonymous Zebra posted:I hope they find the blackbox, because I'm waiting to see what hilariously stupid thing a pilot did today to screw up the 20 redundant systems that modern planes have to prevent them from crashing. The Russian pilot that let his kids try to fly was pretty good, but the French pilots who managed to stall out their (fully functional) plane is really the winner right now. I'm still wagering money on blowjobs from some skeezys they brought up to impress in the cockpit.
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Mar 13, 2014 17:06
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Rad Russian posted:For FOUR hours? Must have been a hell of a blowjob. The arrangement for the skeezys must have been to give blowjobs to everyone on the plane, starting with first class and then moving down. More like 20 minutes of working them over with booze, then 15 of beezys, then about 3 hours of "poo poo where are we?" E: doomisland posted:nutted, but she still sucking *crashes plane* Al Borland fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Mar 14, 2014 |
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Mar 14, 2014 01:39
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midnightclimax posted:
Totally weren't paying attention during the blowjob, got lost and couldn't figure out where they were. A Fancy 400 lbs posted:almost... like someone trying to fly without instruments after an electrical failure
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Mar 14, 2014 12:57
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The more this goes on the more I hold out hope for my jizz on the controls after bejays theory. That would be a hilarious black box recording.
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Mar 14, 2014 13:17
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Fallom posted:lol I just see everything covered with jizz.
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Mar 14, 2014 14:05
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Press doesn't know poo poo. I want to see this turned into a made for tv movie mini series.
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Mar 14, 2014 14:19
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redshirt posted:Hey I haven't read the thread, so has there been a long and involved Just jizz roleplay.
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Mar 14, 2014 14:20
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Retail Slave posted:It's at the bottom of the ocean. If it had landed anywhere where there was enough land to do so, we'd have known about it. Maybe suicide by pilot.
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Mar 14, 2014 14:29
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Fallom posted:Sure took him a while to commit, unlike the last guy who rammed his plane into the ocean pretty quickly We wanted the bjayjay first.
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Mar 14, 2014 14:31
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Retail Slave posted:In my mind this is the most likely possibility, but then why take all those people with you? Why not just wait til you land and put a gun in your mouth? Of course, people who commit suicide don't always think rationally so I probably just answered my own question. eh who knows? Maybe it was terrorism prevented by a guy who was going to commit suicide anyways so he figured he might as well be a suicidal hero. Wanna hijack my plane? Nope *dives it towards the ground.* Then the aliens came and tractor beamed it over the ocean for a bit before it broke apart.
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Mar 14, 2014 14:42
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happyhippy posted:I would take off, circle around and slam it into the radar tower on the airport all the while singing "Song of the Valkyrie" and occasionally sobbing 'Why don't you love me Justin Beiber' over the open comm to the world. Why not fly into justin beiber?
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Mar 14, 2014 14:56
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