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jon joe posted:It's probably buried in this thread.  Did anyone... check... the thread?
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Ivor Biggun posted:Still gone, guys Sorry but I'd prefer an expert's word on this.
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Chinatown posted:Definitely still gone, guys. Thank you. E: If you die you should have the words "It's still gone." engraved on your tombstone.
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smoobles posted:They found this one so nobody cares. There's no mystery. No titillation. I really love your av.
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brylcreem posted:Why don't you marry him, then? Maybe I will!  If the wreckage of MH 370 is found in the next year I will propose to Smoobles to get married wherever the wreckage is found. And Chinatown will be the one to oversee the ceremony. E: Obviously they could decline but I'll keep up my end of the bargain and propose. Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Nov 25, 2015 |
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simplefish posted:Since it's a toxx let's be clear: it's gone until Chinatown says it isn't 
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ethanol posted:14 days is a laughable short amount of time to give notice before you pawn somebody's 100 million dollar jets Shouldn't just park 3 giant jets on someone else's property and not tell anyone then. I find it hilarious that they have no idea who parked 3 giant gets on their airstrip.
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No. 6 posted:So Malaysia Airlines is refusing to accept Swift Cargo as the owner even though they can prove it? Sounds like it. Maybe Malaysia airs deserves their planes to disappear and be shot down by russians? Food for thought.
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Xlorp posted:Is there any truth to the saying that even a functioning and well-maintained clock is wrong twice per day? Well if its off even minute then its wrong every second of the day.
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smoobles posted:did they find the plane yet? I walk by a jewelry store quite often and it makes me think of the ring I'd have to buy you if it happens in the next year.
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Just when they give up, go home, and sit down. They'll see it sitting there right on their living room coffee table. Boy won't that be a big laugh.
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smoobles posted:I thought you were joking at first. Moon god really hated those people I guess.
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Rambling Robot posted:I WISH EVERYONE ABOARD THE MISSING PLANES A MERRY XMAS AND A SAFE JOURNEY! Thank you. Only one of the planes is missing though the other was found in the ukrane shortly after being shot out of the sky by russian hillbillies.
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Rambling Robot posted:I'm afraid not. if they find it then it could be the year of smoobles & microwave's mom gettin married 
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Zogo posted:~10 years ago Dick Cheney was flying in a plane and suddenly a barrage of lightning bolts exploded nearby resulting in the plane nearly being shot right out of the sky. He needs to improve his aim.
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Zogo posted:Strangely I turned the TV to C-SPAN an hour ago and witnessed this: lol of course hillary is there.
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Kilo147 posted:Almost lost another one. Holy poo poo these guys should be out of business.
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Kilo147 posted:Thanks for the confirmation. I was hoping it didn't just fly the wrong way and end up on the moon. if it had ended up on the moon Islamists would be angry as that's Allah's home.
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Ilustforponydeath posted:What kind of scrub god can't fly, huh? if the plane isn't Kosher allah wont fly in it. I bet Allah was pissed when those guys landed on his moon.
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Chinatown posted:i ate halal food for lunch and it was legit good but your hunger for jihad has grown.
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Chinatown posted:Happy New Year. hmmm yes. Hopefully they'll find it this year.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'm sorry, this thread is about Malaysian airplanes that go missing or crash. This thread has nothing to do with shipping cargo boats. poor man can't tell the difference between a plane and a boat. Maybe that's whats going on with the search crew. Someone needs to remind them what MH370 looks like.
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Zogo posted:Thank you. I was confused because El Faro means The Lighthouse in Spanish. Sure looks like it could have used a lighthouse out there. Bazinga.
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Kesper North posted:The floor of the plane melted and rained passengers and seats down on the ground before slamming into the side of a mountain. Those poor fucks didn't just have to crash, they had to burn to death while free-falling strapped to a coach seat. Probably the worst way to go I can imagine. HAHAHAHA Did your wife like to roleplay airplane crash sex or anything? I bet she got wet watchin that poo poo.
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Kesper North posted:Some girls just want to watch the world burn. sounds like jet fuel can melt her. IYKWIM
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No. 6 posted:I hope Chinatown gets perms banned if it's ever found if its found this year hes supposed to oversee my wedding as the preacher so I hope he doesn't.
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smoobles posted:not gonna lie i'm looking forward to getting married to an internet stranger if malaysia flight 370 is found this year, it's just the spice my life needed Same. The best part is we'll do it at the wreckage sight. I hope we can get out there quick enough so that like the authorities are still picking it up and wondering, "What the gently caress?" as we have our wedding next to them.
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sinking belle posted:I flew Malaysia Airlines from KLIA to Heathrow a couple weeks ago and literally thirty seconds after they did the "crew take your seats, we're coming in to land" announcement a guy stood up to go to the toilet. A flight attendant tried to usher him back to his seat and he apologised profusely and sat back down. LIterally never fly Malaysia air. The people who fly on it are sacks of poo poo / sub human. The company is incompetent and you're literally playing with your life every time you fly with them. Have you not learned? This airline is made to kill off bad people.
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smoobles posted:I wonder if there was a person like Chinatown in the 1800s publishing weekly pamphlets that simply read "It's gone, guys." Jumpingmanjim posted:Chinatown's grandfather was the first to report on the sinking of the Titanic via telegram: A long proud heraldry that dates back to early colonial times if not even earlier. I remember reading about the town crier who informed people about Jamestown. http://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Jan 15, 2016 |
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smoobles posted:What if the plane got found but Chinatown is just telling us it's still gone? This thread is the only news source I ever look at. why would he want to ruin our wedding?
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Saw 17 posts got excited thinking it was found, but nope its still gone.
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smoobles posted:also what's the over/under on the passengers being dead by now that plane had like a ton of mangos on it so maybe they're growing and living off the mangos.
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Ratjaculation posted:im unfamiliar with the establishment, is it like wetherspoons? its the olive garden of seafood. Well its better than olive garden, but its not top class seafood.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-25/setback-in-mh370-search-as-equipment-lost-on-ocean-floor/7111798 For now I think their sonar vehicle is gone. The official search ends in a few days too doesn't it?
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Kurtofan posted:A mud volcano is what happens after you eat bad Mexican food Or what you call the ganges.
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amityville anus posted:if only the passengers had a 777... if only Malaysia Airlines had their 777! There wouldn't be this whole mess.
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brylcreem posted:Thanks Chinatown.
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The Hman posted:How ineffective does ur bomb even have to BE to not kill anyone else like wtf man Sounds like it didn't even kill him just set him on fire and blasted a hole got bigger and sucked him out. That's hilarious.
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