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The fact that you didn't post this thread on May 19th is shameful. I love Kane, I am a Kainenite, Kane is basically the Christopher Walken of wrestling - always game for whatever, never turns down a script, occasionally passable but lately a parody of himself, was awesome when he first started. He's also the source of like 90% of the in-jokes in wrestling (like MYSTERY OPPONENT) and is just really fun. Dude is also soft as a pillow and a good hand, and his work in Team Hell No is easily the best of his career. He's basically a comedy monster heel (as opposed to "3MB, comedy jobbers" or "Brock Lesnar, actual monster")
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Tharizdun posted:The fact that you didn't post this thread on May 19th is shameful.  Big Daddy Kane is when Kane and Big Daddy V fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkQ8Yr55AfU
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Mar 8, 2014 23:18
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This fucker killed CM Punk. 
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Mar 8, 2014 23:22
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KaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAANE?!
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Mar 8, 2014 23:44
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Mostly his matches and promos and things like that.
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Mar 8, 2014 23:49
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The Landstander posted:KANE STATS What about Non Singles Matches? Not Counting Royal Rumbles.
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Mar 9, 2014 00:06
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KungFu Grip posted:What about Non Singles Matches? Not Counting Royal Rumbles. Arrange whatever Team Hell No & Some random jabroni vs. The Shield matches you want in whatever order.
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Mar 9, 2014 00:12
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KungFu Grip posted:What about Non Singles Matches? Not Counting Royal Rumbles. he was in the very first Money in the Bank match, which is pretty great
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Mar 9, 2014 00:23
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Dorian Kane
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Mar 9, 2014 00:26
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you have to at least respect him for being around for so long, not hurting anyone, being decent, being respected by most wrestlers and being almost as old as the undertaker but in much better shape
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Mar 9, 2014 00:38
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Didn't Kane also wrestle with a severely injured back for most of his Smackdown run when he was super out of shape?
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Mar 9, 2014 00:42
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KungFu Grip posted:What about Non Singles Matches? Not Counting Royal Rumbles. I was looking through this as a source: http://profightdb.com/wrestler-star-ratings/kane-197.html I believe it has everything but I'm not sure  There's multi-mans and tag matches which are rated better, I just wanted a read of his singles stuff. His highest rated anything matches are tied at 4.5 stars: The Shield vs. Team Hell No & Ryback (TLC 2012) Edge vs. Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kane vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Christian - Money in the Bank (WrestleMania 21) Chris Jericho/Undertaker/Kane/Big Show/The Rock vs. Steve Austin/Shane McMahon/RVD/Booker T/Kurt Angle - Survivor Series 2001 (this was The Alliance vs. Team WWF)
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Mar 9, 2014 00:47
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The Landstander posted:I was looking through this as a source: http://profightdb.com/wrestler-star-ratings/kane-197.html Obviously Kane wasn't the star worker in any of these, but in the third one he's barely in it at all. I recall the first 6 eliminations being rapid fire until they got down to a 2 v 2 of the 4 guys in the title matches at the next PPV. Also, it's not that great a match.
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Mar 9, 2014 01:00
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Mar 9, 2014 01:11
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I like Kane.
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Mar 9, 2014 01:13
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Kane is p. cool sometimes. I like when he chokeslams that beard guy.
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Mar 9, 2014 02:02
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Kane is a pretty great villain.
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Mar 9, 2014 02:16
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Kane had a couple really awesome matches with Albert. Here's one of them. Unfortunately, I can't find the rematch, where Kane hits a hurricanrana. Here's Kane having a cool match with Kurt Angle. Despite wearing a mask, Kane sells the ankle lock like a loving champ.
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Mar 9, 2014 02:59
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omgomgomg posted:you have to at least respect him for being around for so long, not hurting anyone, being decent, being respected by most wrestlers and being almost as old as the undertaker but in much better shape I'll respect him when he spends 20 years doing over the top rope planchas. Nah I like Kane.
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Mar 9, 2014 03:08
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And Kane looks like he's spending now until retirement just putting over those on the rise. Works for me.
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Mar 9, 2014 03:14
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We should update the Kane story flowchart imo
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Mar 9, 2014 03:16
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Kane can be pretty awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40hmzeYajrs (Start at around 14:50) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWj_1tYI2Ug
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Mar 9, 2014 03:21
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Kane speaking with the vocoder was the first thing I saw when I started watching wrestling. Without any other context at the time, I think I just assumed he was supposed to be a robot. Good times.
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Mar 9, 2014 03:22
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Two things I like about Kane is that Kane is his own alignment, and Kane is always the "mystery opponent." Unless Undertaker is active, and Teddy Long is a GM. Then it's 50/50.
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Mar 9, 2014 03:23
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Mar 9, 2014 03:30
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kane is super smelly http://youtu.be/XQJD4536huQ?t=4m
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Mar 9, 2014 07:32
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incredible bear posted:kane is super smelly Was Kane freaking out about dwarves a thing before this?
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Mar 9, 2014 08:02
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when is the last time kane tombstoned anybody also kane looking like a middle manager and still having his pyto entrance owns
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Mar 9, 2014 08:09
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Sprecherscrow posted:Was Kane freaking out about dwarves a thing before this? Not really. It was more a callback to Bryan having Hornswoggle dress up as a bear to prove that he could defeat one in a wrestling match. Upon seeing him, Bryan screamed, "A BEAR!" and kicked him in the balls.
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Mar 9, 2014 08:38
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Not a huge Kane fan, but I still hope he turns up to wreck dudes in the Rumble every year til the end of time
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Mar 9, 2014 09:14
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Paradise is Kane chokeslamming CM Punk through tables forever.
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Mar 9, 2014 09:19
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Hjb3zfSUI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=k3jJMyRPNak#t=65 A DWARF!? Kicks dwarf. Best Kane moment. But I feel the Miz has him beat. The Miz shot that dwarf in the dick with a t-shirt gun. Miz wins. That's essentially the only reason I watch WWE. The abuse of little people keeps my teeth white.
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Mar 9, 2014 12:11
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Kane was instrumental in what was, for my money, the best Royal Rumble, and who knows where The Undertaker's character and career would have gone if he hadn't have turned up. No, Kane has never put on a 5* mat wrestling instant classic. But then, no guy his size ever has (yes, I'm aware someone could sperge and name someone obscure, but nobody immediately leaps to mind). In the field of guys who play the "oh poo poo it's that huge fucker who throws people around" character, Kane is far beyond the average. And yes, he's never been the cause of any notable injuries or particularly heinous botches. The worst thing I think can be levelled at Kane is his participation in some truly awful angles and even then you have to give most of the credit to the guys writing and directing. I highly doubt Glenn Jacobs walked into a creative meeting one morning and said "hey guys, jackpot idea: how about I bang Lita? Yeah? Okay, great."
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Kane Dewey
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pressedbunny posted:Kane was instrumental in what was, for my money, the best Royal Rumble, and who knows where The Undertaker's character and career would have gone if he hadn't have turned up. Wrestling Observer Newsletter 5 Star Match (1997) vs. Shawn Michaels in a Hell in a Cell at Badd Blood.
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I'm a Kanenite He was my favorite wrestler when I was a little kid and watched Wrestling, and then when I came back, the first major angle I saw him as a part of was the feud with Punk and Bryan so I missed a lot of the worst of him apparently. Also when I looked him up to remember, this was the first thing I saw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpd1jBWuH0
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Mar 9, 2014 19:01
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I remember the time he electrocuted Shane McMahon's testicles with a car battery
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http://youtu.be/RjHpnoCag-g Kane never had a 5 star match, huh? (JR losing his mind makes the match)
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