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What time is it? It's  time!Every year before Wrestlemania we get together and make some bad decision. Set your own wager and conditions, but don't waste our time with gimmick posts and other annoying bullshit. You should feel some degree of shame and self-loathing if you're doing it right. If that's not your bag, try challenging yourself with something you otherwise wouldn't do. Most importantly, have fun with it! All toxxes without a specified completion date will be due by May 6th, exactly one month after Wrestlemania. Let the shame commence! There's also the HHH Shoveltar pact thread where you'll get an avatar if HHH wins but that's not as fun! Batista posted:If HHH wins against Daniel Bryan, I will sing King of Kings and post it on YouTube. ch3cooh posted:If CM Punk appears I will buy a Stephanie McMahon avatar of another posters choosing and keep it for 1 year Orgia Carnaval posted:If John Cena does not win against Bray Wyatt I will buy 30 dollars (At minimum) worth of Cena merchandise then post a video of myself doing a spoken word version of either Cena theme. I Before E posted:If the Andre Memorial Battle Royal is won by a surprise returning person (i.e. Jericho, Punk, et al), I will change my avatar to a picture of that person of Sunsweet's choosing. Petit Gregory posted:If Paul Heyman steals Undertaker's urn at Wrestlemania or is already in his possession by then, I will perform a spoken word rendition of Bikertaker's theme with my best Paul Bearer impersonation. flashy_mcflash posted:If Warrior goes into a nutbar right-wing rant at the Hall of Fame, I'll change my red text to a quote from his speech of PSP's choosing. Daniel Bryan fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Mar 17, 2014 |
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My If HHH wins against Daniel Bryan, I will sing King of Kings and post it on YouTube. If Daniel Bryan leaves Wrestlemania with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, I will change my username to Daniel Bryan.
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Mar 16, 2014 21:53
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Don't forget about the Shoveltar toxx thread!
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Mar 16, 2014 21:54
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sunsweet posted:Don't forget about the Shoveltar toxx thread! Ah yes, but I figured a general Toxx thread would be good too.
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Mar 16, 2014 21:57
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If CM Punk appears I will buy a Stephanie McMahon avatar of another posters choosing and keep it for 1 year
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Mar 16, 2014 21:58
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If John Cena does not win against Bray Wyatt I will buy 30 dollars (At minimum) worth of Cena merchandise then post a video of myself doing a spoken word version of either Cena theme. The merchandise and theme of choice is by majority goon vote or whatever I find the most embarrassing/funny.
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If the Andre Memorial Battle Royal is won by a surprise returning person (i.e. Jericho, Punk, et al), I will change my avatar to a picture of that person of Sunsweet's choosing. If HHH interferes in the main event, I will perform King Of Kings spoken word in a Macho Man Randy Savage voice.
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Mar 16, 2014 22:07
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If Paul Heyman steals Undertaker's urn at Wrestlemania or is already in his possession by then, I will perform a spoken word rendition of Bikertaker's theme with my best Paul Bearer impersonation.
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If Warrior goes into a nutbar right-wing rant at the Hall of Fame, I'll change my red text to a quote from his speech of PSP's choosing. If HHH goes over Bryan I'll donate $100 to Doctors Without Borders.
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If Daniel Bryan wins the title I will purchase the Scobby Doo/WWE crossover dvd for I before e. Sun can confirm you might get some extra qualty DVDS.
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bobkatt013 posted:If Daniel Bryan wins the title I will purchase the Scobby Doo/WWE crossover dvd for a random person who also has a toxx. Sun can confirm you might get some extra qualty DVDS. The Jeff Jarrett three disc set TNA made, a copy of Hard Target starring JCVD, and a copy of End Game to go with Christmas Bounty. Every time I checked the mail that week, I was afraid.
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Orgia Carnaval posted:If John Cena does not win against Bray Wyatt I will buy 30 dollars (At minimum) worth of Cena merchandise then post a video of myself doing a spoken word version of either Cena theme. http://shop.wwe.com/John-Cena-%22Ne...urrent-johncena Wearing all of it while spoken wording Word Life.
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If Batista walks out of Wrestlemania with the world title, I will get an avatar/custom title of the OPs choice. And if the main event goes less than 12 minutes bell-to-bell, I'll get a username change of the OPs choice as well.
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Mar 18, 2014 02:08
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If Daniel Bryan defeats Triple H but DOES NOT walk out WWEWHC, I will buy Flare Knight/Stallion Cabana this shirt. If Daniel Bryan defeats Triple H AND walks out WWEWHC, I will buy Flare Knight/Stallion Cabana this hoodie, a name change cert, and an avatar change cert.
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Senerio posted:If Daniel Bryan defeats Triple H but DOES NOT walk out WWEWHC, I will buy Flare Knight/Stallion Cabana this shirt. if Triple H beats Daniel Bryan but DOES NOT walk out WWEWHC I will buy Senerio this shirt. If Triple H beats Daniel Bryan AND walks out WWEWHC, I will buy Senerio this hoodie
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Mar 18, 2014 04:47
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IF Alexander Rusev wins the André the Giant Battly Royal, I'll get a Rusev avatar.
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If Triple H beats Daniel Bryan and wins the WWE title I will buy one Toxx random poster a subscription of WWE Network and a ticket to Payback in Chicago if they wish to go. I won't be needing the later anymore.
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If AJ Lee has a Divas Championship match at Wrestlemania (main show only,) and leaves the event with the title, I will get an Eva Marie avatar and keep it until Summerslam.
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I had sort of an unofficial at first that involved not getting the Network if DBry lost his match against Triple H. Now that that's clearly happening. Perhaps a to not get the Network if he doesn't win the title?
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Amy Renee posted:I had sort of an unofficial How do you prove that you didn't subscribe to the Network, though?
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sunsweet posted:How do you prove that you didn't subscribe to the Network, though? Show all his bills every month on all his credit cards (no don't do this). Really should switch it to something stupider like making a WWE Network infomercial I think.
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I'll get a Steph/HHH avatar if he wins the title.
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sunsweet posted:How do you prove that you didn't subscribe to the Network, though? I... don't know, because my free trial ended DAYS ago, so I went to the Network link just to see if there was a "sorry you don't have a current subscription to the WWE Network" screen plugged in. Nope, I'm watching WWE Superstars. It would appear I've been autobilled even though I checked the option to not autorenew when I signed on for the free trial.
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Amy Renee posted:I... don't know, because my free trial ended DAYS ago, so I went to the Network link just to see if there was a "sorry you don't have a current subscription to the WWE Network" screen plugged in. Nope, I'm watching WWE Superstars. It would appear I've been autobilled even though I checked the option to not autorenew when I signed on for the free trial. You would have had to go in and cancel the trial. Checking that box just means that they won't auto-renew in six months.
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Son of a bitch. New incoming...
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For the record, it just spills you back to http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork if you don't have an active subscription.
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I'm locked into a Shoveltar Toxx, so I won't be betting my avatar to be on the safe side in case there is a conflict. If Ultimate Warrior, at any point in his Hall of Fame speech, uses the word "Destrucity" then I will change my username to something of PSP's choosing. Edit: DJ JIZZY JEFF it is
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Justin Godscock posted:If Ultimate Warrior, at any point in his Hall of Fame speech, uses the word "Destrucity" then I will change my username to something of PSP's choosing. DJ JIZZY JEFF
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I Before E posted:DJ JIZZY JEFF Second this.
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Okay I've never done a Toxx before, but I've been thinking about this one for a little bit: If Daniel Bryan wins the WWE title at Mania, I won't make any negative posts towards anything WWE does until after Summerslam. All my WWE posts will be positive towards the product and their superstars. Since 90% of my posting on this board is me bitching about WWE, this would be an interesting change haha
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Petit Gregory posted:If Paul Heyman steals Undertaker's urn at Wrestlemania or is already in his possession by then, I will perform a spoken word rendition of Bikertaker's theme with my best Paul Bearer impersonation. Which theme though? Limp Bizkit? Kid Rock? His Jim Johnson-esque one after that?
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Okay. New and improved toxxes. If Triple H wins his match with D-Bry cleanly or by DDQ or DCO or some other fuckery that makes the main event a Fatal 4-Way, I will buy in for my own Shoveltar before the following Raw. (Used until SummerSlam). If Triple H goes on to win that Triple Threat/Fatal 4-Way, I will write a 10,000-word fanfiction depicting Triple H stalking and literally burying the entire rest of the roster entitled "Hunter the Hunter". (Hopefully done before Summerslam, but no later, I have a lot on my plate.) If Daniel Bryan wins his match with Triple H cleanly or by DDQ or DCO or some other fuckery that makes the main event a Fatal 4-Way, I will buy in for my own Shoveltar... with a miniature Daniel Bryan doing his "NO" movement and little red "NO"s appearing around him in front of it. It will be done as soon as I can either creatively get it done myself or ask someone to do it for me. (Used until SummerSlam.) If Daniel Bryan goes on to win that Triple Threat/Fatal 4-Way, I will write a 5,000-word fanfiction depicting Daniel Bryan deflecting Triple H's attempts to stalk and literally bury him entitled "Daniel and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Hunter". (Hopefully done before Money in the Bank, but no later, as I have a lot on my plate.) Addendum: In the event of that a F4W is actually the route they use, whoever wins that will be the avatar I use along with the fanfiction. If neither of them win the F4W, PSP votes on which avatar I use, and I will use it until SummerSlam. TheWorstAmy fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Mar 19, 2014 |
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Ozz81 posted:Which theme though? Limp Bizkit? Kid Rock? His Jim Johnson-esque one after that? I assume "You done it noowwwww, you gone and made a big mistake"
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If Big Show wins the 30 man I will purchase an avatar of Andre THE GIANT. (please win big show) Along with a title of Goons choice. Pursuant to Triple H not winning because i'm gonna shoveltar again this year. IF Trips and show both win I will buy the Andre Avatar when I am allowed to change avatars again. (please lose trips)
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Amy Renee posted:
I THINK we have one of these on the forums somewhere already.
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Batista posted:I assume "You done it noowwwww, you gone and made a big mistake" Yup, this one.
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If Orton loses the title, I will change my forums username to "El Hijo Del Helmsley"Pinstripe Hourglass posted:El Hijo Del Juego, surely Nah, that's not as recognizable. Although I would be tempted to change my title to "YO SOY EL JUEGO" (NOT PART OF THE TOXX) Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Mar 22, 2014 |
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VogeGandire posted:If Orton loses the title, I will change my forums username to "El Hijo Del Helmsley" El Hijo Del Juego, surely
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Short on cash right now, but : For every successful Pedigree during Wrestlemania, I will donate $5 to the Massachusetts Down Syndrome Congress. If there are no successful Pedigrees during Wrestlemania (lol), I will donate $25 to MDSC.
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If the Shield loses their match, I pledge to read at least three (3) pieces of Shield slash fiction and post a review / comparative analysis of them. I'm glad to find three stories myself, but am also happy to accept anyone's recommendation for some top notch Shield slash.
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