Premier League's April Fools: David Moyes, Arsene Wenger, Jozy Altidore

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Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Concerned Citizen posted:

I think you mean Germany or the United States.

Two teams that would destroy Belgium imo

# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 05:29

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:35

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Duncan Sperguson posted:

"wee wee wee" - franck ribery to an underage prostitute

lol

# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 01:13

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Hoops posted:

I'm not being contrarian, it isn't. It's a clip art logo, badges are supposed to have a bit of sophistication and history.

*tips fedora* I agree wholeheartedly, my good chap

# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 22:53

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

blue footed boobie posted:

http://www.thefa.com/news/the-fa-cup/2014/apr/arsenal-wigan-athletic-fa-cup-report1204

Please note that it was Oxcham, and not gibbs who took that shot.

That has got to be self aware, or at least the work experience kid writing it

# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 08:34

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Charlotte Hornets posted:

The 10 clubs with the longest-suffering fans

Rochdale AFC scores 66.12 on the Long Suffering Fans Index
Hartlepool United 64.72
Exeter City 64.08
Newport County 65.53
Colchester United (top in League One) 63.39
Southend United 63.12
Torquay United 62.96
Mansfield Town 62.90
Leyton Orient (top in London) 62.83
AFC Wimbledon 62.45

The 10 clubs whose fans have suffered the least

Manchester United 21.31
Liverpool 21.97
Arsenal 30.22
Chelsea 31.46
Tottenham Hotspur 32.44
Aston Villa 37.11
Leeds United 37.75
Everton 39.28
Manchester City 40.57
Newcastle United 41.27

Longest-suffering fans in each division

Premiership

Stoke City (Fan Suffering Index: 54.72; national rank: 43)
Championship

Bournemouth FC (Fan Suffering Index: 60.26; national rank: 23)
League One

Colchester FC (Fan Suffering Index: 63.39; national rank: 5)
League Two

Rochdale AFC (Fan Suffering Index: 66.12; national rank: 1)

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...campaign=buffer

Sure, but what's their DZ SiBoT?

# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 20:59

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Digital Jesus posted:

Portugeese?

Portugays

# ¿ Apr 21, 2014 02:37

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Xabi posted:

Why was that pygmy who couldn't contain himself when Jozy correctly was awarded that penalty?

Idk, why was he?

# ¿ Apr 21, 2014 11:14

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

This is honestly the worst press release I've ever seen

# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 09:40

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

oliwan posted:

Ah, I see they put the Dutch national team's goalkeeper on the list

Eredivisie goalkeeping

# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 16:32

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:35

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Plus our national team is really a bit shite.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 09:03

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