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Spiffster posted:EDIT: Oh crap, they really said that we shouldn't punish businesses for loving things up (In response to Duke Energy dumping that toxic ash in the river systems) To be fair that is the state GOP's official position on the matter.
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Phone posted:Oh, I forgot one thing that tickles me a bit: Middle schoolers, who are abhorrent human beings, ask GOP candidates, who are abhorrent human beings, about real issues. The middle schoolers have an excuse such as hormones and still developing, but they come off looking so much better and thoughtful than the GOP candidates. They were Montessori kids though. The candidates would probably have fared better in gen pop. Well, maybe not in Greensboro proper.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 15:37 |
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Shifty Pony posted:Or you take the SC approach and ban lawsuits which might hold the company accountable because that would make them sad. I'm more curious what Virginia's gonna do since the coal ash from the Eden spill is all going to wind up there. A Winner is Jew posted:I miss the days when Green Day made good music. That would be before 96 for you youngins. Green Day made good music? Fried Chicken posted:I forget, did that bill ever pass? I mean it would fly through to McCrory's desk today and get signed in the blink of an eye, but I don't remember if it got laughed down in the previous session It became law in 2012 without the previous governor's signature. McCrory kicked all the geologists, engineers, and marine scientists out of the Coastal Resources Commission and packed it with developers and real estate agents though, so there's that. Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Apr 3, 2014 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Thanks for this. Why would the developers want to suppress the science in order to build poo poo that's going to be washed out as sea levels rise though? Or is it just some sort a short-sighted money grab where they fleece people to buy beachfront condos that... Coastal NC real estate protip: invest in soundside property. In 30 years it'll be oceanfront! Though in 50 years you'll have a houseboat.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 17:45 |
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Spiffster posted:How strong is the Tea Party in North Carolina? Is there any chance of them shifting the politics so far to the right that independents start shifting Democrat? Like Phone mentioned they exist, but the current GOP is far right enough that they mostly overlap. Though apparently Walter "Freedom Fries" Jones, Jr. has run afoul of William Kristol's Emergency Committee For Israel, and they've been plastering this ad everywhere the past couple weeks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec_MeIwci7k Thing is I'm not sure this is all that effective considering probably 99% of his district has never even seen a real live Jew in the flesh. And to the extent any of them give a poo poo about Israel at all it's as an eschatological vehicle. It's not like Jones is going to draw a serious primary challenge, let alone worry about a general election. Like his dad, he's got that seat for life.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 18:25 |
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Chantilly Say posted:HBO's new prestige drama is really stretching the history this time. That's okay, I initially read it as James Madison: probable cockring enthusiast.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 00:52 |
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Corrupt Politician posted:I've been thinking about the possible consequences of this year's elections, and I'm wondering if it wouldn't be a net good in the long run for the GOP to take the senate in 2014 by a slim margin. If the Dems manage to narrowly hold their majority, the next two years will basically go the same as the last two, with both parties falling in public opinion. Worst of all, as the party not in power, Republicans can continue to criticize without having to actually govern or vote on workable solutions. If your goal is to keep Republicans out of power, then obviously you don't want them winning ever. Beyond that, a win for the GOP signals to donors that their money is well-spent which makes more people eager to get involved, while making Democratic donors leery of 2016. The reverse is true as well; Democrats retaining the Senate boosts confidence and makes 2016 an easier sell. Madmarker posted:Ugh, I am so tired of my state being in the news for being a regressive hellhole. There is so much to love about my home, but our Gerrymandered to hell and back again Districts and Art Pope really make me question my decision to stay here. NC was gerrymandered to poo poo back when Dems controlled the General Assembly and thought they'd never lose control over it. It's not so much the problem as the fact the state Democratic party might as well not exist since they're still tearing themselves apart over some real minor pissing contest bullshit. Also after this year only a couple GOP congressmen from the state will have any seniority, the rest are all in their first or second terms, plus two more (6th and 7th districts) will be freshmen next year. So it's not as if they can do that much damage anyway beyond adding pork to bills.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 20:33 |
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hobbesmaster posted:But your next door neighbor has a newer maybach, a larger yacht and a faster jet. If you don't one up him maybe people won't give you as much money or your wife will leave you or... I don't know. Pfft, only a pleb wouldn't know Maybach hasn't made new cars since 2012.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 16:54 |
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Justus posted:Conversely, I know some people who make over $300,000 a year, and still live paycheck to paycheck! All because they blow their money on ridiculous poo poo and carry ridiculous amounts of debt. There needs to be an upper middle class equivalent term for being hood rich.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 20:19 |
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Joementum posted:Barack Obama does not want Jack Kingston in the Senate and called to tell him as much. Bonus points for titling the vid in reference to a 2 year old hit pop song, for optimal #youthvote #trending #dogememe #hashtag #socialmedia
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 20:58 |
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US Politics April: A Series of Fantastically Bad Derails
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2014 00:26 |
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Iunnrais posted:At this point, the only way to get rid of salary secrecy would be a law mandating that your coworkers' salary information be posted on the same wall as the other mandated employment posters in the breakroom. This is basically how it works for public sector workers, except everyone can read the salary poster. Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Apr 7, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 15:20 |
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Spatula City posted:Wow, every single goddamn teacher should leave Kansas as soon as they can. That's outright horrible, and the people responsible are actively working against education. How can people even wonder why public education might be failing when the evidence is right here, that it's being murdered deliberately by Republicans so their corporate buddies can take over the system? That's sorta the plan though; get the experienced (read: we gotta pay them more) teachers to quit so they can put in kids fresh out of college who'll leave after a couple years, and the cycle repeats. North Carolina came up with a similarly hilariously fiendish plot to offer a nominal one time bonus to the top 25% of teachers (IIRC like $1500) in exchange for signing away tenure forever and moving to 4 year contracts. Not surprisingly few teachers are on board with the plan. Parallel Paraplegic posted:Aren't private schools allowed to basically kick out any Generally they just don't accept them in the first place, same with disabled children. Charter schools function the same way, and yet they still don't perform better than public schools. Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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FilthyImp posted:The broader issue of vouchers and Michele Rhee-like "student choice" just moves the poo poo around. It's a stopgap fix for a systematic failing of students in the public school system. I mean, somewhere along the way you realize that some kid can't read because they didn't receive foundational support and hit a wall in high school. "School choice" is a segregationist throwback to the anti-busing protests and riots. The only thing it's a fix for is white students having to occupy the same building (because the way gifted/AP class placement works there's little chance they'll actually interact) with poors and minorities.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 18:21 |
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It probably wouldn't have been a thing if Christie hadn't poo poo the bed. But as a wise man once said, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you want or might wish to have at a later time.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 20:15 |
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Eh, Christie's just one of about twenty or thirty up-and-coming Republican pseudostars who have managed to poo poo their own beds one way or another, ranging from Sanford to Rubio to Cruz to Cain. Out of all those only Christie was a potential establishment pick for 2016, and therefore actually stood a chance at becoming president. Which was my point- Jeb's Plan B because the one guy they'd pinned their hopes on done hosed up. e: If you really want a hearty laugh and/or develop an ulcer guess who else they're floating? http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/04/05/romney-returns-to-public-life-stoke-speculation-about-potential-2016-run/ Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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Hasters posted:That's just a non-starter, modern America won't vote for a general election loser and any campaign will just seem desperate. I think it's meaningless too, but the party actually is starting to get a little desperate with Christie's ongoing situation.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 01:23 |
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The Warszawa posted:I'm Hendrixposting so brevity but I concur. It's a really, really funny show. Less partisan than The Thick of It, which wasn't explicitly partisan except that you could clearly categorize the cast, whereas with Veep all the policy topics are milquetoast center-center-left uncontroversial things. It's got a different sensibility than Alpha House, which is way more rooted in actual political context rather than a "politics" atmosphere. From a couple pages back but yeah everyone reading this thread should get on that poo poo pronto. Apparently the characters have become shorthand among actual DC people: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/22/fashion/veep-hits-lots-of-nerves.html?_r=0
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 02:56 |
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Joementum posted:Eric Holder is casting aspersions on Louie Gohmert's asparagus again. You forgot the money shot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTOCih4ZAAE
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 19:12 |
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Bush isn't stupid, but he's lazy and incurious because he's never had to work for anything in his life. In other news, Chris Christie really can't take being criticized by women, even in jest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEh3XRtOF0 quote:Joy Behar, the former co-host of “The View,” was even more pointed. “When I first heard that he was accused of blocking off three lanes on the bridge, I said, ‘What the hell is he doing, standing in the middle of the bridge?” After another barb, Christie interrupted her. “This is a Byrne roast,” he said. He stood up and tried to grab her notes. The audience laughed awkwardly. “Stop bullying me,” Behar said as he sat down. Christie said something out of earshot and Behar responded, “Why don’t you get up here at the microphone instead of being such a coward?” Christie stood up again and moved in front of the lectern as Behar retreated. “At least I don’t get paid for this,” he said.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 20:56 |
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zoux posted:It's important to keep in mind that Gohmert is a loving retard. I think you mean permanent idiot king. In somewhat subtle trolling news:
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 16:50 |
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loquacius posted:I have no idea how much a weapon rental / ammunition from a firing range usually costs -- are those really outlandish prices for those plus food/drink? I probably would have guessed about fifty bucks for the pistol one, but I've never held a loaded gun in my life. $15/hr is normal if you're bringing your own gun, so add in another for the food and beverages and I'm assuming he got a bulk discount for renting out the entire place.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 17:08 |
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Abortion: it's kinda like buying a car, or some carpeting:quote:State Rep. Chuck Gatschenberger (R) explained to his colleagues on the Missouri House's Children, Families and Persons with Disabilities committee that when he goes to buy a new vehicle, he doesn't just make a snap decision.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 01:27 |
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Taking out Saddam probably didn't matter much either way, but de-Baathification was a colossal fuckup.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 01:33 |
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The #BENGHAZI coverup claims another victim. She will be missed.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 00:17 |
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Incest: sometimes voluntary. Also, Anthony Kennedy- possible homosexual.quote:Delegate Robert G. Marshall has said that disabled children can be God’s vengeance against women who have had abortions. He has described incest as sometimes voluntary, and he has questioned the sexuality of a Supreme Court justice who has favored marriage equality. quote:Speaking before a pro-life group last year, Mr. Marshall offered a long and detailed argument that Justice Anthony M. Kennedy’s majority opinion in the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling on same-sex marriage was unsympathetic to social conservatives. quote:The author of a 1989 Boston Globe column asked him about his opposition to all abortion — even in cases of rape, incest, and to save the life of the mother. Mr. Marshall, then the research director for the American Life League, posed a baffling question of his own in response.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 17:57 |
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Wolfman Nards posted:LF aka Lasseiz's Faire was a FYAD lite about politics and a sub forum of D&D. It was closed because prominent LF poster and Chilean self-proclaimed "Anime Marxist" Maggot Master made a post entitled "Goon Project: Let's Kill the President of the United States Barack Obama" as a joke. The Secret Service found out and got Lowtax in trouble. LF was closed and its best posters were permabanned. I have been trying to find a new forum to whitenoise in ever since. Nah it closed because LF went from calling out lovely people in the real world to calling out lovely people on the forums (worst d&d poster), including mods and admin, the idea being that nobody was off-limits, which obviously didn't sit well with mods/admin. The final straw was making fun of former mod Grover's stupid house using his own posts. Grover had a huge meltdown and that was used as pretext to permaban a bunch of posters and close the subforum. The let's kill the president thing was in FYAD.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 19:07 |
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This post brought to you by the letter F and the number 22.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 19:23 |
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Wolfsheim posted:Forgive my ignorance, but as long as this thread is on a nostalgia kick (I didn't really start reading D&D until like late 2011 so I missed all the LF stuff) what does this gif mean? I've always wondered if I was missing an obvious reference or there was some in-joke behind it. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615264
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 22:08 |
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Pretty sure HK still runs Current Events Inquiry.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 22:26 |
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Warcabbit posted:http://abcnews.go.com/US/73-year-custody-fatal-jewish-center-shooting/story?id=23310932 Oh poo poo it's the White Patriot Party dude. He was part of the Greensboro Massacre.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 05:08 |
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SedanChair posted:That freeper who shot people at the holocaust museum was in his eighties. I suppose we can expect more of them to go out like that. They get to act out their Turner Diaries fantasies, and as a bonus they don't end up spending all their assets on elder care so their children actually receive an inheritance. Then their kids can use that inheritance to finance a trailer to sell SS patches at gun shows! Everybody wins! Except society! The Kansas Jewish Center dude's spent most of his adult life living out his Turner Diaries fantasies. This is just the capstone on a long and fruitful career as a professional rear end in a top hat. Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Apr 14, 2014 |
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Relentlessboredomm posted:I figured the State Democrats would realize that Scott is utterly reviled by most of the state and if they ran a semi competent moderate Dem they would win. Unfortunately all the stock down at the unicorn farm was devoured by the Burmese pythons that got loose when Andrew came through back in '92.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 07:39 |
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Yeah so good luck to each and every one of you convincing the 80 year olds who run your local Dem office you got just the thing to fix their electoral woes through the magic internet box.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 21:52 |
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Joementum posted:Wisconsin Republicans are going to address an important question at their upcoming convention. Somehow they need to work in the phrase "gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me." into the proposal's final wording.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 00:12 |
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Lewis Black gave a talk at the National Press Club today, dispelling the idea that he'd lost his edge in his old age. Things we learn: he's a socialist, he used to work for the Appalachian Regional Commission, and reliance on entrepreneurship to fix social ills is a crock of poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXANL8m6cfg&t=325s
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 01:39 |
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joeburz posted:I can't wait to see the rationalization of this by States' Rights proponents. Oklahoma doesn't have home rule but is a Dillon state, so sucks for municipalities.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 03:55 |
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1stGear posted:Income tax is an unknown unknown clearly. Actually it's a known uknown because you know it's unknowable whether you did them correctly. Now watch this drive.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 22:41 |
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Hasters posted:Or you can do what me and my husband do and pay your fair share, but whatevs. It's just as much of a pain in the rear end if you're on the up and up and have the usual rich people problems of multiple income sources and lots of itemized deductions. Granted, you're in all likelihood paying someone to do your taxes for you in that case, but still.
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ReidRansom posted:Nothing on these last two pages makes any sense at all to me. Congrats on having had sex at some point in your life. I'm lost here too. Assuming this is about some Dragons & poo poo type book. SedanChair posted:Congratulations kid, you're a second-generation nobody. Surely NBC has a job lined up for the little tyke already. e: From a few pages back but: Joementum posted:Here's a very interesting study on how demographic shifts affect party identification and the (possible) bad news for the Democratic party: quote:It is easy to see how that sort of implicit association in the minds of Asian Americans could bolster their Democratic loyalties. However, such experiences of social exclusion based on ethnicity will probably be less common in 20 years, when there are likely to be 50 percent more Asian Americans and 50 percent more Hispanic Americans than there are now. In that respect, the very fact of increasing ethnic diversity may blunt the political force of minority identities. Was this guy born in a coma only to miraculously wake up right before he wrote this piece yesterday morning? Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Apr 18, 2014 |
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