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vains
May 26, 2004

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

wonder how many people will go awol if they get pay cuts.

99.99% of people will probably just post some pictures with words on them on facebook.

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vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners


Who admins PBF?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
Porn has ruined man's ability to have imagination j/o seshs.

vains fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Apr 25, 2014

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm just halfassedly defending my earlier point, Hornets on LHAs are a better option than VTOL

Snowdens Secret posted:

Strap A-10s on top of M113s




Booblord Zagats posted:

I heard the company in front of ours at MCRD had a DI get reprimanded for making a recruit who had snuck away from cleaning detail to take a poo poo, fish out his own turd from an unflushed toilet, walk it in to the squad bay and smash it up in his palms while telling everyone they were not allowed to poo poo on the DI's time.

A dude in my platoon poo poo his pants after Warriors Bfast because he was too pussy to tell the DIs. He probably ended up being a helicopter mechanic or something.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm pretty sure every platoon had a guy poo poo his pants in the first two weeks. Our pants-shitter thought he was going to be a reservist tank mechanic who didn't realize he signed up for active duty as a regular motorpool

This was like 8 weeks in so....

Bolow posted:

Probably some squadron knuckle dragging gently caress.

The smart ones are all I-Level :smugdog:

I don't know what that means because I'm not a human being.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah, my brother was a Marine aviator for a bit and he gets mad when people bring up the 35 and the Harrier as anything other than "Can you believe this lovely boondoggle?" and to this day gets mad at himself for not being more patient with the Navy officer selection board, since the only reason he went Marines was to get a guaranteed flight spot without having to wait around for 6 months after he got out of college.

Dude has stopped work in our office for an entire day to browbeat a new employee what a loving waste VTOL is because he was bragging about working for Lockheed on the 35

Sounds like a real cool dude

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Oh no.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Victor Vermis posted:

Is this like the Old Woman/Young Woman optical illusion thing?

I'm only seeing the symmetrical face of a batshit crazy broad with trashy tattoos.

Someone MSPaint-outline the 'tard for me.

You wont be able to unsee it.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

A long time ago I was told we could talk about whatever we wanted in our lounge thread. I guess we can only talk about murdering officers.

Not since GD American went away.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

FYI, this word is extremely gay in this context.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Deicide posted:

Can i talk about how much civilians are terrible at their jobs in this thread or do I have to go to the vet thread

Complain about dumb bullshit that no one cares about somewhere else.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners


MCMAP finally came in handy.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Steezo posted:

Also known to patrol shitfaced after finding the beer factory.

The beer factory is OIF 1.0 lore.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Hekk posted:

I can confirm raiding liquor stores in Baghdad was a very real thing.

I believe it. I heard all the stories about the invasion when I checked into my unit.

vains
May 26, 2004

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USMC503 posted:

My platoon commander arranged for a keg of beer to be shipped out to us in the field when we found out we were going to Afghanistan. Admin fags that came along ratted us out to the battalion CO and we had to dump it.

Saddest day of my life.

War is hell

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vains
May 26, 2004

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Christoff posted:

I have a buddy that got a 6 year 03 contract. He signed for an extra year plus was a recon drop or something


Unit I was in is going to Australia for the UDP. Doesn't sound half bad but gently caress that work up. Think they're going to 29 Palms for almost 40 days

Port Darwin allegedly blows. Its several hundred miles away from all the good parts of Australia.

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