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Adam Bowen posted:I don't think that being stuck at home for a while because of a sports injury is generally what shut-in refers to. What kind of a pussy gets a sports injury smh
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A Bystander posted:What kind of a pussy gets a sports injury smh He probably skipped leg day. Don't you know that you never skip leg day?
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Apr 25, 2014 00:03
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Toad King posted:
If you look at his post history, it's nothing but games, some more games, a little bit of the pseudoscience thread, Star Trek in the TVIV, and a couple of posts in the cycling megathread a year ago where he admits his fitness level is poo poo. Now a lot can happen in a year, but I doubt it considering all he did after that was post in games some more. 
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Apr 25, 2014 00:04
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But Not Tonight posted:If you look at his post history, it's nothing but games, some more games, a little bit of the pseudoscience thread, Star Trek in the TVIV, and a couple of posts in the cycling megathread a year ago where he admits his fitness level is poo poo. Now a lot can happen in a year, but I doubt it considering all he did after that was post in games some more. Wow, good job stalker. Did you miss the post where I admitted to account sharing earlier? A lot of the posts on this account are from my fat aspie cousin.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:05
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The Bee posted:He probably skipped leg day. Don't you know that you never skip leg day? It's okay to skip leg day if you have to tell like it is on SA.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:05
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Adam Bowen posted:Wow, good job stalker. Did you miss the post where I admitted to account sharing earlier? A lot of the posts on this account are from my fat aspie cousin. Having to throw your cousin under the bus is a key display of manliness. I hope you all are taking notes.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:07
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Adam Bowen posted:I don't think that being stuck at home for a while because of a sports injury is generally what shut-in refers to. ShadowMar posted:shut up fatty
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Apr 25, 2014 00:07
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Adam Bowen posted:my fat aspie cousin. Sounds like you two have a lot in common.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:07
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Guys please mr bowen is a cool buff sexhaver (ladies don't have balls) and he's INJURED and you just keep owning him and owning him and owning him Edit I missed the part where he blames his fat aspie cousin for the insanity and withdraw my plea for mercy. DJ Fuckboy Supreme fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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Apr 25, 2014 00:07
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Adam Bowen posted:Wow, good job stalker. Did you miss the post where I admitted to account sharing earlier? A lot of the posts on this account are from my fat aspie cousin. 
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Apr 25, 2014 00:07
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Adam Bowen posted:Wow, good job stalker. Did you miss the post where I admitted to account sharing earlier? A lot of the posts on this account are from my fat aspie cousin. ... Wait, is this a Fight Club situation? Which one am I talking to now? e: Christ, this thread is fast lately. 
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Apr 25, 2014 00:08
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Adam Bowen posted:I got banned for account sharing years ago, and then I re-registered the account myself using the same username. Nice try. ...mods?
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Apr 25, 2014 00:09
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Generic American posted:How dare you have the gall to call your own cousin fat, dude! What the hell, I thought you were the cool one in this thread! I think it's more of a fat club situation honestly.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:10
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I once hosed up my shoulder at work lifting boxes wrong and spent the next day just watching Robotech and Bruce Lee movies with my dad, so my advice is to find a nerdy rear end old man and watch anime and kung fu movies instead of being made fun of on the internet.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:11
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The GIG posted:I once hosed up my shoulder at work lifting boxes wrong and spent the next day just watching Robotech and Bruce Lee movies with my dad, so my advice is to find a nerdy rear end old man and watch anime and kung fu movies instead of being made fun of on the internet. Which Bruce Lee movies would be ideal for this
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Apr 25, 2014 00:12
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Torn ACL, fast auspie cousin, account sharing years ago also now, story changing every page or so. 
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Apr 25, 2014 00:12
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Adam Bowen posted:Wow, good job stalker. Did you miss the post where I admitted to account sharing earlier? A lot of the posts on this account are from my fat aspie cousin. Your cousin just lets you call him fat on the internet like that on his own account? He sounds like a pretty reasonable guy, tbh
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Apr 25, 2014 00:12
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A Bystander posted:Which Bruce Lee movies would be ideal for this Any of the ones that make old dudes try to lazily and very slowly imitate the moves they see hth.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:13
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Have we been mastered like the puppets we are? "You thought you were making fun of me for lovely pants, but I poo poo my pants on PURPOSE, so the joke is on you."
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Apr 25, 2014 00:14
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Given how much Adam loves Tiny Tower, I'm sure he's got a tablet or smartphone lying around.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:15
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The GIG posted:Any of the ones that make old dudes try to lazily and very slowly imitate the moves they see hth. Thanks a bunch
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Apr 25, 2014 00:15
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Adam Bowen posted:When I use a word, it's with the understanding that its meaning is dictated by standard usage. So when someone tells me they're going to "heat something up in the Microwave" I don't smugly inform them that using the Microwave does not fit the technical definition of the term heat, because in standard usage heat means to raise the temperature of something by whatever means. Similarly, if you talk to the average person in the United States (and I'd guess most other English-speaking countries?) and use the word gender, they will assume you are referring to biological sex. Correct, but if you're going to attempt to speak in-depth and knowledgeably about a subject, you should probably use precise terms. For discussing gender and sex, the two words do have specific meanings outside of common colloquial usage. As a similar example, while it's perfectly communicative to use the word 'weight' when you are actually referring to 'mass', it becomes extremely uncommunicative if you use that in the context of say, space travel, or playing KSP. Colloquial usages are fine in an everyday setting but they just aren't very useful when you're talking about things in detail, or in a way that that necessitates the distinction. Also there's an ethical argument for it but I suspect you may dismiss the premises it's based on. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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Apr 25, 2014 00:15
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Adam Bowen posted:Wow, good job stalker. Did you miss the post where I admitted to account sharing earlier? A lot of the posts on this account are from my fat aspie cousin. Rofl yea it's stalking when literally all I have to do is press this button----V EDIT: god DAMNIT nyankhajit it's supposed to be post history!!! But Not Tonight fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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Apr 25, 2014 00:16
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That's the PM button, good job.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:18
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Humor Is Dead posted:I think it's more of a fat club situation honestly. Can we get a more accurate pic edited into his posts? 
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Apr 25, 2014 00:19
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Party Boat posted:Can we get a more accurate pic edited into his posts? His name is Adam Bowen. SpectreGhost fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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Apr 25, 2014 00:20
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Thanks for the entertainment guys but I've got a date tonight and torn ACL or not I'm not going to miss it. I value women primarily for their physical attributes and the one I'm going out with tonight is extremely valuable by that measure. She'll probably have to do most of the work and receive only 77% of the payoff, but that's the world we live in and I'd like to keep it that way. I'm talking about sex btw, which I have and you don't, but feel free to picture my shirtless body running up and down the beach while you jack yourselves to sleep with tears tonight.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:20
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Adam Bowen posted:Thanks for the entertainment guys but I've got a date tonight and torn ACL or not I'm not going to miss it. I value women primarily for their physical attributes and the one I'm going out with tonight is extremely valuable by that measure. She'll probably have to do most of the work and receive only 77% of the payoff, but that's the world we live in and I'd like to keep it that way. This is the magic that can happen when you believe in yourself.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:22
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So you can already confirm the status of her genitals?
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Apr 25, 2014 00:23
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Man if this was high school we'd be so owned, or pwned if you prefer, right now.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:23
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Did Adam Bowen really just switch sides with all of us and start mocking his own trolling? Does that mean we now have to be Adam Bowen and spread word of the Fat Man's Burden? what is real anymore, I don't even 
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Apr 25, 2014 00:23
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Adam Bowen posted:Thanks for the entertainment guys but I've got a date tonight and torn ACL or not I'm not going to miss it. I value women primarily for their physical attributes and the one I'm going out with tonight is extremely valuable by that measure. She'll probably have to do most of the work and receive only 77% of the payoff, but that's the world we live in and I'd like to keep it that way. Mr. Bowen, have you ever heard of #NOTIPS?
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Apr 25, 2014 00:23
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And thus, with a final "Goodbye, I am a sexhaver" Adam Bowen completes that dance as old as time. Goodbye, bad poster, until we meet again as we always will.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:24
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Adam Bowen posted:Thanks for the entertainment guys but I've got a date tonight and torn ACL or not I'm not going to miss it. I value women primarily for their physical attributes and the one I'm going out with tonight is extremely valuable by that measure. She'll probably have to do most of the work and receive only 77% of the payoff, but that's the world we live in and I'd like to keep it that way. I'm not gay but thanks for the offer bro.
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Adam Bowen posted:Thanks for the entertainment guys but I've got a date tonight and torn ACL or not I'm not going to miss it. I value women primarily for their physical attributes and the one I'm going out with tonight is extremely valuable by that measure. She'll probably have to do most of the work and receive only 77% of the payoff, but that's the world we live in and I'd like to keep it that way. 4 breasts, 2 vaginas, 0 balls, 200% female, 77% payoff. A man of numbers, Adam Bowen.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:26
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Adam Bowen posted:Thanks for the entertainment guys but I've got a date tonight and torn ACL or not I'm not going to miss it. I value women primarily for their physical attributes and the one I'm going out with tonight is extremely valuable by that measure. She'll probably have to do most of the work and receive only 77% of the payoff, but that's the world we live in and I'd like to keep it that way. 
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Generic American posted:Did Adam Bowen really just switch sides with all of us and start mocking his own trolling? Does that mean we now have to be Adam Bowen and spread word of the Fat Man's Burden? He knows, he just KNOWS we're all waiting for him to pull a puppetmaster. And he's gearing up for it. OH he's gearing up for it, but he's gonna draw it out as long as possible, that little cocktease. Adam Bowen you are playing monkey in the middle with my heart. I thought we had a better relationship than this. 
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I just don't know, what if I'm not 100% male? I have confirmed ball-having status, but...
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I'm imagining a dude with a torn ACL running on a beach and it is quite honestly the farthest thing from erotic.
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