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DynamiteKidd posted:I wish people would stop trying to top "Dogshit Meltzer" because nothing will ever be better than that Actually "Shave Seltzer" is the best one.
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While that guy sounds insufferable, at the ROH show I went to here in Minneapolis a couple months ago we had an entire section of the crowd that was worse than him. I'm pretty sure it was basically friends and family of ODB, as they all left immediately after her match. There was one guy who looked EXACTLY like Ray Wise from Robocop, but it was his friend who was the annoying one. Basically every time anyone did anything he would go "oh yeah I'm sure that hurt ha ha ha ha it's FAKE." And then his friend and their wives would all laugh. That section leaving (it was about 30 people, with that guy being the worst of it) actually got a pop when they all filed out because everyone on either side of them just loving hated them. They didn't come back to the event a couple weeks ago, at least not in force like that first time.
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Spermgod posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/3gcpkw/wrestling_is_no_longer_a_safe_space_for_men_sadly/ The comments on this are pretty loving great, though. My personal favorite: "When professional wrestling is far too progressive for you, it means you are an irredeemable garbage person"
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natetimm posted:I kind of agree Rousey should only continue to fight for a limited amount of time and then try to get into show business or something else. There's not really anyone on her level for fighting, some idiot could always get lucky and drop her, and spending a long career fighting is tough on your body. A long career really isn't how that always works. It comes down to ring time, from what I understand. If Ronda can keep knocking people out or making them tap in less than thirty seconds, hardly taking any hits herself, she could conceivably keep going for a long, long time.
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DynamiteKidd posted:If theres one thing I appreciate, it's that Mark Henry has become WWE's ubermensch, evolved beyond the concepts of good and evil because, one assumes, his morality is so totally alien to our own. I wanna see Henry do the Yog Sothoth gimmick.
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DynamiteKidd posted:blah blah thousand gibbering mouths eating all the time Instead maybe he could do the Azathoth gimmick...but then who would be his idiot fiddlers? I vote for those jobbers Ambrose and Ziggler.
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I want a comedy about Enzo and Big Cass buying and fixing up a struggling night club.
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oatgan posted:They're right about Randy though Randy Orton is one of the most boring wrestlers to ever live.
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Oct 19, 2015 05:54
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Alain Post posted:Like if Randy is your standard for "most boring wrestler to ever live" I think you'd probably go catatonic at watching wrestling that didn't have workrate as good as modern WWE has. I thought the hyperbole was pretty obvious there, but let's try again: I find Randy Orton incredibly boring to watch, and him being on the pre-show is right where I think he should be so I don't have to bother fast forwarding through his slow, boring matches every PPV.
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Oct 19, 2015 06:01
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Aesop Poprock posted:Saying wrestlers would never willingly do something that would seriously injure them is actually pretty stupid RIP Daniel Bryan
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Oct 27, 2015 08:31
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Optimist with doubt posted:I'm not saying Austin is racist per say but I would guarantee he has said some racist poo poo in the past. From his podcast Austin is insanely progressive for a self described redneck from Texas who's main interests are hunting, drinking beer, and hunting while drinking beer.
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Muddy Burphy posted:WWE also stole that thing from TNA where they took Sting from a big deal main attraction to just another guy. No way, they took Sting from being a big deal main attraction to being dead. That's totally different.
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Me and a couple buddies were the first ones at the last ROH event in our town a while back. We got the Young Bucks autographs/pictures, and then ended up just shooting the poo poo with AJ Styles for a while, as he was waiting for people to file in to come to his table, and the Bucks were the main draw this time around as they weren't here last time and he was. Anyway, TNA came up briefly and his thoughts on it were basically "gently caress TNA."
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Lady Naga posted:Ha ha stupid trannies!!!!!!! -A thing no one in this thread is saying.
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sticklefifer posted:They probably heard the Guns N' Roses cover. I'm not sure if this is a joke post or if my head is going to explode.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Luckily I couldn't find it on Youtube, so I'll just be happy believing it was just a sick, twisted joke. They have a song called YesterdayS which has nothing to do with the Beatles song.
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Shine posted:I'm not a fan of highly choreographed flippy chain wrestling sequences that end in the wrestlers doing a stage freeze in anime poses and waiting for the audience to applaud. This is actually the best kind of wrestling.
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It's 2016, if you wanna talk about porn on the internet just do it. You don't have to talk about "theories" and Instagram.
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ParanoidInc posted:sir I think you'll find that my extensive porn library is actually labeled "sociology" because my consumption of it is merely a social experiment, you see One of my friends in high school labeled his porn folder "Childrens Letters To Jesus." He was a wrestling fan, but this wasn't stupid, so I am sorry if it doesn't fit in this thread.
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MassRafTer posted:The WWE Network has nothing to do with ratings. DVR views before midnight are counted in same day ratings, views after are counted in later reports and are significantly less valuable (due to the ability to commercial skip.) Ratings are based off sampling and an accurate sample is better for judging a population than counting every single person. That's what he's saying though. Although the WWE Network is a bad example because you can't watch stuff on the same night/as it airs. But I think Nielsen has been expanding into monitoring streaming stuff as well.
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Defiance Industries posted:Was the one mistake the one that makes the audience boo him relentlessly for two years? His one mistake: Being Roman Reigns.
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Man who does crossfit injures self and others isn't a huge stretch.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:And everyone in the break room stood up and clapped. I actually believe this one because he seems to realize what he did was stupid and unnecessary, as opposed to that kind of self aggrandizing poo poo.
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Wouldn't the guy suing Punk have to pay court costs and all that poo poo cause he lost anyway?
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As someone who loves bullet club, Kenny, Cody, BTE, and this storyline, that match was a 3 at best until the post match poo poo.
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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:8.8 is engrained into my brain. It's the only video game review I remember. If you think that's bad you should see what happens when a woman does literally anything even video game adjacent.
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I'd accept money to shill for Roman in a second, if you're listening, WWE.
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My efed character started out as a generic trench coat wearing tortured soul but quickly morphed into "total jack rear end." Basically I'm saying Jay White based the Switchblade on me.
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A comedy efed would be totally my poo poo.
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SA efed where instead of typed RPs you have to dress up as your character and film them.
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Gonzo McFee posted:I actually held AJ Styles as a baby. I kept dropping him. Right on his dumb gently caress head. Now he believes the earth is flat and Donald Trump is going to bring the money birds back. You're thinking of Flip Gordon, not AJ.
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VJeff posted:Not gonna link it because I don't feel like it but probably the dumbest loving take I've seen is that this: That's real dumb. In that it doesn't even make sense. Like, in canon all of Jay's friends are Tongan or Japanese. He might be a self centered dick but he's clearly not a nazi.
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I Before E posted:We don't even know if AEW will have over the top storylines, they've had maybe one show if you count All In You can make a pretty good guess from that show, the press conferences building to DoN, and the YouTube show that started it where them literally killing Adam Cole with a poison energy drink has been a recurring plot point for years. They probably will.
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MysticalMachineGun posted:What was Kenny's tweet? It was calling out WWE for counter programming their charity show.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Bullet Club is definitely reaching 1999 nWo level played out and I think NJPW just needs to take the stable out back and shoot it The new version where it's a loose alliance of heels is fine.
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Jun 27, 2019 03:48
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Chris James 2 posted:Nobody ever asks ESPN to not post today's baseball score or the soccer world cup winners or the first pick from the NBA or NFL draft. It's a unique brand of idiots Dave gets To be fair, those are sports. This is closer to asking for a movie review to not be filled with spoilers.
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Low Desert Punk posted:It's kind of difficult to do a review of a twenty minute pro wrestling match without talking about major spots and the finish, unless the depth of your analysis is "good match ****1/4" You could absolutely do this, though. Very easily. Just a "if you just want the score here it is, full review after the page break." Lots of places do this for other things, from movies to video games. It's not that much of an ask for narrative fiction. You can even do a full paragraph without spoilers and specifics. "The storytelling was good, but the selling wasn't quite what it should have been. Here's how the crowd reacted. There's a big moment halfway through. Strong finish. Full review after page break, 3 stars." I honestly don't think it's that unreasonable.
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Shave "Meltzy" Seltzer, journaLIAR.
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