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If attempted murder is murder and thus leads to the same result, I need as many people as possible to attempt to murder me so that I can be declared legally dead and thus get out of any future jury duties and taxes owed and speeding tickets, don't all volunteer at once.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 23:41 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:14 |
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Covering my eyes every time Chun Li fights someone not her in Street Fighter 2.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 22:36 |
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Dawgstar posted:Vader's story is he murdered you. Clean, simple, efficient. Also Vader never hung out with war criminals so he gets the nod in all respects. Vader once blew up a boat and depending on how far out it was it may have been in international waters making Vader a global terrorist. a dumb moron posted:I’m gonna post a hot take here: Run for office, usually.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 20:44 |
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wrestling just hasn't mattered since the tribal chief had his streak snapped
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 04:30 |
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Tweak posted:a true grifter finds the way to be unhappy with the thing they pushed for over a year ago https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1782251386283160048 https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1782257927304454427 The truest grifer gets upset over the thing they pushed for half an hour ago. Also the win is due to Jobber and Jobber alone, everyone go and praise Jobber for being right on the internet.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 05:29 |
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I will post good money to go to the Madison Bear Garden.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 14:41 |
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when did quack grow a mustache
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 18:20 |
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little munchkin posted:world's smartest jericho fan I read in the walls as against the walls at first and thought that while an extreme reaction, a fair reaction
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 00:51 |
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rotinaj posted:Can’t wait to hear from cornette why that is different Bill Watts was a wrestler before he owned/booked Mid-South. He then came out of reitrement and got back at the Midnights himself. I'm not going to pretend that I know which promoters never wrestled at some point out of everyone who's existed. Vince never did but at least had his bodybuilding, Bischoff had his mall karate. I don't think any of the Crocketts did, but (as far as I know) no one assaulted them on camera.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:11 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Dixie Carter never had a match but still got put through a table If you're being compared to Dixie Carter, something Tony's frequently subject to, it's not a point in your favor.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 18:18 |
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Each wrasslin' lady gets one color to be identified with and if they run out of colors everyone else has to wrestle in a burlap sack
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 18:26 |
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Serperoth posted:Wasn't the worst Stunner in history the last bump Vince took? I thought it was the first bump Vince took.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:18 |
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MassRafTer posted:Eric talked to Dave frequently and provided him with documents. If you zoom in on the Observer that Hogan burns it's addressed to one Eric Bischoff. No one actually go and check that but spread the word on Twitter so it makes Bischoff mad tia.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 01:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 05:15 |
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who the gently caress is uncle evan
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:59 |
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Justin_Brett posted:I'd be impressed and a little scared if they could get titles to fit 'what else do I have to say'. Wrong system, but Mercenaries 2: World in Flames.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:16 |
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Ringo Roadagain posted:https://x.com/greatbrianlast/status/1785835504920830025?s=46&t=YjAdrC5z2HpTKJK1s-6pYw i would be in favor of tiny con getting his rear end kicked to end every episode of aew tv
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 02:40 |
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“Hey Man Nice Shot” playing over Ricky Ortiz highlights.
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 13:56 |
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I'm sorry Mariah there can only be one blonde in wrestling and it's gonna end up being Charlotte so everyone else either dye your hair or shave your heads, Jim Valley demands it.
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 19:35 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:Apparently that guy thinks Excalibur is racist too, somehow If someone wanted to they could bring up Excalibur's old PWG commentary every couple of years and get another round of public apologies and unpaid vacations, depending on how much outrage they could generate.
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 21:59 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:WWE is art, it’s not about the moves you do - it’s the moves you DON’T do. and that's why brock only does two now
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 01:42 |
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:let him cook Spending fifteen minutes determing if a match should be ranked "Wres" or "Wrestl".
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 19:55 |
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Mexico Backlash feels like a setup for Bobby Heenan to insult Tito Santana, or for Cornette to be racist again. Also what kind of MS Paint poo poo is that second one.
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 21:59 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Nobody is supposed to have fun at wrestling. i've said this before and i'll say it again, you are supposed to watch wrestling with your arms crossed and a frown on your face. when the heel wins, always by cheating, you are supposed to scoff and say "that son of a bitch is gonna get what's coming to him." when the face beats the heel, you are supposed to scoff even louder and say "that son of a bitch got what was coming to him." any other way of watching wrestling is wrong
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:03 |
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Endless Mike posted:Hell, same same minus the toys part
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:34 |
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Shard posted:So I googled how much money NFL vs TKO made in 2023 and it isn't even loving close. I think some people don't understand how much a difference there is between like 1 billion to 2 billion let alone between 2 billion and 20 billion. Having a playoff game on Peacock was enormous for them and more than likely worth however much NBC/Comcast paid for it, even if most of us probably had to go sailing the seas in order to watch. Getting the NBA won't be nearly as close for a season as that one NFL playoff was, and that'll blow a full year of WWE out of the water. In terms of value it's really the NFL above everyone else. NFL, big gap, college football, big gap, then we can start talking about the rest.
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 21:43 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:14 |
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Gumball Gumption posted:She probably doesn't have evil in her heart or whatever but that's the sort of social media gently caress up that gets you put on ice When you sign with WWE that evil is implanted into your heart.
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 01:31 |