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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Jerusalem posted:

It's obviously on a much smaller scale, but it was both depressing and hilarious to hear people claim the new Doctor Who would be a massive failure even after it drew record ratings throughout the entire season. The new season had plenty of issues, obviously, but a lot of the really vocal online criticisms either ignored those or considered them secondary to the "problem" of the space wizard who travels through time fighting evil no longer having a cock.

Chuds were so convinced that Brie Larson was secretly terrifying the entire cast of Avengers that it took the actual Don Cheadle to start making a constant stream of dunks on them on Twitter to get them to stop. He's been at it for days and seems to be having a great time so more power to him in his noble endeavors.

Its not about the actual facts for chuds, it's about screaming your bullshit loud enough to fit in with the rest of the cult in the hopes that something actually comes true so you can crow about it while forever ignoring all the times the collective was wrong as hell

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Becky should take off and be the next Doctor Who and should take the belts with her and just inexplicably be carrying them around every show.

Prokhor Zakharov
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Jerusalem posted:

He's the guy who was disturbingly into Izzy and posted a lot of stuff about her that people found creepy, and he dug himself deeper with every post insisting he wasn't creepy and besides even if he was it was cool and even if it wasn't he'd learned his lesson and even if he hadn't it wasn't like he was going to do anything illegal and even if he did it was just a misunderstanding and even if it wasn't it would be a first time offense and even if it wasn't shouldn't people give him a second chance etc etc

Yeah it was that age old trap pedophiles somehow find themselves constantly caught in where people were saying "drat you're a creepy dude are you a pedo?" and rather than say 'no' he instead went "well you see the thing is..." over and over and over

Prokhor Zakharov
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Rarity posted:

I look forward to Kip signing to WWE and debuting on NXT UK with a full Harry Potter gimmick including glasses, cloak and broomstick.

Only if commentary constantly kept saying how much he loved "magic school" every 5 min

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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MotU posted:

drat imagine how much more powerful jericho must be now that he learned the mma spinning back elbow

Jericho has long claimed to have beaten Goldberg in a shoot fight backstage so his power level has to be off the scanner now

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Benne posted:

It's been almost one year and people are still trying to truther All In ticket sales :psyduck:

https://twitter.com/benmillersb/status/1150115591258161152
https://twitter.com/benmillersb/status/1150127148314722304

Why would anyone care about this?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Davros1 posted:

Something, something, "AEW isn't really popular."

This dude vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Make Ricochet the new Max Moon and split the difference

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Dec 31, 2008

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mactheknife posted:

isn't that guy like a semi-prominent twitter pest? i feel like i've seen him in this thread more than once

He's a weird psycho who seems to exist solely to hate on AEW and get extremely horny over female wrestlers.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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It was 100% his fault and it loving owns

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Dec 31, 2008

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Web Jew.0 posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/d57z5v/why_do_people_hate_dave_meltzer/f0ka3wh

He’s a con artist, seems to have a huge problem with women, acts smug on Twitter, never apologizes or acknowledges when he’s incorrect, he accused Roman of being misleading about what kind of cancer he had, he called Goldust a transvestite, he called Sable an ugly stripper, he called Peyton Royce fat (no wait, he was talking about his tits), he said Vince McMahon would put on a show for Nazis (no wait, he was talking about “pre-WW2 Nazis”), multiple wrestlers have called him out for lying about their injuries, he incorrectly predicted “Roman’s coronation” for about eight months in a row, and most recently he said you’d never see a dude again 24 hours before that dude showed up again.

But mostly, it’s really loving funny to make fun of him because people get so upset, like you’ve personally insulted their girlfriend or something.

Who the gently caress cares

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Jerusalem posted:

They're quoting a stupid wrestling fan opinion with the source included.

Weird the link wasn't working for me originally so I just assumed it was more rovert-esque nonsense, my bad!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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MassRafTer posted:

The Holzerman decided to accused David Starr of being a transphobe last night, then deleted some tweets hoping Starr wouldn't find them. He left some others up so David Starr found them, and buried The Holzerman for slandering him. So does The Holzerman apologize for the accusation? Nope!

https://twitter.com/tholzerman/status/1176081790580207617

You see it's David Starr's fault that The Holzerman would make this accusation.

Meanwhile:

https://twitter.com/20YearsofNitro/status/1176142704792788992

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Low key the second best part of that clip (besides that lethal promo) is Curtis Axel reacting to it in real time

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mactheknife posted:

holy gently caress how have i never seen that before

loving owns

He starts out trying to keep it together, slips into corpsing, and finally loses it and just points and laughs while Miz burns that lovely little dork to the ground. I love how he's perfectly framed like half time in the walking cam so you can see his amazement in realtime.

Prokhor Zakharov
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This dude has such a sorry loving account

https://twitter.com/ToadyMontana72/status/1168476563689496578

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Just having a normal one screaming about a 60 year old man online

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Low Desert Punk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2m24JlJOW4

such a horrifying bump. It's a miracle he didn't paralyze himself

Cornette is an old school trained professional, he knows to always take a high spot bump directly on your tailbone and make sure to compress your spine vertically to absorb the shock. Also keep your head tilted back when you land to really whip your dumb melon head around.

Prokhor Zakharov
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"Hahaha stupid upstart Kenny OLIVIER is much like his namesake a nearly peerless master of his craft beloved by millions across the world for his stunning performances. His legacy shall surely be memorialized for decades to come hahaha. If he was smart he'd be remembered for using hate speech while getting stuck in a Wendy's drive through window, what a maroon!!"

- Extremely Relevant Guy James Cornette

Prokhor Zakharov
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"Here's your food!"

"This food tastes like poo poo"

"Haha I put in poo poo it because this was my plan all along"

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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audibly went "oh my god no please no"

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Benne posted:

Justin Barrasso continues being a breathless dipshit

https://twitter.com/JustinBarrasso/status/1184654354193760256

Only if they bring out Bischoff and tie him to a chair in the ring and the entire roster lines up to beat the poo poo out of him like that scene in Airplane

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Ah yes the Saudi "fans" that stare at their phones the whole time then wander away in boredom and confusion

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MassRafTer posted:

VCR Wrestling is the perfect Trump Fundraiser because he's about to create the AEW Pizzagate.

https://twitter.com/toshanshuinLA/status/1187729435879006208?s=19

It gets better

https://twitter.com/epitasis/status/1187732780672786432

What the gently caress is wrong with this dude's brain

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Hopkins FBI posted:

This guy has tweeted over 276,000 times. Get a fuckin' life, Rob.

https://twitter.com/RobertONeill31/status/1189035759019409408

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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https://twitter.com/eyecandyfadi/status/1189983643281874944

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MJeff posted:

In the Andre doc, Vince gets all weepy about Andre's death and how they probably parted on bad turns. I don't remember exactly what I said, but it was something like "It'd be easier to buy this if he wasn't still abusing talent today the way he abused Andre." and the Vince stans immediately descended on me to talk about how he's totally not a bad guy.

But Andre was so tall....he was so tall :qq:......

Prokhor Zakharov
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MassRafTer posted:

He doesn't at all.

I'd argue its racist to automatically conflate "acting like a violent criminal" with "black person." Like you'd only make that claim if you thought criminal behavior was somehow inherently black.

Prokhor Zakharov
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Was reading ACH's Twitter and found this incredible microcosm of online Wrassle Postin

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coconono posted:

Its a control fetish. The husband is completely subservient to the wife's desires, including(but not limited to) bringing her home men of appropriate bedroom quality. Its traditionally presented in a very racist manner(the guy brings home black men sometimes referred to as 'bulls') which is partially why its not a very popular fetish. That and the inherent stability issues that come from mixing relationships with sexual play.

I much more prefer the forced bisexual or the forced feminization aspects. Another cuckolding scenario is the wife is so bored with loving new guys she wants to watch her husband get hosed by new guys. Although most people would object to the forced aspects of the fetish, which is completely understandable. This form is also much more popular to produce and doesn't get hit with as many complaints on the clips sites.

you've activated my trap card

Prokhor Zakharov
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Drew McIntyre posted:

well it's super popular on imagefap, can't escape it

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

you've activated my trap card

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Yeah, I have it saved:



i bought your shirt pls respond

Prokhor Zakharov
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I will die for Globohomo Socialism

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Gaz-L posted:

Are they playing Coachella this year?

Coachella is owned by a superchud so doubtful

Prokhor Zakharov
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oh my god

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Pinstripe Hourglass posted:



I’ve gotten used to VCR being a disgusting rear end in a top hat, but I felt my stomach drop when I saw how many likes it had gotten. Something I appreciate about this forum is how easy it makes it to forget how rampant homophobia still is in the wrestling community.

Kenny has been really important to me as a bisexual wrestling fan. Ever since he became prominent in the States I’ve felt more comfortable going to shows, and more comfortable being myself at those shows.

As a bi guy you get pretty used to casual emasculation by necessity, so comments like Cornette and Brian Last’s “jazz hands, Kenny Olivier” poo poo is mostly water off my back at this point. But then there’s stuff like this, or Cornette baselessly accusing Kenny of grooming Riho.

There’s a non-significant portion of wrestling fans that don’t just dislike Kenny Omega, they view him as some kind of monster. They want him to be a pedophile, they’re eager for it to be true. And they want him to die from the loving gay plague. I just don’t understand why.

Anyway, I’m really thankful for this dead gay forum about this dumb gay sport.

Whatup fellow bi dude Kenny fan. They do this poo poo because they're hateful little shitbirds with literally nothing better to do than hate on a cool dude on a fascist enabling website. There's no reason to put any deeper thought into it because that's for real all there is to it.

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Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

I really wish VCR used literally anyone other than Velveteen Dream as their avatar.

It's just to deflect criticism of him being a bigot

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TheKingslayer posted:

Since it was recently discussed, I had no idea Kenny is bi. That's like, confirmed? Because if so that kicks rear end and I can probably get a friend on board AEW with a prominent bi wrestler.

He's talked openly about dating both men and women and goes on intermittent twitter sprees where he likes a bunch of posts about his inspiring other by being openly bi. Also used the bi flag in his Tanahashi 16-bit style promo that was done by SA's own Everdraed.

Plus, you know, Kota.

Stealth edit:
Found one

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TheKingslayer posted:

I can't express how great that is to see. I can't speak to anyone else's struggles but my friend has seemed to have a hard time finding representation since she came out.

Buddy you have no idea.

I wish it was more prominent but Kenny has clearly elected to keep it more private. If I had to guess I would say that while Tyson Smith is for sure bi, the character Kenny Omega only has eyes for Kota. Given how we're generally treated in both the public eye (and especially the media) I do understand why he's approached it the way he has.

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Prokhor Zakharov
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Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

There’s a lot of queer folks, and I’ve noticed this in bi men especially, who live more-or-less openly but don’t like having to make formal statements about it for various reasons. Freddie was like that, too.

Especially for public figures it attracts a lot of extra scrutiny into your personal life, and tends to get people digging into your exes, both male and female. Plus the inevitable “He’s just a straight guy doing it for attention!” and “He’s actually gay, he just doesn’t want to admit” speculation that always comes out of the woodworks.

Kenny seems like a pretty private guy outside of his wrestling career, I’ve just been assuming he doesn’t want to deal with any more of that than he already does.

Living as an openly bi dude is pretty much a neverending stream of constantly having to "perform" for everyone you run into about your sexuality.

"Oh you're bi but you're dating a man?"
"You're dating a straight woman are you still bi?"
"Have you ever had sex with a man or are you just curious?"
"How do you know you're not straight/gay?"

On and on and on. Bisexual men in particular are just openly vilified in the media at every opportunity. We're always the villains, the promiscuous shitheads, the disease spreaders, assholes who are just 'confused,' etc.

The constant questioning and hate you see Kenny get just on Twitter is your everyday existence that people have zero compunction about slinging right at your face because they see you as a bizarre curiosity to be examined and questioned. The bullshit doesn't even end when you get away from dipshit straights, as a huge portion of the queer community will legit tell you to gently caress off because you're "straight passing" (whatever the gently caress that means).

tldr I don't blame Kenny for his actions and laud him for being as open as he is.

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