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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009


is this scott steiner

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Xerzes posted:

Reviews movies and video games and stuff, yells, sometimes reviews wrestling shows. And pretty much every forum is poo poo because people are.
Also spoony is a guy who's said and done some really weird/creepy poo poo so pretty much all of the people left on his forums are guys who took his side when that caused a big blow-up.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Brock Lesnar posted:

I had to cut down my favorite tree because it had invasive Asian longhorn trans people
can you give me the number to that tree

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

this dude for wwe champ

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Platypus Farm posted:

Steamboat is, in my opinion anyway, the most pure-blooded babyface there ever was.
wasn't that the von erichs?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

El Gallinero Gros posted:

In WWE's position, there's about 6 guys I'd take, not counting the Hardys, who I cannot imagine going back at the moment.

-Andrew Everett
-Moose
-Trevor Lee
-Eddie Edwards
-Drew Galloway (although I don't know how he'd feel about going back)
-Mark Andrews

You might be able to talk me into Storm, Abyss, and Marshe Rockett, but I wouldn't pay those first 2 guys the kind of deals they'd no doubt want.
Abyss is totally useless in a company that doesn't have a hardcore match every pay-per-view. Abyss is competent at hitting people with barbed wire bats but that's about all he has going for him. Iunno what he'd have to offer WWE.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

oatgan posted:

Dave Meltzer has the biggest penetration currently
how big is batista's penetration

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

extradite THIS! posted:

I was shocked to find out that Tajiri, who is a "small guy", is actually around average height.
He's average height for a white dude. For a japanese guy, he's actually pretty tall.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

is the rock the only samoan wrestler to never get fat

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Mick Foley Was Always Fat

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

i care about the wrestler's health because people getting injured usually means there's slapped together booking to try and cover for it, and the people that get injured are usually the guys who are trying the hardest. you dont see kane tearing his knee.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

'i read the daily mail as im educated' should be the thread title

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

i wonder how it feels to die knowing you were outlived by tna

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

i lost a lot of things, and one of them was my left knee

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

sticklefifer posted:

Everyone who debuts as a monster eventually becomes a joke.

Corporate Kane
Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry
New Years Baby Big Show
Funkasaurus Brodus Clay
Love Machine Viscera
Goofball Kozlov
Dancing Khali
Handsome Rusev

Can't wait for Red Baron Von Corbin and Burpin' Braun in 5-10 years.
what about taker

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

post the braun strowman fic

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

braun strokes man

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

not to mention wwe still uses squashes with a couple guys every couple years. ryback basically got the goldberg push before he got dropped for roman reigns.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

best configuration was when the samoan fat genes hit one of them about a year before the other one

now they're both fat

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked
I'm sorry to hear that Chris Regal has Uncroaked
But if I could have a forum as stupid as you
I'd have faked cancer so I would die too
So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track
'Cause the old bastard's not dead and he's comin back

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

finn balor has to unleash the demon to deal with hornswoggle

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

RealFoxy posted:

I think you're under-selling the amount of poo poo in TNA
i think you're overselling the amount of employees in TNA

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

yeah attitude era never had dominatrix gimmicks

*glancing at shaniqua and meat*

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

I will never get over Michael PS Hayes thinking that it was okay to say "I'm more of a Ni--er than you", and to Mark Henry of all people and lived.

Mark Henry is a good dude.
One time Mark Henry stole my uncles Big Mac

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

He was a little before my time so when I saw him on old tapes I already knew wrestling was fake and figured he was working a Japanese sympathizer/naturalized citizen gimmick

I didn't realize he was supposed to be actually Japanese for a while

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Claytor posted:

Someone's hot take is gonna start all "Xhamster.com defines Asian as"
Does Samoan porn also have a spot where they nosell a headbutt

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Sanguinia posted:

If New Jack was admitted to Britain as a refugee it wouldn't be that hard to find him before he committed any acts of terror, just find the camp where Natural Born Killers is constantly playing
if you're far right you think every refugee camp is full of natural born killers

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Baron Corbyn posted:

https://twitter.com/Statoke/status/996361415299620864?s=19

can't believe Kenny charged his best friends a quarter of a million dollars to book him.

the most unbelievable part of this is son of havoc making 15k

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

every year the segment of beyond the mat that milks terry funk's retirement for drama gets funnier and funnier

terry funk managed to work the guys that killed kayfabe

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

if people wont pay to see boys then explain the nature boy

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Wwe isnt wrestling in the same sense that the sonic the hedgehog ice cream bar is technically a 'flavored ice treat'

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