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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Totally impossible, by the way, that a 54 year old who did a fuckload of roids and coke (and was possibly doing them at the time of his death) had a heart attack after one of the most highest energy/strain weekends he's had in probably decades. Yep. Absolutely impossible, Vince killed him.

Autopsy said Warrior was clean. Bad ticker. http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/14/ultimate-warrior-heart-attack-autopsy/

Did drugs and roids make his heart weaker? probably.

TMZ comments:

LINDA.SAVE_US posted:

Linda McMahon this is what you get when you go in front of Congress and say that wrestling is not a Sport and should not be tested for Drug Use. This Heart Attack may not have been because he was using steroids in the past year, but the amount he used he probably lived years past when he should have.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

Well, we had one wrestler who used voodoo to get an edge, why not have one who uses science, bitch?



See: York Foundation.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

A laptop killing Warrior? Now that's just silly.

A laptop had Chris Jericho injured so its not too far from the truth.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Daniel Bryan posted:

They were just saying it was the worst show they had been to. That doesn't mean it was the worst ever.

Every show is increasingly worst than the last, this is the slime trail of the smark.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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That is a really stupid wrestling fan opinion.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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DarkstarIV posted:

Wrestling fans are terrible terrible people.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2057476-cm-punk-becomes-the-latest-victim-of-wrestling-fans-obsessiveness-in-retirement

If anything in that article is true (and it wouldn't shock me), then yes I am disappointed (NOT SHOCKED) about how fans are reacting with Punk.

Easter Candy in my mailbox would be cool. Until it melted on my WWE downside check.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I wanna rub myself all over CM Punk, is that ok with you two?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Blasmeister posted:

We Just Need the TNA network.

They had a blazing 5000 subscribers when they did.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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MassRafTer posted:

I was actually surprised to see such a hopeful delusional column on there last night. They've been getting kind of depressed lately. They posted those horrible quarter hour ratings yesterday and didn't even try to defend it.

And they're admitting the backstage morale is low. However you gauge that.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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After reading a few articles on his site and twittering with him, I've decided its Russo loving around.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Require More Fire posted:

"Stoned from the internet"? How does this even work.

About 4 hits from a bong should work.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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what's an MCU?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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rovert posted:

How true is this defence?

http://www.tnamecca.com/2014/05/rumour-killer-nyc-shows-selling-well.html

Anyone an expert on the capacity of the Grand Ballroom?

A world touring and televised company that can only legit sell 500/800 tickets in the first week. No matter how you defend it, that's still shameful.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Reminder there are obsessive weirdoes that have various wrestlers mentions on super high priority watch lists.

And there's other weirdoes that have bios that read like "DM'd by John Cena 5/15/13 Followed by Dean Ambrose, Natalya is my life" Almost verbatim, every single time.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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when I tweeted to Dave Meltzer to give us more Babinsack, I wished he knew I was kidding. Dude probably has hundreds of submissions.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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rovert posted:

TNAMecca:


Low locker room morale reports always seem to hit a nerve in particular.

Snuh? Is TNAMecca trying to run with a narrative that its the writers ruining the talent's morale?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Only thing I have against the Finger Poke is that DX already did it.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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If you didn't pick up from the hype video that Ambrose and Rollins was going to be an uncontrollable brawl, I'm not sure what it would take.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Lance is a hillbilly thats been possesed with the great gift of pro wrestling ability. But drat he is one dumb motherfucker.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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sticklefifer posted:

It's funny too because if the entire world was like Lance Storm thinks it is, everyone would just be self-diagnosing every minor ailment and passive-aggressively complaining about it.




wait a minute... :stare:

Its that way because Big Pharma is keeping us from going to a doctor and poo poo. HAVENT YOU BEEN LISTENING?!?!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Mob posted:

Not for nothing but the only thing doctors love more than playing golf instead of being in their office is when pharm reps bring them free food

Everyone knows Nurse Practitioners are the ones that get poo poo done in Drs Offices.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Fauxhawk Express posted:

Another DVDVR gem:


As a Pirates fan ( :suicide: ) living in Indy, I sure got tired of seeing Andrew McCutchen when he was with the Indianapolis Indians and gave no fucks about him by the time he became the Pirates' franchise player.

Who honestly likes The Ascension? They're like the Road Warriors without the spikes or intimidation factor.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Laughing that a bunch of idiots online have never saw the glory of Dave Meltzer marking out at Steamboat-Flair.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I found this.

http://wasimperviz.wordpress.com/2014/11/02/cm-punk-should-he-join-tna/

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Endorph posted:

Well, I mean, he's white and a penishaver, so probably.

Nevermind Punk is retired retired and not Terry Funk retired.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

Huh, we need to get the "Vince murdered every dead wrestler" detectives on the case. We must know if Vince also murdered Original Kane (he did).

Russo's only murdered Owen tho?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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The major point is still valid. The drawing power of a prowrestling event is dwindling. Something happened in the late 80s that created a downward slide. Was it the WWF vs WCW's all or nothing expansion war? Was it the breaking of kafaybe? The rise of the Internet? Business practices not adapting to the tastes of the fans?

gently caress I dunno. I just know indies consider a 400 person house a roaring success. WWE has to do screwy diversification to get its books right.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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sportsgenius86 posted:

WWE has all the tools at their disposal to make it hot again. Vince won't die though, so they can't really do anything with them.

Murder Vince in his sleep and fire Kevin Dunn into a volcano.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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joshtothemaxx posted:

From r/squaredcircle.

so wait, is this guy loving on PWG or what? I'm confused.

content/ I threw this up on my twitter.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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they do realize that most of the stuff for Discovery has been taped and in the can for at least 6 months, right?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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ok, which one of you is Nome De Plume, that's just getting mean.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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http://www.wwesucks.com/

quote:

Is it true that the wrestlers have homosexual relations and some people are even bribed for sexual favors.

Also can I get some more nip slips? gently caress j.r. come on

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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sportsgenius86 posted:

out of curiosity, is WWE covering their rehab programs while they're in TNA?

Yup. WWE's please stop dying assholes, you're killing our stock prices Policy.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Dixie doesn't watch The Swerve.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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triplexpac posted:

Didn't WWE have their own message board for a time? I seem to remember it being a thing when they started the "WWE Universe" branding.

YES and it was glorious. After you filtered out the racism and porn there was this core of WWE posters that couldn't possibly exist anywhere else.

Then WWE realized they didn't want to be that close to their fans. Sad day.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Luke72w posted:

It's Howard Finkle.

suck my dick, Karl.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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IronCladBurrito posted:

Well if we're gonna lovely fantasy book, have Rollins cash in and win somewhere between now and then, and have Reigns/Rollins main ev... HRRRRNG

gently caress it, I can't finish.

They may do that if Lesnar's contract issue isn't figured out.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Cardboard Box posted:

russo is a racist, a misogynist and a pathological liar who doesn't take blame for anything.

this. Dude is a ball of bad things that occasionally rolls into good things.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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if TNA partnered with One Hour Tees, Colt Cabana would end up owning TNA before the day was over.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Bhester posted:

I want Dixie to get a show on Podcast One just to see if Alpha brain really works

Joe Rogan and Dixie Carter show.

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