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CatsPajamas
Jul 4, 2013

I hated the new Stupid Newbie avatar so much that I bought a new one for this user. Congrats, Lowtax.
Great to see this still going, Color Printer! Between this and the Homestar games, you've picked games that are just really fun to watch. Plus, people have been giving great ideas, like the beelike sunglasses and the radioactive golf ball. It's great to see your reactions to this stuff in the subtitles. Also, nice job picking the music! SPACE JAM

Looking forward to 1-6 and more in the future!

Added Space posted:

Huh. How did this game get past all those "no killing children" laws?

It's all in the art style I bet, people react more to visuals than concepts. Case in point, the original game's E rating despite the raters clearly having fun:

quote:

This is a puzzle game in which players navigate a series of traps, puzzles, and enemies to collect stars scattered throughout the colorful levels. Players have the ability to summon different objects by writing/typing in the word (e.g., bike, spaceship, lion) and watching it come to life. If multiple words are entered in a sequence, different whimsical scenarios can be triggered: a bicycle can be used to jump over a baby; a bulldozer can clear away a shark; and cabbage can be fed to dinosaurs. Players can elect to summon 'cartoony' versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man). These triggered animations are minimally depicted and are usually accompanied by popping, musical sound effects; bright, star-shaped flashes; or small puffs of smoke. If players wish to, they may type in the word vomit, which causes a beige-colored lump to appear on the screen.

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Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.
I'm sad that hunky wasn't an adjective. That regular lifeguard just wasn't hunky enough.

Kangra
May 7, 2012

I lost it at the fencing match. I'd love to see someone do that in competition.

Yapping Eevee
Nov 12, 2011

STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.
:golfclap: Very nice music choices, and some of those suggestions were pretty interesting. I have one in mind for later... Hopefully there will be a good place to use it.

Much better job with the editing this time around. This format works really well. :)

Pixeltendo
Mar 2, 2012


Haha the Radioactive/Explosive golf stuff was great, also I should apologize for being impatient in between both your LP's at the moment, we're only human and we can't do a million things at once.

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Added Space posted:

Huh. How did this game get past all those "no killing children" laws?

I knew this was taboo but I didn't know it was an actual thing. Is it an actual thing?

quote:

steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions

Son of a gently caress, now I know what I should have named the LP thread. I forgot all about this.

Pixeltendo posted:

Haha the Radioactive/Explosive golf stuff was great, also I should apologize for being impatient in between both your LP's at the moment, we're only human and we can't do a million things at once.

Nah, it's cool. :) Sorry if I seemed a bit grumpy then, it was early in the morning with a long day ahead of me.

Also Giant Beelike Sunglasses are the loving best. I knew there were "x-like" adjectives in this game. I did not know "beelike" was one of them. It was a pleasant surprise!

1-6 coming tomorrow (fair warning: it is fairly uneventful compared to these two) and then the next three or so levels will be open for submission.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Heh, didn't anticipate they'd still be wearable and flight-capable. Bonus!

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Level 1-4
Level 1-5
Level 1-6

Level 1-7



The camper, the tiger, and the cow all need places to live!

Level 1-8


This poor boy froze solid during recess! Free him from the ice!

Level 1-9


This level's a bit weird to do like this. Suggest a body part and we'll see if the game takes it!

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
No apocalyptic ebola? I am disappointed.

Anyway. the camper gets a microscopic happy tent, the tiger gets a gigantic dragonlike savannah, and the cow gets a futuristic robotic farm.

Defrost the boy with white phosphorus.

Jam up the machine with a deformed spine.

Pixeltendo
Mar 2, 2012


Level 1-7: a tiger cave, a zoo and a slaughterhouse respectively

Level 1-8: Thermite, followed by a match :haw:

Level 1-9 a tail

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


AJ_Impy posted:

No apocalyptic ebola? I am disappointed.

It was the same as plague.

FlamingRok
Jan 14, 2013

The ultimate power is clearly roses.
For 1-7: The camper deserves a cave, the tiger requires a colossal cage, and the cow needs a laboratory.
For 1-8: We should use a magnifying glass. We'll melt the ice cube with solar power.
For 1-9: Beelike Eye. The glasses were amazing, so let us have another object to wear on our head/face.

FlamingRok fucked around with this message at 14:53 on May 14, 2014

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
1-7
That camper would prefer to be at home, so give him a modern apartment.
Tigers live in caves or something? A dank cave.
That cow belongs in a meat factory.

1-8
Carve him out like an ice sculpture with a chainsaw.

1-9
Teeth. Lots of teeth.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
1-7 What's a camper without a van? If I know anything about tygers, it's that they live in burning forests at night. And a cow would be perfect for a reality television set.

1-8 If I remember my Disney movies correctly, what's needed here is an application of the power of true love.

1-9 A spleen. Vital!

dancingbears
May 10, 2011

You're an idiot,
so start acting
like one.

1-7
That camper is trying to get away from his stressful mansion. Tigers live in microscopic cages. And the cow clearly belongs on a UFO.

1-8
I'm sure you'll do fine with a lethal gun and careful aim. Guns have proven ice-melting properties, right?

1-9
Toenails.

Trick Question
Apr 9, 2007


1-7
Become the least creative scribblenauts player. Give them a house, a house, and a house.

1-8
Create a magic hat and give it to the snowman, and make him do it. The true magic is delegation.

1-9
Give our Frankenstein's Monster a funky torso.

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



1-7: Outhouse, Tiny Barn, Circus

1-8: Flamethrower

1-9:Liver

Inadequately
Oct 9, 2012
1-7: An apartment. Just the one. Set up a wacky sitcom.

1-8: A pagophagic beaver.

1-9: An appendix

Raldan
Oct 21, 2010

HH Challenge Caster
(Pls no bm)
1-7
The camper needs a tipi. I'm pretty sure tiggers live in tree houses. And put that cow out to pasture

1-8
That boy seems cold, maybe he could use a blanket

1-9
Dorsal fin

Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!
Still not sure why caveman and Cthulhu worked, but not wizards or robots.

Anyway,

1-7
The camper should get a treehouse, give the tiger a jungle, and put the cow in a slaughterhouse. What? you didn't say how long they had to live there.

1-8
If there's anything last winter taught me, it's that a liberal use of road salt can solve most ice-related problems.

1-9
Let's give this abomination a tentacle to go with the rest of its weird poo poo.

Goggle Fox
Jul 9, 2011

1-7: Give the camper a camper,, the tiger a diamond den, and the cow an iron ranch.

1-8: we need an incandescent knight here.

1-9: Franky won't get far without his pancreas!

Ledgy
Aug 1, 2013

Up against the wall
1-7: The camper needs a treehouse, the tiger needs a cave and the cow needs a barn !
1-8: It's flamethrower time ! :iceburn:
1-9: I don't know, an ear ?

Quantum Toast
Feb 13, 2012

1-7 Give them all tents, but make the tents humanlike, feline and bovine respectively.

1-8 As I understand it, to cancel out cold ice you need hot ice.

1-9 Seems like a pretty disturbing level, so let's go for a beelike eyeball. It's a good adjective.

Heatwizard
Nov 6, 2009

1-7: The camper gets a big city, the tiger gets a large comfortable flower pot (it's what my cat likes!), and the cow gets a greenhouse, because cows grow on trees, right?

1-8: Cut him loose with laser goggles.

1-9: Give him a swift pegleg.

Dr. Buttass
Aug 12, 2013

AWFUL SOMETHING
For the homeless, a big gross cave, a wide-open industrial park and a spooky corn maze.

For the boy, a friendly fire-breathing dragon.

And for the machine, how about Abbie Normal's Brain?

Bluhman
Nov 7, 2009

Low morale causes the golems to dance in panic.
1-7: Circus Tent, Mighty Jungle, and Rolling Meadow

1-8: Place a Burning Boy on top of frozen boy.

1-9: Let's put an Undead Giant Toe in there.

Namagem
Feb 14, 2011

The Magic Of Friendship
1-7

A Treehouse, a Mountain, and a Shed!

1-8

A good Gigantic Blanket should help him warm up!

1-9

Let's see what comes out of a Proboscis!

Jeabus Mahogany
Feb 13, 2011

I'm mad because of a thorn in my impenetrable hide
1-7: A Box, a Box, and a Box. No fussy architects here.
1-8: An Ice Pick.
1-9: Deadly Feet.

Kangra
May 7, 2012

1-7. If you can give the camper a van, it would be nice if you could throw Beethoven in there too and get some tunes going.
Tiger can go in a Tiger House as long as therattle doesn't mind.
Cow belongs in a corral.

1-8. This boy needs a giant nuclear furnace to melt that block.

1-9. A supernumerary nipple.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


1-7: Tigers can only truly be at home in a Simulated Habitat, the Camper will need to head home to his Mobile Home/Camper, and the Cow will be at it's natural enviorment A Fast Food Restaurant.

1-8: There is only one safe way to get him out: World's Biggest Hairdryer

1-9: Give man what he dreamed of since the dawn of time: Gigantic Unicorn Horn

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
1-7
It's tornado season here, so the only shelter on my mind is a cellar.
If there's anything I've learned from comics it's that tigers live with six-year-old boys.
I often see cows hanging around wind turbines.

1-8
The spicy enchiladas I had last night were pretty hot.

1-9
A living being is nothing without a soul.

Doctor Hospital
Jul 16, 2011

what





1-7

Camper gets an outhouse, tiger gets a fancy kennel, and the cow gets a golden cow temple.

1-8

Clearly you need to loose the surly bonds of this earth and use the extremely hot sun to melt the ice.

1-9

The average body clearly needs a monstrous adrenal gland to contain the amount of hype it will experience throughout its lifetime.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

The camper should have a campfire, the tiger (like all good tigers) needs an impressionable 6 year old boy, and the cow needs burger buns

How do you unfreeze children? Wait for solar flares of course!

And a body part, eh? How about wriggling tentacles for all the obviously monstrous monstrosity this monster will engage in?

edit: drat you, Andorra and Grizzwold. That's what I get for not reading vote comments

mercenarynuker fucked around with this message at 17:35 on May 14, 2014

SystemLogoff
Feb 19, 2011

End Session?

1-7
Lion - Teeny Tiny Cage
Cow - Pink Slaughterhouse
Camper - Mansion

1-8
Lethal Marshmallow - Thrown by Maxwell at the ice.

1-9
Red Wig

BlazeEmblem
Jun 8, 2013

Uh oh. Do I use Ariadne thread or Goho-M?

1-7
Camper: Wooden house
Cow: Warm Shed
Tiger: Tall Grass to hide in.

1-8
A lame joke should break the ice.

1-9
He needs an springy Achilles Tendon to move.

Silento
Feb 16, 2012

The Diseased Hobo had me laughing out loud.

1-9: Nekomimi, or, for you baka gaijans, Catlike Ears.

liquidypoo
Aug 23, 2006

Chew on that... you overgrown son of a bitch.

1-8: Chickens hatch eggs by keeping them warm while sitting on them, right? Well, this is kinda like a massive egg, so maybe we need a massive chicken to sit on it.

totally expecting this to do absolutely nothing

JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)
1-7:

Camper: Igloo
Cow: Slaughterhouse
Tiger: Lair (Preferably a mad science lair)

1-8: Let's use a Jackhammer!

1-9: Let's vent some Spleen on this. It's only befitting that we, Goons, shall do this for Science!

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
1.7: A military prison, an orphanage and a hollow whale.
1.8: An ice sculptor will certainly help. (Or he will produce a nice statue.)
1.9: I dont know. Let's take an oozing sternum.

cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 16:13 on May 15, 2014

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Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


I stupidly forgot to reserve a post on the first thread for this, sooooooo...

MERITS

Here are all the merits (aka, achievements) that we have earned thus far:

  • Replay - Complete a level in Advanced Mode
  • English Eagle - Create 10 unique objects
  • Letter Lieutenant - Create 25 unique objects
  • Syllable Savant - Create 50 unique objects
  • Language Lion - Create 100 unique objects
  • Brand New Pencil - Use 10 unique adjectives
  • Sharpened Pencil - Use 25 unique adjectives
  • Well Used Pencil - Use 50 unique adjectives
  • Rad Recombiner - Apply three adjectives to an object
  • It's Alive! - Grant life to an inanimate object
  • Piggy Bank - Hold 1,000 Ollars in your bank
  • Nice Wallet - Hold 5,000 Ollars in your bank
  • Money Vault - Hold 10,000 Ollars in your bank
  • You Can Fly - Equip any flying gear or mount
  • Cthulhu Fhtagn - Create a mythos monster
  • Fatality! - Destroy the world
  • Clever Creation - Attach any three objects together
  • Skin of Your Teeth - Catch a Starite while Maxwell is being defeated
  • Lion Tamer - Ride a creature that's normally hostile
  • Really Big Lizards - Create 5 dinosaurs
  • Texture Artist - Create 5 objects made out of altered materials
  • Fantasy Fulfillment - Create 5 fantasy objects or use 5 fantasy adjectives
  • Looking Ahead - Create 5 science fiction objects or use 5 science fiction adjectives

(Note: stuff that wasn't shown in the LP may have made progress towards these merits)

Color Printer fucked around with this message at 17:46 on May 16, 2014

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