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Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Color Printer posted:

I stupidly forgot to reserve a post on the first thread for this, sooooooo...

MERITS

Here are all the merits (aka, achievements) that we have earned thus far:

  • Replay - Complete a level in Advanced Mode
  • English Eagle - Create 10 unique objects
  • Letter Lieutenant - Create 25 unique objects
  • Syllable Savant - Create 50 unique objects
  • Language Lion - Create 100 unique objects
  • Brand New Pencil - Use 10 unique adjectives
  • Sharpened Pencil - Use 25 unique adjectives
  • Well Used Pencil - Use 50 unique adjectives
  • Rad Recombiner - Apply three adjectives to an object
  • It's Alive! - Grant life to an inanimate object
  • Piggy Bank - Hold 1,000 Ollars in your bank
  • Nice Wallet - Hold 5,000 Ollars in your bank
  • Money Vault - Hold 10,000 Ollars in your bank
  • You Can Fly - Equip any flying gear or mount
  • Cthulhu Fhtagn - Create a mythos monster
  • Fatality! - Destroy the world
  • Clever Creation - Attach any three objects together
  • Skin of Your Teeth - Catch a Starite while Maxwell is being defeated
  • Lion Tamer - Ride a creature that's normally hostile
  • Really Big Lizards - Create 5 dinosaurs
  • Texture Artist - Create 5 objects made out of altered materials
  • Fantasy Fulfillment - Create 5 fantasy objects or use 5 fantasy adjectives
  • Looking Ahead - Create 5 science fiction objects or use 5 science fiction adjectives

(Note: stuff that wasn't shown in the LP may have made progress towards these merits)

:siren:Also! I need three numbers between 1 and 49. One per person! No duplicates!:siren:



Do you get anything for getting the Merits? It shouldn't be too hard to unlock them with dozens of people's ideas.


Number? 17

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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
48. Presuming whole integers only.

Inadequately
Oct 9, 2012
34, also presuming integers I guess.

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Numbers processed and stored. Thank you for your participation. (Also yes, whole integers.)

Andorra posted:

Do you get anything for getting the Merits?

You get Ollars, which are used to buy avatars and hints. You also get Ollars for simply completing the levels so we've got a ton since we've, you know, completed six levels several times over already. :v:

Submissions for those three levels aren't locked just yet, by the way!

Color Printer fucked around with this message at 17:51 on May 16, 2014

FlamingRok
Jan 14, 2013

The ultimate power is clearly roses.
I guess I'll go with number 13.

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.
I have a question. Are you just using one body part or do you need to make a whole body with arms, legs, torso?

Regardless,

Color Printer posted:

Level 1-7
The camper, the tiger, and the cow all need places to live!

That camper is camping illegally, send him to a Neon Prison. What is a tiger doing outside an extreme wildlife refuge? and cows belong in my stomach (or a stomach if my stomach doesn't work.)

Color Printer posted:

This poor boy froze solid during recess! Free him from the ice!

Let's just wait it out with a Time lapse.

Color Printer posted:

Level 1-9
This level's a bit weird to do like this. Suggest a body part and we'll see if the game takes it!

Let's give ourselves a pair of Illegal Fire Arms. :haw:

Jenner fucked around with this message at 21:51 on May 16, 2014

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Jenner posted:

I have a question. Are you just using one body part or do you need to make a whole body with arms, legs, torso?

The level requires multiple body parts (five, to be precise) but I'm just asking for one per person because asking for five is a little crazy.

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.
/\
Ah, well then I edited my post.

Epee Em
Jan 16, 2010

:fuckthis:
1-7: Camper: Hallucinogenic Tent. Tiger: Very Very Very Flying Cardboard Box (Yes, three "Very"s). Cow: Rainbow Inflatable Castle.

1-8: Nothing less than hungry napalm!

1-9: A daredevil mustache!

tinkerttoy
Dec 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Color Printer posted:

Cthulhu Fhtagn - Create a mythos monster

Not just Cthulhu, but ANY mythos monster? Does that mean we can summon shoggoths?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

1-7: Move the tiger around so it eats the other two, then make a cage for the tiger

1-8: An Active Volcano should fix him right up.

1-9: Laser Eyes

RichardA
Sep 1, 2006
.
Dinosaur Gum
Level 1-7
A hovering sleeping bag, a microscopic mansion and an evil castle.
Level 1-8
Global warming to the rescue!
Level 1-9
Pumpkin head.

Quantum Toast
Feb 13, 2012

tinkerttoy posted:

Not just Cthulhu, but ANY mythos monster? Does that mean we can summon shoggoths?
Shoggoths are definitely in there, I don't know what else is available though.

Dr. Buttass
Aug 12, 2013

AWFUL SOMETHING
Yob Soddoth, the Star Toad, that shows you pictures of its grandchildren until your head explodes?

100Dachshunds
Oct 11, 2009

GOCHARMSPRINGS
Oh, fun!

1-7: Give the camper a burning house, the tiger a tiny cave and the cow a dead meadow. We'll see if suitable-but-unsuitable will work.

1-8: He'd work himself free from the ice if there was a Smoking Hot Babe on the other side!

1-9: Let's give our creature a Glowing red nose so it can help guide Santa home.

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Welllllll it seems like submissions have stopped (like, almost a week ago) for now so I'll be putting a close on them. I'll work on it this weekend but I probably won't have it up until after Memorial Day. Just a heads up.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
So... Is this still going?

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Yes it is. I slipped behind on the week of Memorial Day (because communication at my work is "great") and got distracted on other things. I was going to finally get off my rear end and start on it last night but oops! Forums went down and I couldn't read anyone's suggestions (and I hadn't copied them over to a txt file yet because I have great planning skills). Don't worry, it's still going and the pace should pick up.

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Heyyyyy so it turns out I have bad planning and forgot about how the levels right after the last one in the next update work. Rather than have a weirdly tiny update to close off World 1 (or an even weirder update with levels from Worlds 1 and 2), I've decided to merge the two updates together.

I don't need to tell you any level information. All I need from you are weapons. Preferably ones that can be used/held/manned by one person. One or two per person, no crazy huge lists please.

That's it. Go.

NeoAnjou
Jul 22, 2010
Weapon: guisarme

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
Toxic Squirtgun.

BlazeEmblem
Jun 8, 2013

Uh oh. Do I use Ariadne thread or Goho-M?

Twin Hooks

The most overpowered weapon seen on Deadliest Warrior.

Dr. Buttass
Aug 12, 2013

AWFUL SOMETHING
Angry weasel

JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)
Bright Purple Tommy-Gun

Bluhman
Nov 7, 2009

Low morale causes the golems to dance in panic.
How about a Cricket Club and some Mace? (spray, not the medieval weapon.)

Quantum Toast
Feb 13, 2012

I've always been a fan of throwing deadly watermelons at my enemies. In the game, too.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




A bloody cleaver should do the trick!

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
The answer lies in Science!, so let's use a Shrinking Ray Gun

Oblivion4568238
Oct 10, 2012

The Inquisition.
What a show.
The Inquisition.
Here. We. Go.
College Slice
Oh come on, be more stereotypical. Hanzo Steel (Katana as substitute if it doesn't recognize that)

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

My Posting

BlackPersona
Oct 21, 2012


You can never go wrong with fire. And explosions. So let's use an explosive flamethrower and a fire-breathing bazooka.

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.
I'll battle you with a Bat-like bat.

100Dachshunds
Oct 11, 2009

GOCHARMSPRINGS
There's no kill like overkill! Put on a gas mask and try out a virus bomb!

RichardA
Sep 1, 2006
.
Dinosaur Gum
Death Star

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



I`ll go for an Electrified Axe.

Pixeltendo
Mar 2, 2012


Supersonic Chakram and Giant EBL

Trick Question
Apr 9, 2007


Punching is best, get out ya knuckle duster.

(if that doesn't work, try brass knuckles).

Kangra
May 7, 2012

First suggestion was going to be Bruce Lee's fists because he totally had to register himself as a deadly weapon with the police. Then I remembered the title of a movie about this wrong and ended up finding Chesty Morgan's deadly weapons (I believe a hint as to what they are is in her name.)

Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!
The best weapon for any situation is clearly a Giant Robot. If that doesn't give you one you can stomp around in, then I will be very sad.

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Epee Em
Jan 16, 2010

:fuckthis:
Why should we limit ourselves with the cruel fetters of sanity? I'm keen on seeing if artillery can be modified into infantry weapons with the right adjectives. Let's try portable small human cannon, and if it needs ammo, pygmy clown should do the trick.

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