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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

NecroMonster posted:

>join in with the captain while you remove his pants and begin to sodomize him

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duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
> dip your balls into the captain's mouth and use the camera to get a close-up and give an ireport on the captain also being pretty gay

then

TVarmy posted:

> let your gayness be your guide. consult your gaydar.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
>with what little time you have left, pick up the captain and force him to slow dance with you in front of the camera. Make sure to grab his rear end with BOTH hands.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

So this is the prequel to Endtimes.exe, right? Obunga must be the Master, and MH370 his envoy.

Or what someone said earlier- for once loving up and dying in the ocean is the goal, which is why it's been so hard to gently caress up and die so far.

> Consult your gaydar.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

NecroMonster posted:

>join in with the captain while you remove his pants and begin to sodomize him

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Nooooobody wanted to summon the elder god.

>Continue the summoning. Sacrifice the captain to make Cthulhu your gay pirate lover and sail the high seas looking for booty of all sorts. IA DAGON IA HYDRA

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



>Add Captain to inventory. Go LEFT

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
>Shout "IA THIS DICK" and begin to sodomize him

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
>Get completely naked in slow motion

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Wolfsheim posted:

>Shout "IA THIS DICK" and begin to sodomize him

GenericRX
Jun 29, 2013

almightyerin posted:

Set the camera up on something and sodomize the captain for CNN while shouting "IA THIS DICK"

if we still have the microphone...

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Wolfsheim posted:

>Shout "IA THIS DICK" and begin to sodomize him

Changing my vote to this.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Toad on a Hat posted:

> SEARCH for submersible. After finding it, dive and search for that fish we found with the drone.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



join the winning team, offer your body to cthulhu

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

cock hero flux posted:

join the winning team, offer your body to cthulhu

changing vote to this

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

cock hero flux posted:

join the winning team, offer your booty to cthulhu

p sure this is what you meant

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Wolfsheim posted:

>Shout "IA THIS DICK" and begin to sodomize him

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
pull ur goddamn pants up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Wolfsheim posted:

>Shout "IA THIS DICK" and begin to sodomize him

Lemonpieman
Jan 18, 2010
Make him spill the beans. WHO DID 9/11?

ConfusedPig
Mar 27, 2013


cock hero flux posted:

join the winning team, offer your body to cthulhu

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
>Cut open the captain and use his blood to summon Khorne to fight the summed Elder God

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
put your fav Korn cd into the bridge's soundsystem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

NecroMonster posted:

>join in with the captain while you remove his pants and begin to sodomize him

Advantageous
Apr 8, 2012

>Search the room for a heavy weapon because we're obviously about to fight metal gear

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>gently caress this Cthulhu poo poo, we need some badass beats: make the Gorillaz become real.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


>Demand to know why they discontinued Surge from stores

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

cock hero flux posted:

join the winning team, offer your body to cthulhu

yeah clear choice here

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


Neraren posted:

> go LEFT

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Wolfsheim posted:

>Shout "IA THIS DICK" and begin to sodomize him

Pussy Snorkel
Sep 12, 2008

With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

> become a human centipede with the captain and several dead bodies

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Wolfsheim posted:

>Shout "IA THIS DICK" and begin to sodomize him

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice






axeil
Feb 14, 2006
gently caress nevermind.

well this was fun.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

BAD END

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
> gently caress green men

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

at least we took it to the limit

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
so what's the bad ending

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Dusseldorf posted:

> gently caress green men

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logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
our hero gets to drink seawater and have gay sex for the rest of his life. he is finally free.

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