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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Great White Hope posted:

Who needs a kickstarter when you have TOBY KEITH?

Double J funds all his crazy schemes through Keithstarter.

That interview on the LAW was just embarrassing.

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Great White Hope posted:

JTG to be renamed JTF

Brooklyn, Brooklyn. Yo yo yo yo, pop a 40 and check yo rollies, it's Cryme Tyme. This week Cryme Tyme are training: Pyramid Schemes.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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I look forward to Jarrett being "unable to confirm or deny" that Macho Man, Eddie Guerrero and the Ultimate Warrior will rise from their graves and Join The Force.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Del Raminos posted:

I like that Double J references The Rock's status as a 3rd-generation wrestler only so that he can oh so casually draw a comparison between the two of them.

Well he did steal Jarrett's ring gear.



BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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ayn rand hand job posted:

Rocky had a mantle with streamers that he took off.

Double J had a godawful singlet that he wrestled in.

So what you're saying is yes, The Rock modeled his entire look (and career) after Double J. I'm glad we agree. :colbert:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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coconono posted:

Jeff Jarrett's twitter has been hawking kitchen gadgets so that's how good his wrestling promotion is going.

I bet they could get the Slap Chop guy to work as a manager.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Sydney Bottocks posted:

GFW should put him with their top heel, as I know I would boo the poo poo out of that guy and anyone who brought him along to the ring with them.

A faction of heel managers with Slap Chop guy, Jonny Fairplay and Dustin Diamond of Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling fame. They could all hide behind big lovely wrestlers like Brodus Clay, Prince Albert and Drew McIntyre.

Book it!

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Junpei Hyde posted:

Randy Savage returning from the grave to #JoinTheForce.

I'd pay to see ghost hologram Randy Savage wrestle his Perfect friend from beyond the grave.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Yuriy posted:

please dont be mauro please dont be mauro

You don't want to watch Jim Ross and The Bipolar Rock and Roller Mauro Ranallo announcing Japanese wrestling???

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Mauro is such a fantastic comedy option for a comedy non-promotion. He's too perfect. Chael might actually be good.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Now I'm sorry I missed out on...



Actually I'm pretty ok with it.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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coconono posted:

other than JJ, I recognize no one on that poster.

It's just some local indy that brought in the money drawing juggernaut that is Double J. Kelowna is a town of 100k people about four hours outside of Vancouver. He's hit the bigtime.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

If Jarrett just uses Bischoff as an on screen authority guy and has him help with TV connections, it'll be fine.

He's back, and better than ever.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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El Estrago Bonito posted:

Count down to them announcing a roster of entirely names no one has heard of and then claiming they are repackaging guys under new gimmicks and no of course you can't know who we've hired or are repackaging what are you some kind of spoilsport no funhaver?

I can't wait for the Samoleon Joe vs Big Pappa Stump feud.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Sneak preview of one half of the announcing team:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Junpei Hyde posted:

What big indie names can they realistically get?



Those guys.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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They can't possibly be dumb enough to try and have Scott Hall wrestle for them in the shape he's in...

...can they? :ohdear:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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DynamiteKidd posted:

Jigsaw and Sonjay Dutt battle for the inaugural NEX*GEN title reign. They're 31 and 33 respectively and have been wrestling for 13 and 15 years, again respectively. These sure are up-and-comers you got in your youngboi division, Jeff.

You know at some point 87 year old Christopher Daniels will wrestle for the NEX*GEN title.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Blast Fantasto posted:

I can't decide what's funnier, JJ saying "what I like to call LA" as if everyone doesn't already do that or JJ saying "what I like to call LA" to mean that they're filming in Fresno but he's pretending it's LA.

Or it could be Louisiana.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Global Force Wrestling coming to you live from inside Louie Anderson.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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MotU posted:

keyport is literally 5 minutes away from me

You'd be crazy not to drive five minutes to see Colt "Boom Boom" "Matt Classic" "Scotty Goldman" "The Jew Viper aka The Jiper" "Colt Daddy" "The Other Guy From The CM Punk Podcast" Cabana.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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DJExile posted:

What i'm getting from this is their #2 guy is Sonjay Dutt and holy hell that is sad

They're trying to sign Black Machismo to be their #1 guy right now.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Endless Mike posted:

PWI has him ranked at #223 so he's objectively better than 277 wrestlers.

Kongo Kong or Buff Bagwell?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Of course. I should have realized Buff Bagwell would be much higher. After all he is "The Stuff".

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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RZApublican posted:

In 1999 he was listed in PWI as 66 out of 500 singles wrestlers.

We just need Buff Daddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Spl1Prm2jE

Still too low. The hat by itself is top 50.

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