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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Knocked down two towers and never drew a dime.

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Breaking news: GFW's first show to happen outside Doobie's Dog House.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

:allears:

So that's the unknown promotion thing starting in January that Kurt Angle was talking about.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

dsriggs posted:

GFW Presents

The new NWA, ladies and gentlemen.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Under the vegetable posted:

What a goddamned genius Jeff Jarrett is.

Ain't he great?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Double J Jeff Jarrett is promoter of the year and his horse is the pro wrestling industry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJJ-q4dqums

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

EugeneJ posted:

http://www.pwinsider.com/article/89069/gfw-las-vegas-bound.html?p=1


If they could run major wrestling shows every few months at the MGM Grand like they do for boxing, they might be on to something.

But I expect they'll be running casino banquet halls or something lame.

Second coming of the WWA.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

I'm pretty sure Buff Bagwell isn't doing much right now, could another Tits, Whips, and Buff match be on the horizon?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

NickRoweFillea posted:

he has two months and loves pro wrestling, i think it'll be fine. i wonder who his co-commentator will be.

"The Professor" Mike Tenay

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

By graphics team you mean Jarrett in his bedroom with a pirated copy of Photoshop.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

JIM MINT 10 CONDITION!

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Second coming of World Wrestling All-Stars :hellyeah:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Flameingblack posted:

Is this the scheme? Get booked on other shows and promote them as GFW

Oh

jesus christ, this literally is, isn't it?

The new NWA!

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Bard Maddox posted:

the special guest is Jeff's guitar

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Flameingblack posted:

Will he be the Dan Severn or the Rampage Jackson of GFW?

Ken Shamrock.

Alternatively, Tank Abbott.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Great White Hope posted:

GFW Roster (announced so far):

Chael Sonnen - "Expert Analyst"

PJ Black (Justin Gabriel)
Davey Boy Smith Jr.

I can neither confirm nor deny the rumor sweeping the internet that sunsweet is the senior referee.

Every GFW show will consist of a two-hour long five star classic between PJ Black and Davey Boy #JoinTheForce

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

triplexpac posted:

Ehhh I don't think I can. Eric is only fun when he is joined by Hulk and they bring in all their old buddies like the Nasty Boys and ruin a promotion.

Will you settle for Jeff Jarrett ruining a promotion by himself?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

dsriggs posted:

http://www.globalforcewrestling.com/roster/

That's... uhh... quite the motley crew of guys.

I like how everyone but Jeff and Karen have this horrible darkening photoshop effect around them.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Chris James 2 posted:

*George T. Murdoch (Tyrus aka Brodus Clay) vs. Moose.

Five. Star. Classic.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Almost as good as getting Bob Sapp.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Buy a Slapnuts shirt and get Jeff Jarrett to sign it

If you don't do anything else tonight, do this

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Jeff Jarrett shits out a house show for a new promotion held in a minor league ballpark and it draws better than what TNA can get with Spike TV in their corner.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Jeff Jarrett owns and is the best.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Now they just need Ken Shamrock to come in and be their first champion and GFW will be complete.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

So has Jarrett ever said why GFW is booking mostly-empty baseball parks instead of something easier to fill like bingo halls?

Unless GFW is part of some elaborate tax dodge I don't think this gonna end well for him.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

triplexpac posted:

You mean the TV show that doesn't have a network yet?

They'll almost certainly get ROH's slot on Destination America once ROH takes over TNA's timeslot.

TNA will cease to exist except as a series of invasion angles for GFW's new TV show.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Chris James 2 posted:

GFW already making the switch to four sides



Maybe the four-sided ring is just for Amped.

We just need a brand split.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

dsriggs posted:

Starting up a company by running 4 separate tournaments at once.

loving fantastic, Jeff.

Russo :tinfoil:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

dsriggs posted:

COME SEE former WWE SUPERSTARS AT THE HICKTON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!!

PUPPET SHOW AND GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Chris James 2 posted:

OMEGA has a working relationship with the Force :lol:

At tonight's GFW live show, WrestleCade champ Matt Hardy challenged Jarrett to a match for November's WrestleCade, Jeff Hardy also appeared, and OMEGA heavyweight champ Trevor Lee retained over Andrew Everett

Does mean that Willow is going to jump off of a cage into a mid-air Double J guitar shot

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Chris James 2 posted:

How did Jarrett ultimately come up with something sadder than TNA

Years of practice with TNA.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Delsaber posted:

Well, it was a fun experiment while it lasted. Who's gonna step up and fill the Jarrett-sized hole on the bush league wrestling circuit?

Jeff Jarrett, once Dixie sells him TNA.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Well this is certainly a belt


The hexagons signify our unique 6-sided ring.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Chris James 2 posted:

Could Jerry Join The Force

:psyduck:

He's gonna have to write a second autobiography for everything that'll go wrong in GFW.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Jeff Jarrett having a painting of a guitar in his office is just the most appropriate thing ever.

It's like spideroffice.

edit: oh yeah looking at Integrity First's YouTube channel they're basically a realty company in Nashville, so I guess we know which level of retired pro wrestler Jarrett has finally landed on.

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Apr 8, 2016

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Spermgod posted:

I thought he would have saved his money well at least.

And yet he founded TNA and GFW

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Considering the trip report from the first GFW house show also said that Jarrett and his wife were incredibly drunk during the show, I'd like to think that this is just standard operating procedure for the Cho-Cho-Chosen One these days.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Chris James 2 posted:

Hornswoggle and Zeb Coulter have left the WWE to Join The Force

https://twitter.com/GFWWrestling/status/728652679950536704

Is this another one of those shows that are "presented by" GFW? Also good god are they applying the dirt and grime filter heavy this time.

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Joining The Force so goddamn hard right now

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