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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
Wolfenstein 2009 was fun as hell and anyone who even remotely likes first person shooters should play it. Pro Tip: don't waste your upgrades on stealth poo poo as it's completely useless. Instead make sure to get Big Bore for the Kar98. That rifle turns into a goddamn cannon that tears people apart.

Also grab as many melee weapons as you can because going on a rampage with a fire ax and claiming Nazi arms and heads for your own is hilarious.

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch

Convex posted:

BJ looks like an inflated Anderson Cooper.

Also this game looks awesome but after the state Rage shipped in I'm waiting until release before I consider it. Really hope the rumours of a non-swastika UK version are false as well.

This game is developed by ex-Starbreeze founders, not Id so i wouldn't be worried.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
Singularity's biggest sin was having a giant fuckoff awesome sniper rifle but giving the player like ten shots with it.

e: this thing http://singularity.wikia.com/wiki/Seeker_Rifle

Singularity was good but had a lot of problems and probably lead to the death of Raven having taken so long to actually come out. :saddowns: It's multiplayer was absolutely DOA too.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
There was some comedian on the radio in Philly the other morning talking about the original game and he kept pronouncing the name "Wolfensteen" and it was driving me crazy. Welp that's my story.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch

Xenomrph posted:

Whoa wait, we're getting another Sniper Elite game?

Hellyeah son, 2014 is looking to be another banner year for dumb first person shooters. Gonna be pretty tough to top 2013 though.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
Honestly every Wolfenstein game is basically standalone. I've played them all and I don't remember a single callback to any of the other games other than people knowing who BJ Blazkowicz was and that he fights crazy occult Nazis.

And yes 2009 is definitely worth playing. I think it's more fun than Return to Castle Wolfenstein in a lot of ways.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch

This sure is a video game.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
Shocking, I know.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
I just want more things to blast with giant guns.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch
I hope they go for a more over-the-top pure action tone in this. They told their story in the main game, now just give me a playground and Nazis to murder.

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Beef Witch

Fuzz posted:

Clearly the solution is for Castle Wolfenstein to secretly be Castlevania.

Final boss fight is against giant Nazi Dracula.

Where can I Kickstart this.



e: a gothic horror themed Blood Dragon-esque Wolfenstein game would own so hard

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