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HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Nice new OP. Almost makes me want to come back and torment more pubbies that play this terrible game. Downside: I'd be playing this terrible game. :downsgun:

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HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Ok, I'm bored and have nothing better to do tonight, so I'm off to see what new awfulness this terrible game has to offer.

I'm xxx if someone can invite me to TNG.

e: seems like my channel privileges were left untouched. Awesome.

HiroProtagonist fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Apr 26, 2014

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Lagomorphic posted:

I named mine Roan'Amok. I loved running Bar Patron's Tale and watching him dropkick cat girls.

There is a mission where you dropkick cat girls, how did I miss this :catstare:

e: also need wiki access--can't remember if I registered before and asked already, but I hosed up my access somehow let me know. Registered (this time) as HiroProtagonist.

HiroProtagonist fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Apr 30, 2014

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Ludicro posted:

So I logged into STO today, and found this in my mail inbox.



So lets see what we have here then...




Full album is at this address http://imgur.com/a/IueG5

Well Sanusi L. Sanusi, I have to hand it to you :golfclap:

This is magical. :allears:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

lovely bio posted:

lack of social skills

well this explains

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Acer Pilot posted:

I just republished this with some of the good suggestions goons made earlier.

Changelog:
1) More gas
2) More explosions
3) More bodies
4) You can now push someone off a bed
5) You can also kill some hostages if you're a bad personyou act like an historically accurate Bajoran

Fixed that for you.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

LordCo posted:

4th and final set






That's the works, folks. All images are in the same album at https://imgur.com/a/CiEKg

I'm getting from his last email that he's a little fed up with the photos so from this point on, any photo requests will have to be built into the applications he will be filling out to get his money. The first up will be the membership app that he'll get later this week. This app is 20+ pages with a baptism at the end and if you like, you guys are welcome to look it over and request some custom additions.

slightly late on this, but :golfclap:

Well executed, goonsir.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Is it subnuke that always seems to drain all of my weapons power when fighting tholians, or is that some other poo poo? Whatever it is, it's goddamn irritating to a tac captain, and I'm considering doing something rash like removing polarize hull/switching hazard emitters to LT rank just to add Sci Team I in order to get rid of it, if it is subnuke.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Gonna be working on kitting out my new Avenger for a while, with that in mind, what is the best route to acquire decent quality Antiproton Beam Arrays? Going to need a lot of them, so I'd rather not be reduced to gambling on rep rewards or something.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
^^^^ maintenance probably

McScumbag posted:

Technical Analysis: Im currently grinding for EC. Let me know how many you need, and I will grind for them and sell you however many you need for a discount from the Exchange for the whole lot.

Talking about the beam arrays? I think I'll need up to eight. I'm currently using purple Mk XI bullshit with [Acc] and [CritD] and some other pointless one, [Dmg] I think.

Let me know how many you can scare up, if you weren't talking about something else.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
What do you mean? I'm running MACO shields, Borg 3pc (console, engines and deflector) and a bunch of other poo poo that I can't recall right now. Haven't noticed any power issues right now, but I'm still running the Borg cutting beam (yes I know, bad) and one of the turrets out of my previous tac escort refit due to lack of beam arrays.

What would I want to have to avoid said power issues with 8 beam arrays?

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Some POS I picked up off the exchange because when I logged on last week to start playing again, I didn't have one. :downs:

So, not a fleet W->x one, if that's what you mean. I'm dilz-poor. Working on leveling my Klingon to fix that.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
^^^^^ Yeah, I'm already using it, but it's pretty amazing and everyone who uses AP should use it also.

fakeedit: I guess that means I need seven beams vOv

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Oh, I didn't realize that was something I *should* be doing. I just bought it and slotted it because it was better than what I had in the rear slots at the time, figuring it'd be a stopgap at least. :shobon:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

McScumbag posted:

I can get 8 for you, just going to go run the mission 8 times.

Hey, just realized that the mission reward is exactly what I'm already using in 5 of my slots, so don't worry about this.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Dat new jont.



Already had one "gay furry" send me a PM in protest over the name. :allears:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
It's the Avenger, yeah.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Oh my. This should be fun to watch. :suspense:

e: "THE DUKAT WORK ACID ZONE" sounds like a fun time.

HiroProtagonist fucked around with this message at 17:45 on May 9, 2014

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Sure was. Our favorite furry fleet.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Be on the lookout for tears of rage from pubbies on the forums then. There are probably threads already trickling in about how OP it is.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

bubbles depo posted:

http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1113231


Pubbies complaining about Smirk's "event" on Risa in the most hilarious way.



http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1113531

This guy has the brilliant idea of introducing a sex slav- I mean Risian Companion Bridge Officer to let swimsuits be seen off Risa.

Let me say that again...

Risian Companion Bridge Officer

Just gonna quote this post right here.

pubbie shitlord posted:

to those that say "oh, i dont think starfleet officers should be running around ESD in swimsuits"

well guess what, i'm not really a starfleet officer. i'm actually a mercenary, of sorts. or do you think everyone on ESD has to be starfleet? that's the real problem, not enough variety in what we're allowed to be. well stuff it, i'm not wearing a uniform all day. that doesnt mean starfleet doesnt recognize my 600 years of combat experience.

:qq:This game RESTRICTS my choices!!!:qq:

With bonus Mary Sue.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Buschmaki posted:

This is a terrible game for terrible people.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
You can be my wingman any time. :hfive:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
So uh

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Preechr posted:

A bunch of goobacks couldn't possibly have put together an attack of that sophistication. Why were there no Bajorans on the station when the attack began? #ESDInsideJob #LooseTachyons

#TacoFangsKnew #ESDTruth

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

DatonKallandor posted:

There is no way in hell that spammer picture story is real. Nobody is that stupid.

Oh yes it is. There are entire websites devoted to this fine art as well, and if nothing else, the sheer volume of content would render the effort of faking it nearly impossible to all but the most insistent of skeptics.

Just as you would be surprised what people are willing to do for the sake of sheer stupidity, you would be surprised what people will also do for the sake of naked greed.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Why is Frankie Boyle a smilie?

That is exactly the sort of post a spy would make >.>

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Time to play "Guess Why!" Is the pubbie:
a) developmentally disabled;
b) a non-english native speaker;
c) homeschooled or a literal 13 year-old, or
d) the loving laziest speller in existence?



You decide!

(pubbie is also a literal furry, see fleet name)

HiroProtagonist fucked around with this message at 23:09 on May 21, 2014

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

DonDoodles posted:

Does stoleviathan know something I don't?

No. Jokes about you being elected president are 100% ironic, sorry. Nobody wants to see that.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007


what

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

IPCRESS posted:

:siren:Butts confirmed as an official questgiver NPC repeat Butts confirmed as an official questgiver NPC:siren:

Wow dude. This is happening!

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Should have used that $200 to light themselves on fire and actually done some good for the world with it. :vd:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Uh, the entire Purity series is listed as "Spotlight" missions, so... might want to watch where you point that thing. :downsgun:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Berke Negri posted:

This is a game where you can play as a naked Orion (white skinned naturally) with nexusmods size tits bouncing around firing big space mini-guns at robo-dinosaurs from Earth in a dyson sphere (with your starship the U.S.S. Mary Sue in orbit above) and its disco balls these people argue kill their immersion.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

revtoiletduck posted:

Any idea what the chances of getting a Bulwark are? The usual 0.5% or whatever?

Sounds like its 50/50 Lobi/Bulwark but there's no loving way that's really what it means.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
END THE SENSELESS PROSECUTION OF INNOCENT DENALTS :byodood:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

naz1911 posted:

http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?p=18246541#post18246541

I heard HOBO's have severe Tooth decay lately....

Skurf, Zelda's little lap dog from HOBOS is ready for the picking if you guys so choose.

Enjoy...

Nobody cares about your lovely publord forum drama. :frogout:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
I find very little about the official forums to be as funny as some others do but that completely aside, a 2014 reg linking to their own post on the official forums "owning" some pubbie idiot certainly does not qualify as funny or amusing in any sense of those words

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Aww, I missed one of the more entertaining J4Gs.

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HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

CappyBottoms posted:

I play this game to feel better about myself because of the playerbase.

Playing this game is pretty much the equivalent of browsing e/n, it's a very apt analogy.

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