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Qwijib0 posted:So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics. This is amazing, new title is amazing. I love you, Farthouse.
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That kind of falls apart because aside from a miracle run in 1984 the Pats were total garbage before Bledsoe got there
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Apr 23, 2014 16:54
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Qwijib0 posted:So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics. Dude, this is some of the finest fartwork in all the years of the farthouse. Bravo!
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Apr 23, 2014 19:11
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I wrote a bunch of words about my experiences on the comic so far if anyone cares about that sort of thing http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/a-brief-retrospective-on-the-draw-play-thus-far/
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Febreeze posted:I wrote a bunch of words about my experiences on the comic so far if anyone cares about that sort of thing Put it to song 
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Now for some photoshop stuff. This page http://darth-brooks.deviantart.com/gallery/35733703 has the templates that I've loaded up. What are templates? They are Photoshop files set up to allow you to do something complex a little easier. Usually they are built so you just put your colors in one layer and it comes out looking real because of the magic in other layers. For instance, This, a picture of Doug Martin adjusted so that you can change the uniform colors.   I got started in Goal Line Blitz, doing custom football fields and then went from there. Most of these are done simply because of wanting to see if they could be done. There's a baseball jersey, a Hockey rink, a basketball court and an NFL Style Guide from the 80's.     BTW, if anyone knows of a job opening, I am currently unemployed and looking for work.
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Coldforge posted:Put it to song "Now this is a story all about how / I found e-fame farting Manning's brow"
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Chimeric posted:"Now this is a story all about how / I found e-fame farting Manning's brow" If I can find a version of the song without lyrics I can try this
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Darth Brooks posted:BTW, if anyone knows of a job opening, I am currently unemployed and looking for work. lmao I wish I had photoshop and more time, I love this stuff
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I've got a hankerin' to make a John Abraham highlight reel to "Private Eyes" by Hall and Oates.  P.S. gently caress YOU Atlanta FO for letting this smooth bastard leave before he retired. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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Apr 23, 2014 21:40
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You are so angry 
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Just realized you've got a Burner Avatar. Nice. That guy was loving magic until we work-horsed his rear end right out of his prime. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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Chilichimp posted:Just realized you've got a Burner Avatar. Nice. Yup. Been one of the only Falcons fans here for a while. RIP Lloyd. Turner was great until he started eating cheeseburgers instead of yards.
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Now, this is a story all about how I found E-fame drawing Peyton’s Brow And Now I’ll take a minute Just sit and stay I'll tell you how I became the man who does the Draw Play In Baltimore Suburbs born and raised Drawing comics was how I spent most of my days Chillin' out no friends up in my room And ignoring my mom telling me to vaccum I started watchin football on the boob tube watching LT make fools of lineman noobs I wanted to play but my mom got scared She said “You skinny kid you’ll end up mentally impaired” I didn’t put up a fight cause she was so right So I drew more comics late into the night Then I got accepted to a dork school To get an animation degree that I no longer use. First class, yo this is bad Drinking Mt Dew and slouching like mad. Why these nerds like Warcraft so much? And to the girls they all recoil to the touch Gotta watch football and show these dorks Why am I the minority just for liking a sport I don't think so, nerds you’ll see when I get out The football world is gonna scream and shout Well, I drove across the nation to hipster USA Portland loves the soccer, but soccer is gay I found refuge on the internet my peyton head drawings made their panties wet I started making more comics before I could disappear I made a website and yelled Hear hear! If you love bad puns then listen up my dears I got a site here just mocking football It might give you a chuckle, or not at all I did this for two years and now I’m here Mocking Will Smith and drink’n a beer I look at my kingdom I am the king Of dumb football jokes that make my parents ashamed
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That was beautiful, man.
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Febreeze posted:Now, this is a story all about how  Can I rate thread six? Needs a six.
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Febreeze posted:Now, this is a story all about how You've got to record a video of a verse or two of this.
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Febreeze posted:Now, this is a story all about how 
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Qwijib0, warm up your pipes. Do You Wanna Score A Touchdown? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g58-qQUyY4A Christian? (Ready? Down! Hut! Hut! Hut!) Do you wanna score a touchdown? Come on and call the play Donovan was really bad It made us sad But we know you’ll be okay- I know you’re just a rookie And the lockout meant You didn’t get practice time!- Do you wanna score a Touchdown? Maybe start out with a first down. Go away, Adrian Okay, bye... (Ready? Down! Hut! Hut! Hut!) Do you wanna score a touchdown? Or maybe throw a few more times? I think a passing game is overdue I think I’m running through A 12 man front sometimes- (Is that even legal?) It gets a little tiring Carrying the team, Just watching the yards tick by- (Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock) (*Highlight clips*) (Ready...down...) Christian? Please, I know you're in there, People want the backup in They say "he’s bad, he’s got a noodle arm, Jennings and Patterson, he just can’t win.” I think we’ll miss the playoffs I can’t repeat Last season’s magic ride Do you wanna score a touchdown? IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Apr 24, 2014 |
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So I was gonna quote this from the old thread:IcePhoenix posted:I wrote a song can I still post it here Qwijib0 posted:So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics.
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IcePhoenix posted:Qwijib0, warm up your pipes.
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IcePhoenix posted:Qwijib0, warm up your pipes. You're going to work your way through the whole soundtrack, aren't you? 
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Silly Burrito posted:
please dont do fixer upper
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:please dont do fixer upper That's a perfect Eli Manning song though.
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IcePhoenix posted:Qwijib0, warm up your pipes. 
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Silly Burrito posted:
I haven't actually seen the movie yet and only know those two songs because they're the ones everyone talks about, but maybe. Sometimes inspiration just hits v v
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IcePhoenix posted:I haven't actually seen the movie yet and only know those two songs because they're the ones everyone talks about, but maybe. Sometimes inspiration just hits v Good job though. I'm in tears.
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If I had any songwriting skills I'd do "For the First Time in Forever" from the perspective of a Seahawks fan experiencing a Super Bowl run. Maybe someone more talented can fill this niche for me.
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Benne posted:If I had any songwriting skills I'd do "For the First Time in Forever" from the perspective of a Seahawks fan experiencing a Super Bowl run. It's really too bad that Instagram and Vine limit your time so drat much, because while whole songs are great: sometimes you just need a bar or two to deliver the joke. FYI, if you don't want to deal with YouTube bullshittery, use .webm to encode your video files and share. Stupid small as far as filesize goes.
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Benne posted:If I had any songwriting skills I'd do "For the First Time in Forever" from the perspective of a Seahawks fan experiencing a Super Bowl run. Shameful. Febreeze posted:NOTHING IS TOO LAME A FART Also comedy, the song that my video matched was the Ukranian version of Let it Go.
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Posts like "I'd contribute but I'm terrible at photoshop/drawing boo hoo" are NOT ACCEPTABLE and will now be punished by the thread.
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Benne posted:If I had any songwriting skills I'd do "For the First Time in Forever" from the perspective of a Seahawks fan experiencing a Super Bowl run. Someone didn't read the OP Febreeze posted:
I am amending the MS paint lost season competition. Either Benne delivers, or whoever wins the ms paint gets to choose his next avatar. All you have to do is rewrite the lyrics, you don't have to make a video. None of this wussing out crap. Farthouse 4 is hardcore
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Apr 24, 2014 04:06
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I humbly submit my first piece of fart.
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Dattserberg posted:I humbly submit my first piece of fart. re: panel five - Lions fans, so they can enjoy the weekends. Febreeze posted:Someone didn't read the OP Ok well now I have to do it IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Apr 24, 2014 |
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Apr 24, 2014 04:34
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It's on you fuckers
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Benne posted:It's on you fuckers For the First Time In Forever (I couldn't think of a better title, sorry) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOReid0vEwY Fans: The gates are open, let’s go in Still can’t believe we’re favored to win. We’ve got the team that could go all the way! For years I've whined about bad calls Why didn’t those refs have any balls? Finally we’re going to have our day! There'll be sellouts and loud noises It'll be totally fun But wow, am I so ready for this one 'Cause for the first time in forever We’ll be playing for it all For the first time in forever We’ll be left standing tall Don't know if I'm baked or wasted But I'm somewhere in that zone Cause for the first time in forever We won't be stepping stones I can't wait to beat everyone! (gasp) What if I beat... the one? Tonight imagine me pound the ball Until the defense forms up a wall Then call play action just to see their face Ooh! I suddenly see him standing there A wide receiver, Single covered throw it in with grace But then we laugh and talk all evening, Which is totally bizarre Nothing like the teams I've had so far For the first time in forever We’ll be playing for it all For the first time in forever We’ll be the last team standing tall And I know it is totally crazy To crown them in advance But for the first time in forever At least we've got a chance Marshawn: Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the interview you have to be Conceal, don't feel, put on a show Give one wrong quote and everyone will know Marshawn: But it's only for today Fans: It's finally today Marshawn: It's agony to wait Fans: It's agony to wait Marshawn: Tell the press to open up the gates Fans: The gates Fans: For the first time in forever Marshawn: Don't let them in, don't let them see Fans: I'm getting why I love football Marshawn: Be the interview you have to be Fans: A chance to see my team succeed Marshawn: Conceal Fans: A chance to win it all Marshawn: Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Fans: This season has been a wild ride, Tonight is for it all! 'Cause for the first time in forever For the first time in, well, ever! We’ll be standing tall!
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I love this community a lot.
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Benne's version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BulXil2ROy4 Seahawks fan: The summer is over, fall is here I didn't think that it would ever come Some football games are finally getting played~ The Seahawks and Packers on Thursday A season opener unlike any else I wonder if they'll mention Fail Mary~ There will be joy and some confetti And probably bad music Why am I so ready for this day~ Cause for the first time in forever There will be banners, there will be rings~ For the first time in forever I get to root for a champion~ Don't know if I should be smug or grateful But I'm somewhere in that zone~ Cause for the first time in forever My team is on top I can't wait to poo poo-talk other fans (gasp) What if I poo poo-talk...Packers fans?! Tonight's the night for merriment And rubbing it in another person's face Who better than annoying Packers fans? I suddenly see him in the bar A rotund stranger, Khun jersey He's stuffing way too much cheese in his face~ We start laughing and talking Till he brings up Fail Mary I point out we technically won that game For the first time in forever I feel confident in my brags For the first time in forever We have something to back it up Yeah, our coach is totally crazy But we love him anyway Cause for the first time in forever~ He led us to the top 49ers fan: Don't let hate in, don't let it see Be the classy fan you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, give them their day You still have more rings than them anyway It's only for today Seahawks fan: It's only for today 49ers fan: We'll get back at them soon Seahawks fan: We'll get the Niners soon 49ers fan: TELL GOODELL TO OPEN UP....THE SEASON~ Seahawks fan: For the first time in forever 49ers fan: Hopefully the last Seahawks fan: We are on top of the world 49ers fan: Not if the PED charges stick Seahawks fan: A chance to build a dynasty 49ers fan: On my dead body Seahawks fan: A chance to make history 49ers fan: If only Aldon would stop loving up Seahawks fan: I know this moment doesn't last forever So it has to count today~ Cause for the first time in forever For the first time in forever~ Nothing's in our wayyyyyyyyy~ (Russell Wilson gets murdered by Robert Quinn)
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