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in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Sudo Echo posted:

switched to ddg as default search where + and " work properly. gently caress you google.

you can be very precise with the poo poo bing results you get yay

# ¿ May 1, 2014 19:26

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:45

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Pinterest Mom posted:

google is deprecating the URL in chrome.

wtf is garybacon

# ¿ May 1, 2014 23:00

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Rufus Ping posted:

when does the gary bacon goon sire

judging by the garys i know all the goddamn time

# ¿ May 2, 2014 01:20

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

hobbesmaster posted:

was going to say that honeywell has you covered but apparently their consumer programmable thermostats top out at $300

* not including $20/mo online service fee

# ¿ May 21, 2014 20:28

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

its cool to require licensing for one product to use your other product where you have a near monopoly

Vimeo is the Linux on the desktop of video sites

# ¿ May 22, 2014 16:32

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

flakeloaf posted:

bug report: collision detection system allows car to run over pedestrians

status: open for six years (collision detection isn't collision avoidance READ THE PRODUCT SUPPORT FORUM / BUGTRACKER)

ftfgoogle

# ¿ May 29, 2014 02:59

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

rotor posted:

"oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. holy poo poo. we've gotta get out of here. jesus christ, did you loving see that? that guy ... his posts just ... we've gotta get out of here. holy poo poo."

# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 20:14

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

duTrieux. posted:

des anybody remember the movement to boycott bit.ly because of gaddafi

well it worked didnt it

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 05:38

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Shifty Pony posted:

also why every single car company sells their entry-level (sub)compacts with razor thin margin. they hope someone will buy them as their first car and then buy a new Honda/Toyota/Ford/Chevy every 3-5 years for the rest of their lives, eventually moving up to the expensive luxury marques.

also true on the lux badges, low margins on the entry level 3 series and their ilk

# ¿ Jun 15, 2014 22:09

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

hobbesmaster posted:

over under

lolnope

# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 00:52

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

duTrieux. posted:

clearance is still more about making sure that you aren't a soviet or a nazi than about actuallys ecuring sensitive data

actually, now it's more about not having a ton of delinquent debt, or a being an unrepentant whorefucker, drugtaker, foreign, or boozedriver:

http://www.dod.mil/dodgc/doha/industrial/

# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 03:24

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

pseudorandom name posted:

what's it take to make your own TLD?

yos.pos would be p. sweet

$125-250K or a alternative root name server

# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 03:25

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I'm the colored buttons labelled as such

good to know you hate the colorblind

# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 22:51

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

genetic failures IMO

actually I thought that, but then they labelled the record button but not ff or rw or pause so gently caress this clown remote for clowns at the clown circus

im confused why 0 is eject

# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 22:57

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

The Leck posted:

https://blog.hipchat.com/2011/06/23/a-tale-of-a-ridiculous-billboard/
our grim cyberpunk present

http://hipchat-emoticons.nyh.name/

some shameful poo poo in a dece produc

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 17:41

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

PCjr sidecar posted:

http://hipchat-emoticons.nyh.name/

some shameful poo poo in a dece produc

a 'vocal minority' complained http://help.hipchat.com/forums/138883-suggestions-ideas/suggestions/4820778-please-restore-timeforthat-chat-icon

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 17:43

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

punt gun

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 05:49

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Sham bam bamina! posted:

��/

the proper :fishmech:

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 06:08

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

e: nah

in a well actually fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Oct 1, 2014

# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 22:15

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

qirex posted:

any plane can drop a jdam, the us has implied permanent air superiority in that they'll just blow up any country's air force before they do anything else anyway, attack aircraft are a 20th century concept

the AC-130U "Spooky" is a cool plane too, just flies slowly around the battlefield with a light artillery piece pointed at the ground

its kinda hosed up to call it a battlefield when a plane that any man-portable anti-aircraft missile could shoot down easily can loiter for hours overhead

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 22:57

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

FMguru posted:

those would be "high performance" or "h p" hovercraft, right?

fat, slow, loud, on the bay?

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 18:58

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Nintendo Kid posted:

i appreciate no sites

wikipedia doesn't have ads so you dont have to worry about it

(jimboface is judgin u)

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 00:25

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Nintendo Kid posted:

they were removed for a reason: most of them were pretty dumb

like all laws amirite

:guyfawkes:

# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 21:52

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

dazjw posted:

i can't find a copy of it but on a pre-release version of this icon the designer messed up the colour of the circle inside the pin (made it grey) and it looked normal on his computer screen but when you saw it on your actual iphone there was this weird optical effect that was literally uncomfortable. hard to describe but you'd look at the icon and it just felt physically bad.

stebes undying eye in unblinking judgement

# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 06:35

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

cremnob posted:

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

man this would be the perfect time to launch ur site kevin and submit it to HN

he already launched, but you can submit wallet to his watchlist
http://didgoogleshutdown.com/

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 23:52

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

looking forward to holding the automotive industry to the same standard as the android bugtrakcer

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 03:25

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

computer parts posted:

having indications of what the current speed limit is would be p cool imo

even if you just slap an rfid tag in the sign

new bmws has a camera option that ocrs signs and puts it in the instrument cluster

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 07:22

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

ennui? broadband

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 03:57

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

if i wanted to talk to people i wouldnt be using an android

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 21:24

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

PleasureKevin posted:

actually all those smart home things seem good to me.

even the thermostat, since my GF can just not stop loving with the thermostat. I'd just program it to undo whatever she does when she looks away.

but so far it seems like a lot of wasted potential if it's just " a INSERT-APPLIANCES-HERE with an iPhone app "

did you tell her you lost your job yet

# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 01:25

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

PleasureKevin posted:

as a product for consumers, yes it sucks

but being a freelance dev guy i was looking into accepting Square or something

as it is my clients pay $1.50 to pay with interact e-transfer, a dumb canadian thing

square would charge me $24 loving dollars per transaction ( once a week )

i imagine there is a regular Visa rate that they are paying then marking it up to 2.75%

maybe apple can get that rate down to whatever Visa's base rate is, which i think i remember is like 1%??

anyway, what i'd like to see is phone-to-phone apple pay between individuals, but for really cheap or free. and currentC, since they don't have to pay CC rates, could actually have done that.

lol

yes, every detail of every transaction is collected for marketing purposes, its a pain in the rear end to use, and links directly to my bank account, but i saved $1.50

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 05:07

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Nintendo Kid posted:

mysteriously, the google test driving fuel tanker crashes into apple hq

you dont buy a military robot company without having a few go haywire in your competitors hq accidentally

you have 20 seconds to comply

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 01:54

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Smythe posted:

he sent me a cool pm after i probed him

smythe for ik payin dividends

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 00:38

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

also this thread is a crenmob containment zone

cut into it and itll spread

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 00:38

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

"forgetting"

ventilation systems cost money. "accidental" tce exposures don't

its better than that, even (lol if you think anyone at goog is paying attention to how much ventilation system would cost to run)

some rank and file googlers were cold so they engineered the hvac system off

why they were able to do that without facilities telling them to gently caress off is left as an exercise to the reader

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 19:42

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

vodkat posted:

I can't even comprehend how you can fit these two things together in your head

it turns out that an aggressively agenda-less anti-organization can mean anything to anyone; like somebody who believes that a vc monarchy is a good idea, and that starting a twitter account makes you a founder

oh justine is just trolling, people say, but if it is it's so effective and complete of a troll that its indistinguishable from her actual beliefs

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 03:16

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Necc0 posted:

she didn't even do this, fyi. it was a shared account and she changed the password to claim it for herself

wikipedia sez she did, are u calling fishmech wrong

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 05:06

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

duTrieux. posted:

Eric Schmidt needs to shut the gently caress up.

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/03/16/thoughts-on-gender-equality-in-tech-interrupted/?mod=WSJBlog

the person who called him out? Judith Williams, manager of Global Diversity and Talent Programs and head of the Unconscious Bias project at google

lol

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:17

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Nintendo Kid posted:

a moron

in yospos? :monocle:

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 02:49

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:45

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

SO DEMANDING posted:

hello i would like to piss and moan about the new google maps (on desktop browsers)

it is bad and dumb and after months of clicking "go back to classic maps", now im stuck with the new version with its crap UI and lame 3D horseshit

agreed, its real bad

# ¿ May 1, 2015 15:07

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