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Dreylad posted:It wont be a true successor to the Bugle until John manages to introduce a news story by quoting song lyrics. Senior twitter correspondent The Iron Shiek. It won't be a visual version of the Bugle until we have a story of someone drawing penises on something that penises should not be drawn on.
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nine-gear crow posted:Caillou is Francophone Canada's answer to Anglophone Canada's Johnny Test. Beiber makes strike 3. We need to send a nuke to the great white north.
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I'm hoping that the day Assad finally dies, we get treated to a video fuckeulogy.
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Gaussian posted:That is an amazing word and I'm stealing it for the day Scalia dies. It is an amazing word, yes. I cannot take credit for it though. The Bugle created it, and has used it for Bin Laden and Gaddafi, but not for Thatcher to my surprise.
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:I call Dingo! If that becomes a new recurring joke on this show, I approve.
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Cool Cherry Cream posted:I've always wondered how those benign Pay Day Loan commercials worked and how they were probably scams. And now I know thanks John! It's still an issue that needs to be brought up, this is a another way to keep the poor in an endless debt cycle, while skirting regulation with the most bullshit ways. Besides, I feel it was all worth it for the line "I call dingo".
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John Oliver, how have I missed you. Jack Skeleton posted:Total evisceration of the student loan issue. Hearing for profit schools preying on brain damaged veterans was the cherry on a bullshit sundae.
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so Obi-Wan Kenobi was just doing his 60 Minutes impression?
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Echo Chamber posted:Obi-Wan Kenobi was doing his 60 Minutes impression. You'll stop now? These aren't the droids you're looking for.
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I really liked the "How is Ayn Rand Still a Thing" segment.
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Gonz posted:Detective Jeff Goldblum interrogating $2,500 worth of cash was magnificent. My video reaction to that segment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2YgZX9Thm0
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sbaldrick posted:The pun run we deserve is John making a pun on the show, screaming "Oh God I've summoned him", Andy showing up and doing a pun run on whatever topic they are talking about then Andy leaving and it's never explained. I want that, and one day, I want a visual fuckeuolgy.
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Relentlessboredomm posted:That was absolutely fantastic. Good god. I still can't believe he actually played those clips to crush Snowden's spirit, but the ensuing discussion made it all the better. The fact he tells John not to give in and change his behavior because of government intrusion is very  But we will consider him the bad guy because we cannot bear to face the tough questions and harsh truths of life.
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Celery Face posted:Well, there was that time where someone called in about his son's SATS, only he said "STD's" instead. The host kept him on for over a minute. I'm wondering if the host knew he was trolling, the 600 score should have been a tip off.
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John Oliver will need to get a dog on the SCOTUS, cause Scalia is now dead.
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:A man more deserving of a gently caress-youlogy, there is not. I dunno, Dick Cheney would deserve one, equal to if not more than Scalia.
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Mavric posted:It is not TDS or LWT's fault for appearing like journalism. Its journalism's fault for appearing like comedy.
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njsykora posted:God bless New Zealand. John was so giddy for that segment.
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Feb 15, 2016 05:43
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If someone was rich enough to finance their own campaign, could they just pay the party dues out of their own pocket and then be like "I'm good, and just show up for free food, and miss the call center?
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I thought TransOnions were born Scallions, but identify as Onions.
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stone cold posted:Sesame Street was awesome, though I wish he could spend more time on the UK ripping Hameron and the Tories a new one. I agree, the fact that David Cameron hosed a dead pig should never be forgotten.
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Kevyn posted:Elmo comin', yo. You come at the Grouch, you best not miss.
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SlothfulCobra posted:Nah, Trump University is both more expensive and less useful than anything you'd get from a degree mill. Trump's not even a good con man, it's disgraceful. I think you mean to say Trump not being a good con man is 
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Jonas Albrecht posted:I'm sure if I am careful I can make up that $19,500 though. Don't worry, I'm 30 and I have come to the sobering realization that I will never be able to retire. I will be working till I am put in the grave. 
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The Cheshire Cat posted:Apparently Cameron is resigning because of the brexit vote and Scotland is saying they want to have another vote to leave the UK. If they keep melting down at this rate it's going to be full on Children of Men within a year. That could be interesting, seeing Scotland leave the UK, and then join the EU like the next day. I'd like to see Northern Ireland leave, maybe they will join back up with Ireland. Question, over/under 5 years for UK to realize the mistake they have made and beg to get back into the EU?
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Looking at the map of how people voted, Scotland and Northern Ireland voted stay while England and Wales voted to leave http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-36616028 Also, U referendum: UK 'must not delay leaving' aka, UK, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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Atomizer posted:I was actually thinking that this is exactly how the rest of the world should respond. I have nothing against the UK, but the situation should be dealt with harshly to communicate the gravity of the decision, and to discourage the rest of the EU members from precipitating a total dissolution. The other EU members will have a harder go of it, as most if not all have adopted the Euro. Reintroducing their old currency will be an expensive proposition. My guess, any other country looking to leave the EU will be looking at the UK's economy and gauge it from there. Asiina posted:I hope this helps people in the US realize their votes matter, since I still have people saying that they want to vote Trump because it'll be hilarious. At what point does ironic voting for Trump become unironic voting for Trump?
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Jun 24, 2016 17:52
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Did John do a segment about Hollywood accounting or something? Anyway, I liked John's hate mail segment. Good insults are hard to come by, and can be very creative.
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VagueRant posted:Holy poo poo, that Gingrich interview. That was like a Colbert Report bit but its real life! Pack it up, truthiness has gone mainstream...
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The app thing was Bezos was reported on 04/01/2016, that, that was an April Fool's prank right?
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Demiurge4 posted:Americans are pretty paranoid about that stuff. In Denmark its considered normal and courteous to leave your baby outside the window when you eat in a restaurant. A couple was arrested in America for doing this some years ago. Just cultural norms. Normally, Americans leave babies in a how car and they roast to death. Us Americans are so stupid, we needed laws to tell parents not to leave children in cars because exceptions to situations hurt our brains.
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The fact that it looked like the banks were not held accountable, especially after their actions which was arguably fraudulent, stuck in some people's craw. That's why Occupy Wall Street happened, for all the good it did. There was one conviction of a low level banker, not even a trial for some of the higher ups. The rust belt folks saw Clinton and linked her with Wall Street's interests. Whether that is the case in reality or not, Clinton did not do enough to counter that. The auto bailouts are a different story. Had they not happened, you might only have Ford as the domestic auto company.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Your sweet baby child turned quiet and unresponsive overnight? Must've been swapped with a changeling by the fairies! Gotta be careful about those changelings, they started the Dominion War...
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Azhais posted:They don't want to interrupt the second civil war, drat decent of them really That's good, it's a really nice movie. Funfact, it's financed by HBO, and directed by Joe Dante: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGKBfew6hSU
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Asiina posted:So was the direction just a contest about who can overact the most? In a satire/comedy? Probably.
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Yes, I'm sure forced wealth distribution will work out fine, and people won't equate it with Marxism at all...
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