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Oh, here we go. Now Cena is just burying Wyatt and his gimmick. Welcome back, same terrible loving John Cena who has been around since you stopped rapping.
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Apr 29, 2014 09:26
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Sandow is really cool and I love him.
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Apr 29, 2014 09:39
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All the promo's went on too long. -Bray sang too long, then it felt like 5 minutes passed as Bray laughed with the kid on his lap. -Paul Heyman backstage assuring Cesaro made a good decision aligning with him, despite being a liar... what? -Hugh Jackman segment started out good, then it kept going with Magneto trying to super power grab the mic. -John's backstage promo was just plain stupid and shouldn't have been aired at all. -The Brie / Bryan backstage segment ending was hilarious calling Steph a bitch, but it was stupid to have Brie shiver like that for 5 minutes before hand. -Lana's stupid "accent" was too annoying to listen to as she said something about the Bulgarian bare footed fatty.
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Apr 29, 2014 09:50
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ijii posted:All the promo's went on too long. I sort of agree on the Bray thing, but I don't think it hurt it overall. I completely disagree on the X-Men stuff, I thought it started off kind of weak and then got great when Sandow came out.
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Apr 29, 2014 09:52
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Isn't Lana's accent at least partially real? She did legit grow up in Latvia.
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Apr 29, 2014 09:54
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TheJoker138 posted:Isn't Lana's accent at least partially real? She did legit grow up in Latvia.
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Apr 29, 2014 09:58
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Your Friend posted:Sandow is really cool and I love him. Want to emptyquote this because it's the truth.
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Apr 29, 2014 10:08
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mkay0 posted:Three hours is just so loving long, ugh. I usually start an hour late on dvr and fast forward a lot of poo poo. For some reason, I thought watching it strait through from the start was a good idea. I'll never do that again. The secret is doing something else while watching. I was messing around in FFXIV while watching Raw.
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Apr 29, 2014 10:54
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I pretty much do the same. I do a lot of work from home in the evenings so half-paying attention to midcard matches with no build isn't difficult, and then when the show gets my attention, cool. I generally still watch all the good matches and every segment that doesn't make me want to drill a hole in my brain due to all the fremdschamen. Yeah, I used it in a sentence. What.
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Apr 29, 2014 11:11
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Wierd rear end RAW, in hind sight only liked the opening and the Usos/Rybaxel match. Also guys, hey guys, you like RVD right guys, RVD is cool, let's add him to the Cesaro/Swagger feud, that would be cool right guys... guys? Also John Cena just saw a bunch of children follow a crazy cult leader... better talk about Bray riding home on a donkey! Good lord... Blooming Brilliant fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Apr 29, 2014 |
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Apr 29, 2014 11:20
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The opening promo was cool and I liked that Cena teased a "YOU PEOPLE" promo. And then I felt like Raw went off a cliff and I slept through the rest.
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Apr 29, 2014 11:40
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I really liked the Barret vs. Sheamus match. If that was in the middle of a Wrestlemania, I wouldn't be disappointed.
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Apr 29, 2014 11:51
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That's probably the closest the Diva's division has gotten to having a storyline.
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Apr 29, 2014 11:52
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Action Shakespeare posted:That's probably the closest the Diva's division has gotten to having a storyline. I liked the Single White Female storyline with Mickey stalking Trish.
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Apr 29, 2014 11:53
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They also had that storyline where Michelle McCool and Layla called Mickie James fat for a couple months. My only gripe with the opening bit is that anything that organically pops up with the crowd has to be run into the loving ground for the next month. Surprised they didn't have Lawler stand up and tell everyone to sing.
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Apr 29, 2014 12:07
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DEAR RICHARD posted:My girlfriend thinks Reigns is hot. By giving us this personal information we can now narrow down your identity to any person in the world who has a girlfriend. We're getting closer!
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Apr 29, 2014 12:09
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So basically Cena is now Ned Flanders, every time he should be venting falling back on doodily woodily nonsense. "For God's sake Bray breathe through your drat mouth!"
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Apr 29, 2014 12:30
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No wonder the Rhodes Scholars broke up. Magneto and Dr. Doom never got along.
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Apr 29, 2014 12:52
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Raw was ok. Though I fast forwarded most of it so maybe that's why
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Apr 29, 2014 13:28
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Raw was pretty entertaining. I loved the Wyatt segment and I get some kind of odd enjoyment out of watching horror movie monster Kane. For whatever reason Shield/Evolution isn't clicking with me as much as I want it to, but that match will likely own so whatever. More importantly, where the heck are all the stipulations for Extreme Rules? I thought every match was supposed to have an "extreme" stip?
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Apr 29, 2014 13:42
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Professor Funk posted:Raw was pretty entertaining. I loved the Wyatt segment and I get some kind of odd enjoyment out of watching horror movie monster Kane. For whatever reason Shield/Evolution isn't clicking with me as much as I want it to, but that match will likely own so whatever. Some matches can just be no DQ with no extra stip ya know.
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Apr 29, 2014 13:46
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Professor Funk posted:Raw was pretty entertaining. I loved the Wyatt segment and I get some kind of odd enjoyment out of watching horror movie monster Kane. For whatever reason Shield/Evolution isn't clicking with me as much as I want it to, but that match will likely own so whatever. So far the extreme matches are El Torito/Hornswoggle (TLC) and I guess Cena/Wyatt (Cage match).
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Apr 29, 2014 13:48
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Shima Honnou posted:So far the extreme matches are El Torito/Hornswoggle (TLC) and I guess Cena/Wyatt (Cage match). Kane/Bryan is an Extreme Rules match. At least this year we don't have an I Quit match to sit through, or a Strap match.
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Apr 29, 2014 13:49
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Fun Raw. Nothing fantastic aside from the opening, which I loved, but a solid show. I'm quite looking forward to Extreme Rules. The build, though not perfect, has been pretty drat good for a B-show and most of the matches have at least had solid attempts at build thus far.
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Apr 29, 2014 13:54
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Onmi posted:Some matches can just be no DQ with no extra stip ya know. Fair. I guess you can say something for not overloading the card with weird stipulations.
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Apr 29, 2014 13:55
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sportsgenius86 posted:Fun Raw. Nothing fantastic aside from the opening, which I loved, but a solid show. I'm quite looking forward to Extreme Rules. The build, though not perfect, has been pretty drat good for a B-show and most of the matches have at least had solid attempts at build thus far. I guess. I want to see the SHIELD, Bray, BNB, and Bryan matches. Not sure if it has been said here but Cesaro vs Swagger vs RVD has been confirmed, which honestly I would have prefered a stip added to another Cesaro/Swagger match as apposed to RVD being added. Although I just thought now they could do a spot where RVD attempts to do a 5-star splash onto Swagger only for Cesaro to intercept with an uppercut, that I'd like to see.
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Apr 29, 2014 14:00
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I hope this week's script leaks and Sandow's whole segment and everything he was supposed to say is just listed as "Be Magneto".
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Apr 29, 2014 14:02
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Sandow is a great supervillain because he almost killed me with laughter when he announced "I AM MAGNETO!"
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I wonder if Brie vs Steph will get added to the card or just happen during Kane/Bryan.
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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:I guess. I want to see the SHIELD, Bray, BNB, and Bryan matches. Not sure if it has been said here but Cesaro vs Swagger vs RVD has been confirmed, which honestly I would have prefered a stip added to another Cesaro/Swagger match as apposed to RVD being added. Apparently it's an elimination match.
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I really don't like the Cesaro as a heel you're supposed to support thing. All his offense is the type of poo poo people love to cheer for, he was totally primed to be a breakout babyface after winning the battle royal and turning on Zeb. They've over thought this and made it too complicated when the simple method would have been the best, now people are just loving confused. It doesn't help that all of Heyman's promos are 99% about Brock and then "Oh yeah, I manage Cesaro too."
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Tato posted:I really don't like the Cesaro as a heel you're supposed to support thing. All his offense is the type of poo poo people love to cheer for, he was totally primed to be a breakout babyface after winning the battle royal and turning on Zeb. They've over thought this and made it too complicated when the simple method would have been the best, now people are just loving confused. It doesn't help that all of Heyman's promos are 99% about Brock and then "Oh yeah, I manage Cesaro too." They probably intended to make him a babyface full on, and then they stopped and looked and went "oh wait WE HAVE NO loving HEELS"
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Apr 29, 2014 14:49
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That first segment was decent, Cena was decent, then he had to ruin it with a donkey promo. Cena always manages to do poo poo like this.
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Apr 29, 2014 14:51
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Oh hey WWE booked a full card for a B-show why couldn't you do this consistently when I was running the predictions game? 
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Apr 29, 2014 14:53
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Extreme rules should be extremely strict rules where you get dqed after having a guy on the ropes for a 1-count. Also I legit want pics of those dogs from the OP because we got a found a puppy last week that lives with us now 
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Apr 29, 2014 14:57
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Cena trying to be The Rock is the worst because The Rock is incredibly dated and really only worked in that period of time plus Cena doesn't have the natural charisma to pull it off. But A+ to the children's choir, Magneto, and Kane getting a wrench to the face. Was having a really lovely day and needed the laugh.
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Apr 29, 2014 15:08
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At first I thought Bryan hit him with a hammer and it made me flash back to Vader. "YOU HIT ME WITH A BALL PEEN HAMMER!"
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Apr 29, 2014 15:12
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Hi I liked the magneto segment, though I really wish that King would have shut the gently caress up during it.
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It's probably a coincidence, but I like how Bryan attacking Kane sort of mirrors one of Kane's earliest appearances where Ahmed Johnson showed up and smashed Kane's head with a wrench. It was the first time Kane was ever really knocked down and he still sat up seconds later.
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