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SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.

Skion posted:

Pictures from the suzhou event~


ded bodies and a huge-rear end lightning storm


Jet Li's goku power cannot be contained by mere mortals


That's some serious chinagame morality

Totally fun event, would play again 10/10
Drops demon soul chasing books, and TV set skills.

Is there a server notification of this? Or do you have to be in Suzhou to see it?

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SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Just finished the Palace of Shifting Flower entrance quests and they were hilarious. You have to tell the guide like 10 times how horrible, inferior creatures men are and how they should serve us then I had to make makeup and new clothing for the tsundere leader.

e- Now the sidequests are making me bake cakes, do laundry :stare:

Getting mixed messages?

Also, do we still have the wiki from forever ago?

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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I would like to remind everyone that Chinacompany is literally Hitler.



Basically I played AoW a while ago on BD, spent about $120. Got bored stopped playing. Came back tried new toon on SV, realized SV is poop, tried to come back to BD. Find this poo poo. $120 down the shitter. Do Google search. Apparently a bunch of players got randomly banned during that time by retard-tier autoban. I would file a complaint with the BBB, but Snail USA already has an F- rating.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.
I want the new set simply for the "Paint me like one of your French girls" pose. It's a must for my Rootless.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.
Oh boy, chat porn. *Poppy corns*

On unrelated news, the new set comes with levels 4-6 if you get it before the 25th, at least on SV it does. Might actually spend $20 on a "micro"transaction now.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
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Where does one get Jade Fragments? How many times can you usually use a workbench before it expires?

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.

FebrezeNinja posted:


2) All workshops last six hours. T1 looms and benches can make six items, T2 can make five. Both tiers of blocks make two items, but you only get like ten minutes of leeway with a t2.

Same rules apply to Herbalist pot, I presume?

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.
Life on SV recorded during school wars:

On the subject of school wars. I'm currently in a nice 4v15 Emei vs Wudang battle, as Vagrant helping the defenders. It seems all School Wars are like this. Probably because they're also during kidnap hours. That being said, easy way of being in top 20 on winning side (hint, it will be defenders every time). Ez loot.

Market is potato. Lots of people selling, few are buying. Though prices for most things are stabilizing to their WT equivalents. Monkey Skin scam has not worked yet, but I'm confident that sooner or later one of the pay2win spergs with too much money will bite. Most people on this server are fairly new though, or are at least scrubs from other servers, and therefore behave exactly the same as the newbs if only with a sense of unearned elitism.

Drunken Master is... Strong. So it has an instant cast counter attack, a good amount of disable. High crit chance due to one skill, lots of hits in attacks, fast parry. Its CC leaves a bit to be desired, not that it's bad, because once you manage to knock someone down it's easy to keep them down and chain combos. It would be a mediocre set if it wasn't for the fact that not only do 4 of the damage skills have really high base damage as well as scale of both breath/brawn, but combined with the many hits and increased crit chance, you're going to be raging and criting A LOT. Maybe having 500 damage on a charge skill isn't big poo poo on other servers, but when you're only on inner 2 it sure as hell wrecks people. It also seems to scale of vitamin boozatin tolerance in terms of damage, but the value so far is low (+8). Granted so is my tolerance. Don't actually know if this set is on other servers, mostly because I came from Wulin.

Server seems to have mostly recovered from prayer event. Which was running on the server when it wasn't supposed too. So a bunch of spergs spent $1k to get Jianghu inner, and were able to access 2nd inner content before it was actually out.

When it eventually merges with WT, I expect to be in a competitive state due to being able to abuse the low server pop.

Goon presence on this server leaves much to be desired.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.
It's basically a themepark MMO with a sandboxy end-game. It does that pretty well, but if you hate themepark MMOs I don't think you'll find the end-game to be worth it.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.
Any one know the requirements for the priest's knife random encounter? Or if you've had the random encounter can you tell me what your aligment/rep/etc. was at the time? Trying to chop off my dong.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.
6 Hour GCC hard attempt on SV. I rage quit after the failed 8th attempt on the last boss, dear god I could have spent that time grinding monkey skin.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.
So I finished my 6th identity Shen quest. But I didn't get level 5 skills. Only options left for me are dailies and graduation. Did I miss something or am I going to have to deal with support?

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.

PassiveSentence posted:

Maybe an NPC sells the higher level skills?


http://www.ageofwushu.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=23174
It's a blast from the past, guest starring bullets guy :kiddo:

Only level 6+ are sold by NPC

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
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gently caress it I'm a retard. Apparently you get it at 4th identity and I already had it and didn't realize.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Haquer posted:




Cold shouldered him. I guess sometime I should tell him I'm a guy so he stops flirting with me every other day :v:

Cyber with him. When he reaches down there respond "And you find a massive throbbing cock. You can cry if you want too, I hear tears make the best lube."

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.

Delamore posted:

Just complain loudly and they'll almost always cave in

I complained very loudly, they stopped responding to me.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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YAY! I CAN FINALLY CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING MEANINGFUL.

Since a couple people asked for goonwiki stuff, I have a backup of the public info, and some of my own stuff from the Goonwiki. I was mirrorring/editing poo poo for my guild that played Wulin, so it's set to private and because Shoutwiki is bad I can't change it to public without dumping the wiki. So you can go here

http://aop.shoutwiki.com/

log in with
User: Goon
PW: GoonTang

If you wanna, you can rehost it on something that's not poo poo. You should have access to all the template files that I've emulated from the original Goonwiki. Lemme know if you don't.

EDIT: Basically what you're interested in is the sects info.

SweetBro fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jun 10, 2014

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
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No, Wulin is (was) as goon barren as SV.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Anyone think that the Jade Edition would go on sale during Steam's summer sale thingy?

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Can you have more than one Random Encounter per day? Assuming possessions don't count as RE.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Third World Reggin posted:

Those fancy give gifts enough quests

I have literally never gotten one of these. I would gift alleged quest givers the favored gift to region for like a week, every day maxing affinity change. Befriend them. Then at some point their disposition just randomly resets and no quests are given.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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What are the requirements to get into Mt. Hooha via battlefield?

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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So my jailbreak failed because I got bugged out. I was unable activate the pressure plate. Now I miss today's TP, spies, and kidnaps. I'm not sure if I hate Chinagame more or that the scrubs who chased me around for a half hour to put me in jail.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Step 1) Farm kills of afk people
Step 2) Have more kills than him
Step 3) Join guild
Step 4) Get promoted to leader
Step 5) Disband

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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So Jade Frags come from new pay2win silver trade event. I wonder how the poor fucker whom I sold my 20 frags for 28L a pop the other day feels.
:smug:

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Haquer posted:

I really really do not understand their pricing scheme. They can't honestly think most people (who aren't spoiled rich kids or morons with more dollars than sense) would drop that amount of money, surely.

$0.03 per tael is a ridiculous price and then wanting 20 ding worth of money for a camel is just :eyepop:

That said, there will be several running around soon I'm sure.

I can guarantee you that they will make bank. I've seen far too many people with 3+ Jade Frag sets and $50 cat-girl costumes running around to presume they wouldn't line up their wallets for Snail's power infused hot dickings.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Seriously, anyone know the requirements for the RE that drops the priests knife or whatever knife it is to castrate yourself? I saw something that resembled it called evil-buddhist's knife, so I've been showering every evil priest and/or buddhist I've met with gifts.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Sweet! Finally some progress. Was he called a monk, or did he look like a monk (IE did he look Shoalin)?

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Natalie_Luna posted:

pretty sure it said monk and he looked like one

Great! Thanks!

On an unrelated note the frequency of my encounters with beggars is inversely proportionate to my infamy

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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While a lot of the things he mentioned are a stretch, if you read to his second post he does bring up a good solid piece of evidence. How does Snail know that he made two orders for the total of 8D? The only entities that exist with access to that information are himself, TPL, the bank, and Skrill (if I understood correctly they're basically the transaction processor for TPL). Since this information has never been processed by Snail or any of it's servers then it means it would have had to been acquired from either TPL or Skrill the latter being more likely.

Honestly as much as I am buttmad at Snail for unjustly banning my WT account, I'm pretty sure they're too loving incompetent to orchestrate something like this. From a programming perspective the concepts tracking illicit ling is loving retarded, so they're likely just tracking various transactions made on Skrill, probably because Snail is like their "large" only customer because why the gently caress would anyone use that poo poo when Google Pay/PayPal/Amazon/Zen Cart/etc make for exponentially better payment processors?

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Cao Ni Ma posted:

The game seems to have a lot of meat hidden down there with how custom styles and lost skills could work. Also how you upgrade your characters attacks and stats.

This is the poo poo I care about. I initially dismissed it cause it looked like a class based game, where I'm more of a guy who's into EVE-like character progression. Elaborate on the custom styles and lost skills.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Something back on the Wushu topic. So I got Iron Headbutt (Yang Hard) and I'm using an Ice Chi (Yin Soft). When I use wine to change it's properties, I can only change one at a time. So if I change it to Yang Soft, will I get my %20 bonus damage from my inner or do I have to spend both wines to turn it into Yin Soft?

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Natalie_Luna posted:



Snail always manages to bait some fool I guess, who is this even..

I saw a few people running around with one on SV. I don't think it has anything to do with baiting, the Snail CEO flat out admitted that the game is designed for people who are willing to spend ~$600 a month on it.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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So today I get to post my first chatp0rn, live from SV.



I think he was upset by the fact that I compared the relevancy of his guild to the dried cum stain behind my couch.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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I thought we all agreed to let this thread/game die already.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Haquer posted:

The thread was less than a month from auto archival and here we are :getin:
But mom, I want to get off Mr. Snail's Wild Ride.


ponzicar posted:

It does seem like it's going to be even more grindy and pay2win than its pc counterpart though

I refuse to believe that's physically possible.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Zipline posted:

It was pretty pronounced at the very top tiers that a lot of goons played at. I didn't feel it as strongly because I never had the reaction time for real PvP, but a friend of mine started up when we were already Spiritually Balanced and struggled for a while. Eventually he rerolled as Wudang and used their OP internal combined with the Tangmen dart set to rout people conning red and purple to him. It's possible but requires specific builds and crazy skill, in other words.

And then they released Iron Headbutt, and made darts a joke.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Liberatore posted:

It's still alive in the same way a vegetable with third degree burns is alive.
Do people still play this poo poo in Chinatown?

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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Third World Reggin posted:

trip report

bad pokemon game, generic, but lol the berserker gets a skill to run his shoulder into the enemy. The less health the beserker has, the more damage it does. He can also use it on allies to speed up their casting.

Shalhavet posted:

Assassin is some weird cross of tangmen and emei? Has a <30% execution type thing. Game has flying skills.

What the gently caress are you nerds even talking about?

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SweetBro
May 12, 2014

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I gotta admit, those flying skills look pretty cool.

How do they control? Do you actually get to fly around where ever you want and poo poo like a jet fighter, or is it the retarded Blade And Souls/WoW, jump from node 1 to node 2.

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