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Snowdens Secret posted:This story is hilariously barefaced nonsense Awe poo poo. I'm handing in my resignation now! My wife, who is a russian spy, confirmed this to be a credible source of information ready for dissemination to our troops across the American Nation.
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SketchesOfSpain01 posted:Also guys. Gals. People...do this survey. Tell the Navy hows u doin and poo poo. Tell 'em how to keep you Navy. Tell them they suck. I don't care. Just get your voice heard:  welp
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SketchesOfSpain01 posted:So apparantly the Russian's SU-24 can jam Aegis ships? quote:After the incident, the foreign media reported that "Donald Cook" was rushed into a port in Romania. There all the 27 members of the crew filed a letter of resignation. It seems that all 27 people have written that they are not going to risk their lives. This is indirectly confirmed by the Pentagon statement according to which the action demoralized the crew of the American ship. Ya this story sounds legit.
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SketchesOfSpain01 posted:Awe poo poo. I'm handing in my resignation now! I'm just amazed that all 27 of the crew resigned, you'd think one guy would hang around just to play Captain Of One until a new crew showed up
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Snowdens Secret posted:This was like every week with us for a while. It became a game to see who would get caught sober enough to be called back, culminating in guys chugging 40s in the parking lot before driving home. Of course we weren't clinic corpsmen and didn't, you know, live in the barracks right by work or anything That's ridiculous. It's not really a frequent thing. It was a little more complicated of a situation that we were getting recalled for but who cares. Got that Memorial day to look forward to. 
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May 2, 2014 22:52
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the screens went blank !!
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May 2, 2014 22:53
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krispykremessuck posted:the screens went blank !! Without any other frame of reference for this exclamation, I'll just use my imagination... You were looking at your C-Way app, getting all psyched for your reenlistment, then the screen went blank.
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May 2, 2014 22:55
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Snowdens Secret posted:I'm just amazed that all 27 of the crew resigned, you'd think one guy would hang around just to play Captain Of One until a new crew showed up Force Shaping, Warrior Semen.
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SketchesOfSpain01 posted:Without any other frame of reference for this exclamation, I'll just use my imagination...  Su-24
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krispykremessuck posted:the screens went blank !! This exactly how radar jamming works, I should know. 
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krispykremessuck posted:the screens went blank !! Dare them to try it again on a different destroyer where the ETs and FCs do their loving PMS.
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orange juche posted:Dare them to try it again on a different destroyer where the ETs and FCs do their loving PMS. This is a joke post, right?
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orange juche posted:Dare them to try it again on a different destroyer where the ETs and FCs do their loving PMS. Uhh, yes. Because PMS prevents jam from gunking up my scope on a "Aegis" suite. 
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vulturesrow posted:This is a joke post, right? I haven't read any other source about any destroyer in the black sea suddenly making port, but I am pretty sure radars don't just shut off when they are jammed. Odds are they had a malfunction unrelated to what any russian anything was doing and had to make port, and russia is using it as a propaganda point. Could also be lovely google translated page as well, as it looks like it was kind of machine translated.  E: Read a page on CNN of all things, no "sudden failure of anything" was claimed, but eh, I trust naval equipment about this much, which is not really much at all. orange juche fucked around with this message at 00:45 on May 3, 2014 |
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orange juche posted:I haven't read any other source about any destroyer in the black sea suddenly making port, but I am pretty sure radars don't just shut off when they are jammed. Odds are they had a malfunction unrelated to what any russian anything was doing and had to make port, and russia is using it as a propaganda point. I believe the article was for domestic consumption, and then translated for posterity. I doubt the source is any more credible than Mark Levin or the Korean Central News Agency. It is here for its comedy value. Like their comments thread: quote:When we talk about the most powerful country in the world it is not usa!! it is Russia!! And this is no horseshit, they had 22,000 warheads in 1932 when usa was on pamppers. Now it is even more powerful than ever!!! americans are so ignorant that they think the usa is a powerful country. usa bellogs to the brits 100%, and are the poppets of the UK with their negro poppet slave in the white house!
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No you see glorious fatherland Sukhoi driver looked into the porthole windows on the warship hull and he could see the CRT screens on the imperialist Aegis going blank
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SketchesOfSpain01 posted:Like their comments thread: Because anyone had missiles in 1932 lol
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quote:negro poppet slave
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SketchesOfSpain01 posted:Uhh, yes. Because PMS prevents jam from gunking up my scope on a "Aegis" suite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0 this is my understanding of how aegis works, how close am i?
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orange juche posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0 http://youtu.be/b3_lVSrPB6w edit: someone else explain how Aegis is not a singular system, but a brand name for a collection of systems that allow for practically complete dominance in a warfare environment, and that SPY-1_ (the thing that most people see and associate with destroyers and cruisers) has a power output that can make birds fall out the sky fully cooked by radiofreq energy -- therefore jamming it is a comical thing because we just increase power to overcome raspberries. A Bad King fucked around with this message at 00:54 on May 3, 2014 |
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SketchesOfSpain01 posted:http://youtu.be/b3_lVSrPB6w Jesus I am saving that link, it owns.
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According to open-source, the SPY can put out 6 MW of power. Wikipedia AEGIS Combat System if anyone actually wants a basic rundown of the suite.
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orange juche posted:Jesus I am saving that link, it owns. Now that we've cleared up this matter, lets get to the more important topic: why the hell do you have some anime girl for your av? Since I am a kind and compassionate noble, I'm not going to make fun of you. Hopefully moker will be along shortly to do my dirty work.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I don't think they fly signal flags at hospitals. They have some weird colored flags that fly out on some ship mast looking thing with weird colors going along. All I know about them is we can't fly the ensign lower than them if we're at half mast. So my friend's fiance just got told in boot camp that he's going to be an MM Nuke, when will he find out how lovely his life is? She's asking me questions like I know the answer.
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vulturesrow posted:Since I am a kind and compassionate noble, I'm not going to make fun of you. gently caress that. I'll start. TAR AND FEATHER ORANGE JUICE. MAKE HIM WALK! HE ALSO PRETENDS TO BE A SPACE JEW ON THE MMO HMO FORUM!
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vulturesrow posted:Now that we've cleared up this matter, lets get to the more important topic: why the hell do you have some anime girl for your av? Since I am a kind and compassionate noble, I'm not going to make fun of you. Hopefully moker will be along shortly to do my dirty work. Because I can't find a decent thing to turn into a big AV. It is amazingly difficult to fit an image into 180x200 and it still look decent, I suppose i could replace it with a giant flaming skull gif or something else suitably retarded that you would see as a phone background circa mid 2000's.
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Pandasmores posted:They have some weird colored flags that fly out on some ship mast looking thing with weird colors going along. All I know about them is we can't fly the ensign lower than them if we're at half mast. Your friend's soon to be cheating ex fiancé? If he's in bootcamp the lovely life started already. And you don't get "told in bootcamp" that you're going in as a nuke.
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poopkitty posted:Your friend's soon to be cheating ex fiancé? If he's in bootcamp the lovely life started already. And you don't get "told in bootcamp" that you're going in as a nuke. if it still works the same they do tell you if you're going to be mm et or em tho
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poopkitty posted:Your friend's soon to be cheating ex fiancé? If he's in bootcamp the lovely life started already. And you don't get "told in bootcamp" that you're going in as a nuke. No, he knew he was going to be a Nuke, I guess he didn't know what specialty.
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Pandasmores posted:No, he knew he was going to be a Nuke, I guess he didn't know what specialty. Doesn't change the first question
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Pandasmores posted:So my friend's fiance just got told in boot camp that he's going to be an MM Nuke, when will he find out how lovely his life is?
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Welding NEC also gives a few extra bucks too doesn't it? And on a sub it hardly ever gets actually used.
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ded posted:Welding NEC also gives a few extra bucks too doesn't it? And on a sub it hardly ever gets actually used. not that i recall requalifying every 6 months was a pain in the balls but overall i'm really glad i did the school. very helpful on resumes in my field as well
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I'm loling pretty hard at that story. That's not to say that SPY isn't susceptible to jamming, or that the SU-24 can't carry the hypothetically correct kind of jammer, but just lol at all of it. I'm too lazy to check if anyone in D&D is quoting it.
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genderstomper58 posted:not that i recall No bonus. About that requal. We went like two years without proficiency welds, so we had to do a one week refresher course to requalify. It was time spent away from the boat, so it was worth it.
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Guys everything from RT is bullshit russian state propaganda. Don't believe a single drat thing you read from it.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Guys everything from RT is bullshit russian state propaganda. Don't believe a single drat thing you read from it. i know you're a little slow (swo) but I don't think anyone does
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Mr. Nice! posted:Guys everything from RT is bullshit russian state propaganda. Don't believe a single drat thing you read from it. Do you mean I shouldn't believe that all 27 of the crew of the Donald Cook resigned? I was drafting my letter of resignation for Monday morning and everything.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Guys everything from RT is bullshit russian state propaganda. Don't believe a single drat thing you read from it. Only trust Glenn Beck for your news.
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Seqenenra posted:Only trust Glenn Beck for your news. So no Bill O'Reilly then? Asking for a friend.
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