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LordNad posted:My bank account and penis both disagree with you. Was she a dependapotamus?
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Booblord Zagats posted:Not if she was on heroin/coke/meth/crank/etc I love you.
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So apparantly the Russian's SU-24 can jam Aegis ships? http://indian.ruvr.ru/2014_04_21/Russian-Su-24-scores-off-against-the-American-USS-Donald-Cook-5786/
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May 2, 2014 21:57
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Also guys. Gals. People...do this survey. Tell the Navy hows u doin and poo poo. Tell 'em how to keep you Navy. Tell them they suck. I don't care. Just get your voice heard: http://www.dodretention.org/ This is a serious post on a serious forum thread.
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scroogle nmaps posted:I'm the anti-botnet password that never changes. Regardless, I felt that they asked the right questions. It took me 15 minutes, and I felt a little better after answering the survey. No  required.You should do it. 
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May 2, 2014 22:14
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Snowdens Secret posted:This story is hilariously barefaced nonsense Awe poo poo. I'm handing in my resignation now! My wife, who is a russian spy, confirmed this to be a credible source of information ready for dissemination to our troops across the American Nation.
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krispykremessuck posted:the screens went blank !! Without any other frame of reference for this exclamation, I'll just use my imagination... You were looking at your C-Way app, getting all psyched for your reenlistment, then the screen went blank.
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May 2, 2014 22:55
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orange juche posted:Dare them to try it again on a different destroyer where the ETs and FCs do their loving PMS. Uhh, yes. Because PMS prevents jam from gunking up my scope on a "Aegis" suite. 
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May 3, 2014 00:38
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orange juche posted:I haven't read any other source about any destroyer in the black sea suddenly making port, but I am pretty sure radars don't just shut off when they are jammed. Odds are they had a malfunction unrelated to what any russian anything was doing and had to make port, and russia is using it as a propaganda point. I believe the article was for domestic consumption, and then translated for posterity. I doubt the source is any more credible than Mark Levin or the Korean Central News Agency. It is here for its comedy value. Like their comments thread: quote:When we talk about the most powerful country in the world it is not usa!! it is Russia!! And this is no horseshit, they had 22,000 warheads in 1932 when usa was on pamppers. Now it is even more powerful than ever!!! americans are so ignorant that they think the usa is a powerful country. usa bellogs to the brits 100%, and are the poppets of the UK with their negro poppet slave in the white house!
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May 3, 2014 00:41
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orange juche posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0 http://youtu.be/b3_lVSrPB6w edit: someone else explain how Aegis is not a singular system, but a brand name for a collection of systems that allow for practically complete dominance in a warfare environment, and that SPY-1_ (the thing that most people see and associate with destroyers and cruisers) has a power output that can make birds fall out the sky fully cooked by radiofreq energy -- therefore jamming it is a comical thing because we just increase power to overcome raspberries. A Bad King fucked around with this message at 00:54 on May 3, 2014 |
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May 3, 2014 00:51
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vulturesrow posted:Since I am a kind and compassionate noble, I'm not going to make fun of you. gently caress that. I'll start. TAR AND FEATHER ORANGE JUICE. MAKE HIM WALK! HE ALSO PRETENDS TO BE A SPACE JEW ON THE MMO HMO FORUM!
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PneumonicBook posted:You should stop being broken and buying mail in Russian wives. I am also drunk. Getting drunker. Drunk is grate. Who the gently caress calls themselves PneumaticBook on my shift thaetty gay. You must be either Eric, Nick, Sam, or maybe Derick Number 1. Possibly number 2, as he is always full of poo poo (haha hahah hahaha) but I digress. Edit: poo poo you FC. Wanna swap shifts, shipmate? A Bad King fucked around with this message at 05:03 on May 4, 2014 |
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at the date posted:Well, he's got us there. Irrefutable proof of our inferiority.
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May 5, 2014 19:24
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I don't have any coffee. Post your condolences now.
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May 5, 2014 19:26
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Gunktacular posted:Tell us what you did, so that we may not repeat your mistake. I failed to donate :5bux: to the shift's coffee mess.  poopkitty posted:I'm sorry you have allowed your life to get this bad. I also plan to reenlist. 
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May 5, 2014 23:41
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squarerandom posted:So they messed up my orders again while trying to fix the unit I drill with, so it seems like it'll be another month until I actually drill. So it's been like 3 months since I've done anything for the Navy. Cool beans. I hope they start another war so that the reservists can return to active duty.
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May 7, 2014 02:01
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Now I need to work on a master's while working. my free time Imagine still being active duty, working full time in your personal hell... And taking 4-5 classes per semester. This is my life. Save me.
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May 7, 2014 14:02
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Pandasmores posted:
The command pays nothing for TA, and the chit is routed through email directly to your CO. I think. Don't stress. TA is one of those things that only the service member applying could actually screw up.
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May 7, 2014 15:52
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PneumonicBook posted:Double posting because I'm on my phone and am incredibly lazy; you can always do US maps, but I'm not entirely sure how useful the piece of paper you get from that is, also don't forget about navy COOL. Obviously both of those are somewhat rate dependant, i.e. don't expect the navy to pay for an IT cert if you're a GSM. US Maps is time consuming, with many tasks a person is required to perform having little bearing on their actual position. I'm sitting on half of a admin cert because the remaining hours would require line items I cannot get signed off at the moment.
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Pandasmores posted:Not here. They have us route it up through our LPO, LCPO, SEL, DH, Watchbill Coordinator and then to the EDTRA officer. Wow. Just wow. I'm sorry. That is just putting up barriers to success. I would understand if it was pre-deployment time or an insurv, but if it does not affect the mission why not streamline that poo poo? A Bad King fucked around with this message at 17:08 on May 7, 2014 |
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TheQuietWilds posted:Week two of civilian life. I've got really nothing to do except bum around Philly until classes start on the 28th, so I took a day and walked over to my new campus to scope out the scene. Penn is the most beautiful college campus in the world, I'm convinced. The gym is four stories tall, and has a two story climbing wall, olympic pool, cross fit gym and a separate oly/powerlifting room - all with good hours and brand new equipment. My mind was blown by the sheer number of gorgeous women in yoga pants. Suck it, still-in-the-Navy people. Nioce.
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MancXVI posted:Current home status: my car That's a journey. I hate traveling in my car...
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May 7, 2014 22:33
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PneumonicBook posted:I don't know where here is, but there's nothing to route. Like you full out the application online and your co, or education officer if one is appointed, gets an email, then they click approve or disapprove. The only reason it can be disapproved is if you fail the general TA requirements (pfa, eval, I think there might be one other thing). I was thinking that they require their enlisted to file special request chits to even attend the TA training requirement, or possibly to use WebTA. Regardless, it is poo poo.
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May 7, 2014 23:51
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PneumonicBook posted:Maybe, but again, their being dumbasses about it. The WebTA brief requirement can be done simply by looking at their powerpoint that his base college office can just email him, and they literally can't stop him from using webTA. Sounds like a ridiculous policy put in place by a bunch of people that have never actually gone through the TA process and think that this is how it should be done. Like you said earlier all it is is obstacles to a sailor bettering him/herself. Sketches and my last CO's policy on TA was fantastic, he would approve your TA request pretty much the day you submitted it. He was a big proponent of education. Yep, and our new CO follows the same policy. I signed up for summer session classes through WebTA at 1900ish while on break last Wednesday and he approved them six minutes later. I was surprised that he was even in the building at that hour much less the speed at which he said "go." A Bad King fucked around with this message at 02:33 on May 8, 2014 |
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May 8, 2014 02:31
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LingcodKilla posted:Just curious how much freedom do sailors have during A school in Great Lakes? I was told a lot of them lose their poo poo being "adults" for their first time. Freedom isn't free. It costs a hefty fuckin' fee. Their parent command dictates their lives. It is a heavily structured environment.
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The navy really hates when people hack into their servers, especially if you're serving on their aircraft carrier. http://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...wpsrc=AG0003336 http://hamptonroads.com/2014/05/extruman-sailor-charged-massive-hacking-case What a little shithead. "Oh, I want to be just like Bradley Manning!" A Bad King fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 8, 2014 |
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May 8, 2014 23:14
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Stultus Maximus posted:The Navy should be deeply embarrassed that a douchenozzle like this was able to hack their poo poo. It happens every day. Chinese and Russian hacker groups are masters compared to this kid. This kid was just caught, and what made it more comical was that he was caught on the ship during working hours trying to "hax" his own ship. 
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May 9, 2014 01:15
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Noeland posted:Boot was laundry folding 101. Therefore: By that logic I loved every minute of my 5 years, 3 months, 8 days, and 14 hours of active duty. Every goddamn minute. Glad you took to your new career with such enthusiasm.
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Pandasmores posted:They are having HNs do seat belt checks because some people aren't wearing them. From the numbers it's mostly the contractors that go around trimming bushes and poo poo. ...Isn't this how the navy has operated for the past decade? The Nanny State always comes first to the highest-risk agencies....
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May 14, 2014 03:06
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Christoff posted:Anything is better than the awful yellow shirt/Despicable Me minion outfit. The shorts are cool when you cut out the lining but gently caress that shirt. Terrible fitting, too. It's alright at least a blue undershirt w/navy shorts is the unauthorized unofficial PT uniform Tucking it in. So wonderful.
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May 15, 2014 03:26
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Christoff posted:I need to carry around the reg that says it only needs to be tucked in for unit PT. Even if you're fit that shirt still makes you look fat and out of shape. They have this regulation because they didn't want it falling down past a woman's chest during calisthenics. It does make some sense, but by golly does it look absolutely absurd.
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Christoff posted:People actually fail the PRT run? I thought they just failed the weight Tear your ACL on your left knee and a few other ligaments in the right knee and try to run the PRT a year later. Happens.
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Pandasmores posted:How the hell do you fail sit ups? I have a lovely back that pops and cracks as I do them and leaves me with numb arms or legs and I still get a Good or Excellent hahahahaha. I failed my sit ups after a hernia surgery a long while back. Pride and overconfidence put me four sit ups below a sat.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Depends on the unit. If your goal is to do as little as possible while making some extra cash and keeping ultra-cheap health insurance (Tricare Reserve is like $50 a month) look for a Korea Det. It involves hanging out at NOSC and doing GMT and crosswords, then flying out to Korea once a year for Ulchi-Freedom Guardian. If there was a way to immortalize your advice I would. Let's get a fund together for a placard.
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Akula Raskolnikova posted:Yeah, they're all FMF here, and one dude that was dive med that's chill as gently caress. Every other instructor we've had talks about kicking in doors and shooting people in the face, even though they've had one deployment to Iraq in 2011 where they worked at a BAS, and spent the rest of the time doing sick call at Lejuene. It's a pretty dead giveaway that they show videos of their FMTB class to show how hardcore they are. I'm just tired of this place, I hope C school is better. Life gets better maybe
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Boon posted:Sasebo doesn't seem like an exciting place, but there is a lot of cool things to do in and around the area, and Japan in general, if you're not the typical get drunk erry night sailor. My second ship was a broke-dick FFG so I spent about a month and a half there on a WESTPAC. I would love to go westpac for my next tour...
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Booblord Zagats posted:Sup Navy thread. How's boats and poo poo? Hi. Boats are good. poo poo is okay. Advancements are occurring and not occurring.
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May has been a slow month for the Navy thread...
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Sir Lucius posted:It's the weekend, and the May Navy thread is terminal! My god. There is so much weirdness going on in that post... Who actually thinks like that? There seems to be more and more coming out of the woodwork. We had that poo poo in paranormal/conspiracy, but that forum is dead as nails.
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