|
Hell yeah. My roommate recently bought a crock-pot. I just dumped a poo poo load of chicken in there and emptied a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's into it.
|
#
¿
May 1, 2014 16:30
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 21, 2024 04:16 |
|
|
BraveUlysses posted:Is this an accomplishment? Sounds loving awful. You're crazy. BrokenKnucklez posted:Add small amount of apple cider vinegar, a little bit of brown sugar and some crushed red pepper flakes. Its the cats rear end! We don't have any of that and I'm not leaving the house today. Also, jalapeno cream cheese is the loving truth.
|
|
#
¿
May 1, 2014 16:43
|
|
|
How the hell do I break into the mining field? I'm applying to a bunch of mining jobs in Iowa, Nevada, Alaska, and Colorado but I have no experience.
|
|
#
¿
May 1, 2014 18:35
|
|
|
I want to be reincarnated as Jon Benjamin's voice.
|
|
#
¿
May 1, 2014 20:20
|
|
|
My friend wants me to go to Vietnam with her in December to meet her cute cousins and check out the area. I think I'm sold.
|
|
#
¿
May 2, 2014 02:20
|
|
|
West SAAB Story posted:That has worked so well in the past. What bloodtype are you? No clue. I've known her for almost 10 years now so I doubt I'll wake up in a tub missing my kidneys. But maybe I'll get that sweet sweet Vietnamese green card waifu.
|
|
#
¿
May 2, 2014 03:39
|
|
|
http://www.cc.com/episodes/vl94jt/jon-benjamin-has-a-van-little-italy-season-1-ep-101
|
|
#
¿
May 2, 2014 03:58
|
|
|
Just do what I did and buy your first manual 2 days before you have to drive to your new job 33 miles away. You'll learn quickly.
|
|
#
¿
May 2, 2014 05:16
|
|
|
I just applied to like 10 more mining jobs, half of which are low-voltage electrical diagnostic jobs, which I am qualified for.
|
|
#
¿
May 2, 2014 18:13
|
|
|
I just applied to jobs minting coins for the government in Philly and Denver. I'd jizz my pants if I got one of those jobs.
|
|
#
¿
May 2, 2014 22:12
|
|
|
Ask all the dudes who frequent the NEAI channel, I'm a coin nerd. If I could make them for a living that'd be so loving sweet.
|
|
#
¿
May 2, 2014 22:31
|
|
|
I love monotonous jobs. I have years of experience sitting in a 6x6 closet punching down hundreds of patch panel and switch terminations.
|
|
#
¿
May 2, 2014 22:54
|
|
|
Just lost $20 in the first hour of Texas Hold 'Em. There goes my broke boy careless spending until I find a job.
|
|
#
¿
May 3, 2014 04:20
|
|
|
And I just threw a Nerf football super hard Tom Brady style and my friend missed it and it hit my other friend directly in the eyeball.
|
|
#
¿
May 3, 2014 04:32
|
|
|
Nerds. Oil changed. Summer tires back on. Time to spank some lovely Civics.
|
|
#
¿
May 3, 2014 18:14
|
|
|
My landlord just walked over and gave me a 12 pack of Yuengling. And the Mayweather vs. Maidana fight is on in an hour. gently caress yes.
|
|
#
¿
May 4, 2014 01:10
|
|
|
loving finally.
|
|
#
¿
May 4, 2014 04:44
|
|
|
The metal bracket I grounded to my brother's radio keeps rusting over every month and shorting it out putting it into protect mode. I keep sanding the surface rust off but it keeps coming back. Is there any kind of paint I could brush on the area to keep it from rusting but keep the connection?
|
|
#
¿
May 4, 2014 21:27
|
|
|
poo poo, I didn't even think to use Vaseline. Thanks fellas.
|
|
#
¿
May 4, 2014 21:42
|
|
|
I was just in the Ace Hardware parking lot working on my brother's car radio when the store's alarm went off as a dude was walking out the store. The cashier came outside and said to the man, "You mind if I re-scan your items to see what went off?" He started running to his car and yelled, "I don't have anything!" I yelled back at him, "Then why are you running you piece of poo poo?" Then he jumped in his car and drove off.
|
|
#
¿
May 5, 2014 17:05
|
|
|
I should get some tequila for today but I havent been able to down any tequila since I drank a bottle 750 of Patron and puked my guts out last summer. The last thing I remember from that night is ripping the cork out with my teeth, punting it across the backyard while yelling, "gently caress yo cork!", chugging the rest of the bottle and yakking it back up 30 seconds later.
|
|
#
¿
May 5, 2014 19:25
|
|
|
My parents are amazing and spoil the poo poo out of me. I still get got drat Easter baskets at age 25 even though I've told them to stop doing that 7 years ago. Man, Velocity is such a good TV channel for bordem. I woke up at 4:30 and couldn't fall back asleep, but it's cool cuz they are racing 18 wheeler cabs on Fifth Gear right now.
|
|
#
¿
May 6, 2014 11:07
|
|
|
Solution: NEAI Compound. I'll grow the... crops.
|
|
#
¿
May 6, 2014 15:31
|
|
|
The Midniter posted:I'm a huge nerd but I'm also a fairly typical guy, I like sports, cars, heavy machinery, guns, action flicks and beer. For some reason the only girls I find myself attracted to are super artsy, intellectual, whose ideal vacation is to sip fuckin espresso at an art gallery in Prague, while I just want to watch playoff basketball, hit the gym, and get drunk. Me and my 3 roommates were discussing what we'd do if we won a million bucks. They all said they'd travel the world for a few years. When I said I don't give a poo poo about traveling and would build a race track in my backyard they looked at me like I was an alien.
|
|
#
¿
May 6, 2014 16:34
|
|
|
Cape Cod chips are like god drat crack cocaine.
|
|
#
¿
May 7, 2014 03:35
|
|
|
My dad had to replace the sun visor in my grandma's A4 for some reason and replaced it with the normal one, while her's originally had a bunch of stuff on it like a built in garage opener. Now none of her interior lights work. Guess what I get to fix on Friday?
|
|
#
¿
May 7, 2014 16:57
|
|
|
My uncle just called and told me that someone from one of the companies he told me to apply to is going to call me today to talk to me more about the job. This was actually the job I was most excited about. They have a lot of local work but they also travel the US doing jobs. They "specialize in automatic temperature controls for the HVAC industry and provide engineering design, programming and commissioning of systems."
|
|
#
¿
May 8, 2014 16:57
|
|
|
Liquid Communism posted:Nice! Sounds like they're interested, hook 'em! I'm just curious to what their apprenticeship entails. I already went to school for low-voltage electric/telecommunications work but since MA doesn't require a low voltage license unless you handle stuff like fire-alarms, I'm not sure whether these guys want me to get my D license or not. Of course I'm about 1600 work hours away from being able to even take the Class D licensing test. And it'll be VERY FUN to try and get my union hall to give me a copy of my work hours while telling them I quit.
|
|
#
¿
May 8, 2014 17:35
|
|
|
I like Citizen's Bank because they have one in every Stop n Shop that is open until 7PM everyday.
|
|
#
¿
May 9, 2014 11:35
|
|
|
Whelp. 3 of us are getting pretty fed up with the 4th roommate, who sadly, is the only one of the lease. He wakes up before us all, puts his alarm on snooze while he takes a shower and sings loudly. Then he stomps down the stairs and slams the door shut. I feel bad for my roommate who works 3rd shift and goes to sleep maybe an hour before this happens every day. Today all 3 of us were woken up by this crap so I yelled at him and his GF singing in the shower to, "SHUT THE gently caress UP," went into his room, turned off the alarm on his cellphone and threw it at the bathroom door. Also, Burger King now offers the Whopper and fries on their breakfast menu. My hangover needs have finally been met. Hallelujah!
|
|
#
¿
May 9, 2014 12:44
|
|
|
And in a couple hours I get to see how screwed my grandma's Audi is from my dad's cut now ask later method of electrical work.
|
|
#
¿
May 9, 2014 13:57
|
|
|
So one of the companies my uncle tried to hook me up with called me today and they want to hire me on as an apprentice. The problem is I'll need to go back to school for another 5 years and pay for it with my own money, to which I have none. I was blunt and told them that I applied to the inside wireman program within the union and should know whether or not I get accepted or not by next week. Their schooling is free.
|
|
#
¿
May 9, 2014 20:05
|
|
|
Whelp. I think I have quite the tolerance built up. I drank 10 nips of Fireball and ate 1mg of Xanax. Barely got a buzz on. Went to go see Neighbors at the movies. loving hilarious movie! Now I'm at the bar slugging down Yuengling.
|
|
#
¿
May 10, 2014 05:59
|
|
|
Holy poo poo I nailed that interview. They are a solar panel company who is looking for a low-voltage CAT5 specialist, which I can do blindfolded at this point. They told me they'd call me on Monday or Tuesday to finalize everything. Totally forgot if they provide health insurance or a 401k though. Starting pay should be somewhere between $15/hr and $20/hr. If I don't get accepted into the inside wireman program this week in my union I'm totally taking this job.
|
|
#
¿
May 10, 2014 21:03
|
|
|
And I'm doing landscaping starting next week. $10/hr is better than my current $0/hr I guess...
|
|
#
¿
May 10, 2014 22:44
|
|
|
Devyl posted:When I moved, I decided to be a nice person and help out my girlfriends' friend who was in a bad spot. Real nice, down to earth kinda person. Gave her a roof over her head and food because she was homeless & just lost her job. Decided to let her stay with us on the condition of getting a job and helping pay bills/small amount of rent until she could save up enough to move out on her own. She turned down 7 job offers because "I don't want to do this/that/whatever". Finally got her a job and she quit on her second day because "I can't sleep if I don't work nights". Then, the other night, she decided to raid my Wow, what an rear end in a top hat. Boot her rear end to the curb ASAP.
|
|
#
¿
May 11, 2014 20:31
|
|
and smoke every bit of it. While I was busy working on a friends' car.
|
Holy gently caress I forgot how much I hate landscaping. I literally used a weed whacker for 9 hours straight. I can't straighten my left arm. I drank over a gallon of water and two big Gatorade bottles. I hope to god I get a real job soon. Got another interview on Thursday.
|
|
#
¿
May 12, 2014 23:44
|
|
|
gently caress this poo poo.
|
|
#
¿
May 14, 2014 12:30
|
|
|
My bald rear end head is sun burnt as poo poo. Logged 30 hours since Monday. Got tomorrow off for an interview for a telecom company. Called the solar panel place I had an interview with on Saturday today and the receptionist said they haven't had time to go through all the applications yet. Another telecom company that my buddy works at is hiring. Called them today and they said to call back on Monday.
|
|
#
¿
May 15, 2014 00:41
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 21, 2024 04:16 |
|
|
Just nabbed the last Baja Blast at the Shell next to my house. Sweet sweet goon nectar.
|
|
#
¿
May 15, 2014 02:19
|
|