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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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animeliker posted:

Hello AI. All of the cars you like are bad. All of them.

drat, you caught me. :(

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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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Devyl posted:

This is opening soon. Puts the track practically in my backyard :dance:

Something something "vertical chicane"

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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Fucknag posted:

The teacher...apologized that the student was so disruptive. :argh:

Were you supposed to be emotionally traumatized by a car guy doing a car-guy thing in a cool car at car college? :confused:

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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goatse guy posted:

If Viggen can get a date, maybe there is hope for the rest of us. :unsmith:

My nom's wedding is today. I decided to bring someone from a forum that I'm on as a date. I've never met him before. This could get interesting.

You brushed it aside nonchalantly, but I'm on to you. I bet you're not even a goatse guy.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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I'm fully aware aware she's a goonette. Take a chill pill and try to pick up on the not-so-suble satirical tone of the rest of my post, Bro.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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West SAAB Story posted:

why did you bold the first part?


I was insinuating that you were her date for her mom's wedding. Christ you motherfuckers are dense.


West SAAB Story posted:

Don't take pictures of her house kthx.

A) I don't, Google does

B) :regd08:

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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West SAAB Story posted:

I'm taking brain pills!

I'm taking brain pills and attending regular psychotherapy sessions for my off-the-charts OCD, but it's much more fun for you guys to pretend I'm the same psychopath I was 6 months ago and keep playing out the lol creepy stalker bit.

E: looks like someone's choosing sides in a cripple fight

Dagen H fucked around with this message at 20:53 on May 3, 2014

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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They should be in order from tallest to shortest, but then they're not in proper ROYGBIV sequence. poo poo.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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angryhampster posted:

I was actually the one who got them to meet.

Make yourself scarce. You've been enough "help" already.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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quote:

marginal tax rates

And I wasn't taught this in high school because...?

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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cursedshitbox posted:

Good thing is you can just hose down the person in the fursuit then drag em across the car.

Oh good, a fetish-within-a-fetish, soapy carwash furries. Great idea. Should they go for the trifecta and wear diapers, too?

Preemptive edit: "Yes, chamois diapers for drying the car after it's been washed."

Dagen H fucked around with this message at 23:28 on May 3, 2014

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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Where's Geirskogul? I thought he was coming back.

VVV Well played. :golfclap:

Dagen H fucked around with this message at 23:37 on May 3, 2014

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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Motronic posted:

Bad Ken. BAD, No!

He's got hand tools and the metabolism of a hummingbird, and it's consistently above freezing now. He'll be fine.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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The entertainment of the many outweighs the comfort of the few, or of the one.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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Geirskogul posted:

I need an adult!


BrokenKnucklez posted:

I too need an adult!

Sockington was an adult :(

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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atomicthumbs posted:

Mod is dead. Mod remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe these titles off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become mods simply to appear worthy of it?

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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*whoosh*

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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I laughed, and it just encouraged him.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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Slow is Fast posted:

I want to buy a house so I can hoard more subarus and subaru parts but I don't actually want to deal with the headaches of home ownership :(

Unless you buy a basket case like kastein, home ownership is a piece of cake, like raising kids. Just ask Sockington

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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alternate.eago posted:

Inheriting one that is a basket case can be pretty sad too.

I'm dealing with all the builder-grade poo poo all falling apart at once on my 20yo modular; not too sure I wouldn't prefer the alternative.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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InitialDave posted:

poo poo like this (not you, meatpimp, the fact that this is how it is) is just depressing.

[Viggen]
You don't find meatpimp depressing?!?
[/Viggen]

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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ITT: Archer avs shouting "gently caress" at other people.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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It's the large-print edition.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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Fart Pipe posted:

You guys are scaring me, I hoped it would only hurt for a week or two :(

NEAI_hazing_incident.txt

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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Slung Blade posted:

Is that because we're all big softies or because we're walking kill machines?


I'm voting softies.


I'm a double threat--soft around the middle and soft in the head.

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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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For those that haven't heard: Roadkill co-host Mike Finnegan has a new webshow, Hot Rod Garage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQM2THiW1sE

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