A neverending circle of bad posts - The May Contest Thread!

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Welcome to the May Dorkroom photo contest!

Last month the theme was Noise, and was won by David Pratt!:

David Pratt posted:

White Noise by fuglsnef, on Flickr

For the new month the theme is :ssh:

Circles :ssh:

Be creative!

Rules:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after I posed this thread, and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until May 30th after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until May 31st (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. Like this. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, probably!

# ? May 3, 2014 04:19

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# ? May 7, 2024 16:09

erephus: May 24, 2012; \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

You seem to have nailed the dates this time.

Nature creates circles by dabrovnijk, on Flickr

erephus fucked around with this message at 20:05 on May 4, 2014

# ? May 4, 2014 11:53

Geektox: Aug 1, 2012; Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

what do you call a group of fiddleheads by Geektox, on Flickr

Geektox fucked around with this message at 04:53 on May 20, 2014

# ? May 8, 2014 05:12

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

photo 4 by LargeHadron, on Flickr

LargeHadron fucked around with this message at 13:49 on May 29, 2014

# ? May 16, 2014 02:24

beep-beep car is go: Apr 11, 2005; I can just eyeball this, right?

Dammit. Time to think of something else. So much for thinking I was original. :sigh:

# ? May 16, 2014 02:29

Geektox: Aug 1, 2012; Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

A neverending circle of the same picture - The May Contest Thread!

# ? May 16, 2014 05:45

VomitOnLino: Jun 13, 2005; Sometimes I get lost.

Well let's break that circle then...

# ? May 16, 2014 13:29

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Fee4 by juliancallan, on Flickr

# ? May 16, 2014 17:59

crap nerd: May 24, 2008

crap nerd fucked around with this message at 22:21 on May 19, 2014

# ? May 17, 2014 01:09

Kenshin: Jan 10, 2007

# ? May 17, 2014 01:13

Morryrocks44: Jul 31, 2013

# ? May 18, 2014 12:51

burzum karaoke: May 30, 2003

Shampoo posted:

Dammit. Time to think of something else. So much for thinking I was original.

it's not too late to post a picture of a bird

# ? May 18, 2014 20:44

Rotten Cookies: Nov 11, 2008; gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Bamboo by RottenCookies, on Flickr

First try oh god :ohdear:

# ? May 19, 2014 00:32

-Anders: Feb 1, 2007; Denmark. Wait, what?

This is a bit like a circle, right? :v:

Hul i hegn by AFBK, on Flickr

# ? May 19, 2014 17:50

JesusDoesVegas: Jul 8, 2005; The Funk Ambassador; Lipstick Apathy

Iron Anchor Point by jesusdoesvegas, on Flickr

I rarely do black and white, but the light was ugly that day. Circles!

# ? May 20, 2014 04:34

Drewski: Apr 15, 2005; Good thing Vader didn't touch my bike. Good thing for him.

I wasn't going to participate but then the contest said bad posts so

LIFT HERE by sulakkalus, on Flickr

# ? May 20, 2014 18:26

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

pacific-sideband-snail by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

# ? May 22, 2014 21:41

CRAYON: Feb 13, 2006; In the year 3000..

smoke screen by CRAY0N, on Flickr

# ? May 23, 2014 05:38

grack: Jan 10, 2012; COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Circles by jkostashuk1, on Flickr

grack fucked around with this message at 20:36 on May 24, 2014

# ? May 24, 2014 20:27

JesusDoesVegas: Jul 8, 2005; The Funk Ambassador; Lipstick Apathy

The orange straw in hanging out with the blue straws is a rebel. It doesn't care what all the other straws think.

# ? May 24, 2014 21:01

Ark: Aug 20, 2000

I'll be selling canvas copies of this badboy for $400 a pop.

Untitled by ProWessler, on Flickr

Ark fucked around with this message at 09:51 on May 25, 2014

# ? May 25, 2014 09:44

Tony Two Bapes: Mar 30, 2009

the watcher by PC-P, on Flickr

# ? May 26, 2014 14:53

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

Snowy Paintbrush 1654 on Flickr

# ? May 27, 2014 19:48

RangerScum: Apr 6, 2006; lol hey there buddy

Nectarine by TomOlson, on Flickr

# ? May 28, 2014 23:56

BANME.sh: Jan 23, 2008; What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??; Grimey Drawer

# ? May 29, 2014 06:12

Entenzahn: Nov 15, 2012; erm... quack-ward

Bellis by Entenzahn, on Flickr

Entenzahn fucked around with this message at 22:18 on May 29, 2014

# ? May 29, 2014 22:02

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Voting starts tonight after I eat dinner whenever that might be! Don't delay!

# ? May 30, 2014 17:32

Sovi3t: Jan 11, 2005; purple monkey dishwasher

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? May 30, 2014 21:00

Alpenglow: Mar 12, 2007

# ? May 30, 2014 22:56

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

# ? May 31, 2014 00:15

nop: Mar 31, 2010

Welp...

e: sadly I took a much better picture for this month's theme back in april (here)

nop fucked around with this message at 03:22 on May 31, 2014

# ? May 31, 2014 03:16

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

I wanna vote SM. Let's go.

# ? Jun 1, 2014 18:27

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I wanna vote SM. Let's go.

THEN LET THERE BE VOTING NOW THAT I FINALLY ATE DINNER

nop posted:

big scary monsters posted:

Alpenglow posted:

Sovi3t posted:
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Entenzahn posted:
Bellis by Entenzahn, on Flickr

BANME.sh posted:

RangerScum posted:
Nectarine by TomOlson, on Flickr

BetterLekNextTime posted:
Snowy Paintbrush 1654 on Flickr

Tony Two Bapes posted:
the watcher by PC-P, on Flickr

Ark posted:
I'll be selling canvas copies of this badboy for $400 a pop.

Untitled by ProWessler, on Flickr

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grack posted:
Circles by jkostashuk1, on Flickr

CRAYON posted:

smoke screen by CRAY0N, on Flickr

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Moon Potato posted:

pacific-sideband-snail by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

M

Drewski posted:
I wasn't going to participate but then the contest said bad posts so

LIFT HERE by sulakkalus, on Flickr

G]h

JesusDoesVegas posted:
Iron Anchor Point by jesusdoesvegas, on Flickr

I rarely do black and white, but the light was ugly that day. Circles!

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-Anders posted:
This is a bit like a circle, right?

Hul i hegn by AFBK, on Flickr

p:

Rotten Cookies posted:
Bamboo by RottenCookies, on Flickr

First try oh god

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Morryrocks44 posted:

Kenshin posted:

Fedora Brandisher posted:

Quantum of Phallus posted:
Fee4 by juliancallan, on Flickr

VomitOnLino posted:
Well let's break that circle then...

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LargeHadron posted:

photo 4 by LargeHadron, on Flickr

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Geektox posted:
what do you call a group of fiddleheads by Geektox, on Flickr

erephus posted:
You seem to have nailed the dates this time.

Nature creates circles by dabrovnijk, on Flickr

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# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:39

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Thanks.

Kenshin

# ? Jun 2, 2014 00:16

JesusDoesVegas: Jul 8, 2005; The Funk Ambassador; Lipstick Apathy

big scary monsters

# ? Jun 2, 2014 00:37

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

grack

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:09

Ark: Aug 20, 2000

Quan of Phal

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:45

RangerScum: Apr 6, 2006; lol hey there buddy

Anders

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:59

Alpenglow: Mar 12, 2007

_Drewski_
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:12

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# ? May 7, 2024 16:09

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

Drewski

# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:17

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