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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Remember kids, cops are waiting for ANY excuse to arrest you. Only if you're brown.
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silencekit posted:I don't understand the mechanics of how the penis allegedly slipped out up top after he waist-tucked. Even if his boxers slipped down some, wouldn't his shirt still be covering the front? Unless his shirt was tucked in, but if he had done that, then he couldn't have covertly strapped his penis in. That's what I was wondering too. If you have to tuck your boner into your waistband, surely you'd put your shirt over it too? That's what I always did. In the unlikely event that this actually happened the dude totally showed his dong to six year olds on purpose.
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May 21, 2014 21:54
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nucleicmaxid posted:The stated reason for this is that if the card gets stolen, the thief has an easily accessible sample of your signature to learn how to fake. So to that guy it might have been logical to pull out his drivers license each time rather than whatever he perceived as the risk of signing the back of his card. A signature is worthless as a means of identification anyway. I've completely hosed it up and my bank has accepted it, and most of those screens you're meant to sign are so loving inaccurate that if you manage to get something that looks like something other than a child scribbling is a challenge.
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May 28, 2014 11:12
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:No, it's because they want to sell you their food and drinks AND make sure you're not sneaking in alcohol. Just sneak in a flask under your shirt or something. Sneaking in booze is pretty easy unless they want to stop and give you a proper search or something. Not that I've ever done it of course.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Both guys accidentally sexing each other thinking it's his gf. Both guys accidentally sexing each other thinking it's himself.
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May 17, 2015 18:15
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Murphy Brownback posted:I, too, can work 20 hours per day for 15 years straight. That is certainly a thing people are capable of doing. 4 hours of sleep a night at the max, and that's assuming he literally lives at work so he doesn't have to travel home for sleep. If we make the very generous assumption that it actually happened then they were probably poor because he was an incredibly lovely employee that always hosed up because he was always exhausted. Alternate idea, he worked normal hours and spent the rest of his time drinking and whoring and neglected his family to share cold tins of beans and wear bedsheets because he didn't give a gently caress.
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May 27, 2015 12:48
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Verisimilidude posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/IBamF lol he hosed a girl who farts in public, gross.
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Jun 26, 2015 16:37
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Sentient Data posted:And it says the she got tested, but if she just got the tattoo isn't the disease test worthless due to hiv's ~6mo gestation period where it will give a false negative? I was thinking it might be a situation where she was a wet nurse which could make sense from a general safety standpoint, but get own kid? It could mean she got the tattoo from some weirdo with dirty needles. It could also mean the kid's father is a bitter ex who just plain wants to cause trouble for her any way he can. Without more context it's impossible to make a judgement.
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Aug 2, 2015 12:18
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SybilVimes posted:75E 'petite but busty' Big numbers and letters that would mean you failed a test == huge tits to most people. Usually men, and sadly sometimes women who are wearing terrible ill fitting bras don't know how bra sizes work at all.
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Aug 14, 2015 11:55
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I managed to watch IT as a kid. I still don't like clowns.
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Dec 30, 2015 12:05
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:
He's never had anything particularly painful happen to him, so he reasons he's got a very high pain threshold? Personally I assume I'm a giant pussy because no major injuries have happened to me, so I don't actually have a good measure for my pain tolerance.
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Feb 1, 2016 15:56
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WitchFetish posted:Eh, I dunno, dude might have been tall/big/scary looking, he might have slammed it on the counter instead of gently laying it on the counter, he might have raised his voice... Lots of factors at play here. If they were feeling threatened they could have just picked up his leg and walked away, he wouldn't be able to do much with only one leg.
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bartlebee posted:I finally bothered to look up what Bunny Ears Lawyer was on tvtropes and barely made it two paragraphs in. That website has become a den of autism. They have a goddamn page for everything that's ever been written through some necessity to label and subdivide all pop culture. "Has become" implies that was ever not the case.
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