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Stroop There It Is posted:Yeah, K-close is kissing and F-close is loving. Closing means "sealing the deal" with the HB in some way. What is HB? I always read it as "hot body" but I know that can't be right.
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is that mandy goddamned patinkin
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May 8, 2014 22:36
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Inspector_666 posted:Yes, it's the whitest of white bread. It's because it's a line in the song. "Samson went back to bed, Not much hair left on his head Ate a slice of Wonderbread and went right back to bed"
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May 14, 2014 23:26
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This is so lame it gave me leprosy
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Jul 1, 2014 15:36
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"Does the answer make me more...or less...of a man?" he said gruffly, taking a drag off his Cuban cigar. He then leaned forward, perched on the edge of his mahogany rocker. "That was rhetorical. The answer is obviously more. More murder equals more manliness. Says so in Proverbs. Look it up." He then jacked off with a shotgun barrel.
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Jul 31, 2014 19:53
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Looks like a girl's handwriting. She was just going "we're gonna watch a romcom that you'll hate! Just kidding, we can play your favorite video game and also I bought beer!" It's a funny.
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Aug 1, 2014 20:10
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It really speaks to a person's utter lameness when their ultimate fantasy is "I was an unfunny "random" loser and I didn't even get in trouble with my teachers!"
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Oct 11, 2014 18:32
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Khazar-khum posted:California schools suck. with WATER-SOLUBLE INK. See I'm not a MONSTER but...
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Nov 24, 2014 03:54
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One of those facebook linkbait sites, but still STDH: http://www.tickld.com/x/christmaspartyin2014 Reads like one of those stupid loving right-wing "this is what's wrong with the leftist PC crowd" """"stories""""
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Dec 16, 2014 02:17
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I'm glad those bouncers were so polite.
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Dec 23, 2014 19:49
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Khazar-khum posted:Here's a girl with similar aims. I love how even in the most generous reading from the author's perspective, they're still a MASSIVE buzzkill. "I shoot down each and every joke while the laughter, like a passing storm, declines and subsides, replaced with a slow douche-chill down each spine"
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Jan 19, 2015 18:02
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hyperhazard posted:This is the one I originally found. They've been getting better at removing overlapping stories lately, but a few still slip through the cracks. Ohhhhh, now I see why specific place names are always a generic word in [brackets] - the editors add them in and don't know the name of the actual thing!
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May 11, 2015 16:18
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One time I got a boner while making out with a girl, and since I knew it would be embarrassing if she found out, I jumped on the floor on all fours and meowed while scurrying out of the room.
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May 19, 2015 20:29
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Fathis Munk posted:I was about to get into a "Man, its the same everywhere, public schools just don't have enough funding You just pee pee doo doo and the rest will take care of itself???
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May 22, 2015 03:32
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" but drat. How can you be that bad at your job ?
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Honeydew posted:Hi there, I guess you scrolled down past all that text just to see how long it went on for. It was okay 
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May 23, 2015 14:43
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hyperhazard posted:This one? WHAT THE gently caress KIND OF FACE IS HE MAKING
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Jul 14, 2015 19:35
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Zaphod42 posted:Its bad enough he's all I'm sure all the women WERE staring at him, but not for the reason he thinks
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Jul 14, 2015 19:38
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all the ladies are starin at me
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Fathis Munk posted:>tyool 2k15 Is "they're poorly" just a Bathian regional dialect thing or is it just NAR bein stupid again
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Jul 21, 2015 16:21
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sweeperbravo posted:Being fat isn't an issue, fatshamer Read this as "fatsmasher", was better.
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Jul 21, 2015 18:31
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StealthArcher posted:Its : freep:, my favourite smiley that I also made. I always thought that was lightning bolt. Huh.
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Jul 28, 2015 16:16
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Boris Galerkin posted:This is off topic but who in my library is considered a "librarian?" I always see people putting books away, people borrowing out books to people, or people scanning books back in, or people sitting at an administrative/customer rep desk answering questions about how to sign up for the library. Everyone I ask can tell me where the x genre books are and most people can tell me where books by author y can be found. Adding new poo poo to the catalogue is actually a surprisingly involved and difficult process. As is acquiring a comprehensive understanding of Dewey Decimal.
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Aug 4, 2015 18:22
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Fathis Munk posted:Seems inoffensive enough. If it's a small corporation that might have happened imo I cracked a grin
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Fathis Munk posted:Same, but that does not mean it's stdh. No no I'm agreeing with you
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