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The STDH part of that lady cop story is that she would arrest the guy instead of just waving her badge and having him shut up immediately. The story doesn't specify that she's on duty so I assume that instead of going wherever she was going, she'd rather cuff this dude, call it in, and then go to write a report for it, not to mention the specious grounds for arrest. The guy was being verbally abusive, but it's hard to charge for a statement so vague as "I'll kill you" (not technically assault)
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:What is HB? I always read it as "hot body" but I know that can't be right. "Hot babe", "hard body", "hot bitch" Pick your poison.
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Trebek posted:He had to google that gas was flammable. well yeah because he's a ni
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swampland posted:What does dressed like a plumber even mean? A friend of mine is a plumber and he just dresses casualy for work. Im betting this guy thinks plumbers all dress like mario or something Maybe he was standing on top of a warp pipe?
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May 28, 2014 15:33
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Jun 2, 2014 21:29
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PUGGERNAUT posted:"The day I called my customers wife an overpriced whore" "very tasteful rims"
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Jul 1, 2014 03:19
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*shows picture of Muslim men praying* "Look at what religion makes you do! Silly behavior! I'm the one ranting at a group of students about why religion is a lie! Wait, where is everybody going?" Religion 0, Atheists 1
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Aug 21, 2014 19:37
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Eh, you can make decent tasting weed brownies but at the least, there's some weedy, grassy taste. No sane person would confuse the two unless there was only a little weed, in which case it wouldn't be very psychoactive. Not to mention the HUGE amount of trouble you can get into by giving someone laced food.
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Aug 26, 2014 13:28
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Imaduck posted:Aren't lighters banned at most schools anyway? Why would you hide contraband in contraband? Cause zippos are cooool, maaaan. Like adults have them. Never mind that Zippos run out all the time and are poo poo for lighting bowls. Anyone in the game would carry a Bic.
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I don't have any links, but from what I've heard/read, most gang initiations involve getting beat in, then doing bitch work. Or if you're a girl, loving a bunch of people. None of this scary black boogey men hunting you in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
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Stroop There It Is posted:The only believable part of this (because he has never had any sexual contact). Of all the things to cheap out on in a fake story, why the cost? At least 5 grand would be a lot more believable. Let's break down some of the costs. So, for a full week (7-day binge) of blow and hookers, assume that the coke is around 1 gram per person per night (very conservative estimate). Let's round up to an eight-ball (3.5 grams) per day. I'm not sure about coke prices in Mexico (where I am, it's about 100/G), so call it 200-250 per eight ball. So, 200x7 days = $1400 on nose candy alone. That gives you 600 left to pay for the girls, hotel room, booze, barbiturates, viagra, and sundry expenses (bet this guy ordered room service each night too). This has been your "Terrible STDH.txt Math Textbook Question" post of the day. Big Grunty Secret has a new favorite as of 17:46 on Nov 7, 2014 |
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A classic Troper tale:muthafuckin TROPERS posted:The second involves a mugger on the NYC subway late at night. The guy pulled a knife on me, and stabbed my right shoulder when I refused to hand over my wallet by saying, "I have no intention of giving you my money. It's bad enough I pay taxes!" I clamped down on the pain long enough to pull the knife out of my shoulder, give the guy a Kubrick Stare over the tops of my glasses, and ask, "Did it ever occur to you that I might be left-handed?" I then drove the knife into his shoulder, broke the blade off, and got off at the next stop to get my shoulder stitched and report the incident to the NYPD. I can't roll my eyes hard enough. The one-liners, the Tropes In Caps shoehorned in, not to mention how ridiculous it is to pull out a knife from a stab wound and then use it. Big Grunty Secret has a new favorite as of 18:09 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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Hello Meow posted:STDH.txt: Tell us your scar stories! 
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Found while flipping through Imgur:  And the followup:  Suuuuure, buddy. At least half the comments are calling the OP out.
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Yeah, never touch a stranger's kid. Let the stranger's kid touch YOU
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davidspackage posted:The "hot sauce in condom" is funny to me because I can't imagine an MRA actually having sex. The sex depriving and woman hating seem irrevocably interlinked. I can, however, imagine an MRA carrying around hot sauce with them wherever they go.
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Didn't some soldier post in the last STDH thread that when a plane carries military remains home, it's usually done without much fanfare? Maybe if the guy was Audie Murphy then everyone would have to remain seated, but I can't see it happening for everyone else.
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OctoberBlues posted:Yep weed pipes and crack pipes are totally the same thing... I can imagine in an emergency, someone would use a weed pipe to smoke crack, but I can't imagine them leaving any residue in the pipe. But it's possible.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:The UK doesn't have them either (well maybe some posh schools do) but the teachers will be trained in basic first aid. Yeah, I'm an EMT in my state and we can only "assist" a patient with their own prescribed Epi-Pens. Children who are prescribed Epi-Pens usually get a little pediatric sized one and are taught how to use it on themselves if they need to, though.
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Drunk Tomato posted:So the officer was knocked unconscious and then started snoring? It's possible for an unconscious person to have snoring (technically gurgling) respirations, depending on how they were hit and if they slumped over. I wouldn't call it the No. 1 sign of unconsciousness, that's "being knocked the gently caress out."
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Why did the construction worker have to be the girl's dad? Someone working on a roof is believable (or not) enough. Extra salacity?
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Khazar-khum posted:Boy: *in the most insufferably condescending voice you can imagine* This should be appended to the top of every NAW post
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EmmyOk posted:Left my printer without a passcode. My neighbors sent me a message. I like the pink calendar with girly handwriting as a subtle clue that the OP is not only a sex-haver, she's a  FEMALE sex-haver.
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canyoneer posted:I smiled at the bus and the bus smiled back
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Jun 12, 2015 19:39
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"Son... I don't have much time left *cough* but before I die... Promise me... You'll make it to the front page..." *flatlines*
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Also who wouldn't want to be a pimp one day? 
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That's not even notable. 10 miles on an exercise bike is like half an hour of moderately strenuous biking. And I'm betting this guy's resistance level is set to 1.
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divabot posted:And the name of that IDF woman? ACTUAL MARINE ALBERT EINSTEIN. Off-topic, but what's up with how the magazine is loaded?
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I like the idea of two cops sitting and watching an assault in progress, and instead of getting up and stopping the assailant in the store, they let him go and chase him in the cruiser, potentially letting him escape and maybe causing an accident as they run a red light in pursuit.
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Re: female in a gun store You'd think that if she's making it up, she'd at least have the manager fire the chambered round into a clearing barrel and not "out the window more or less blindly". Safety first! Fake e: actually racking the slide to clear the chamber would also prove there's a chambered round in the safest way possible, but there's no drama in that
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Khazar-khum posted:Watch these girls teleport in Not Always Learning: And those girls, having been immediately dismissed as "ditzy" and made the butt of a practical joke for asking a science-related question, never considered entering a STEM field again.
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Splicer posted:Don't high doses of nutmeg cause terrifying hallucinations? Yes, I highly recommend it.
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My biggest issue is that this person's mom prepaid for her Taco Bell burrito.
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