ibntumart posted:

A gripping tale of one server's totally sick revenge:

Vindolanda posted:

Dumb story

Evelyn Nesbit posted:

Cerony posted:

My friend just sent me this on Facebook: http://www.dorkly.com/post/64220/teachers-be-careful-with-adding-pokemon-references-to-tests

Tunicate posted:

Beer guy

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Really? Bags of Milk? Has the UK been taken over by Americans??

Spalec posted:

You put the bag in a pitcher.

sweeperbravo posted:

I simply do not comprehend how anyone over the age of generously 16 could find this at all amusing

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I was at a cafe and I ordered a latte. The waitress specifically asks me ‘just a regular latte? You don’t want a skinny latte?’ Yeah, cos I’m fat and I MUST be wanting to lose weight, so I MUST be on a diet and so I MUST want non fat milk. And if I don’t, it’s a mistake she is kindly helping me correct. When I insisted that “yes, I just want a regular latter” she went “hmmm” at me before walking away.
Why is it so difficult to believe that I don’t want to lose weight? That my boobs and my rear end are perfectly sexy to me?
Thin privilege is being in a cafe and being allowed to order in peace without having a perfect stranger correct and judge what you eat.

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If you aren’t in fear that your children will be taken away because of your weight, you have thin privilege.

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Q.
Can I bring outside food and beverages into Disneyland Park or Disney California Adventure Park?
A.
At the present time, you can enjoy your own food and beverages in an ideal setting at the complimentary picnic area—conveniently located outside the Main Entrance to Disneyland Park.

However, with the exception of food items for Guests with specific dietary restrictions, outside food or beverage items are not permitted in either of the Disneyland Resort theme parks.

The Disneyland Resort features a variety of great dining options for almost every taste and budget—including a wide range of choices to help accommodate Guests with food allergies or intolerances.

DiverTwig posted:

Technically, yes, it's not allowed. But I have never had them tell me I couldn't bring in my own food and drinks. I've brought in 2 liter bottles of soda before and they didn't say anything. And they check your bags before you even get into the entrance plaza at Disneyland. I've never seen them say anything to anyone about bringing outside food into the park. So yeah, they could have taken the spinach into the park with no problems.

Tunicate posted:

Also freeing the ghost posts!

bringmyfishback posted:

How dare you imply that only those nationalities are white.

Rahonavis posted:

tacodaemon posted:

This has been bouncing around the web for a few days. A 20-year-old tumblr user claims she wrote it in 5th grade (which in the U.S. is usually around 10 years old).

tacodaemon posted:

Apparently she posted it a year ago and it's still following her around and now she's annoyed at all the people pointing out that her fake made-up thing is fake and made-up: http://thisishangingrockcomics.tumblr.com/post/98187419568/ugh-http-www-altpress-com-news-entry-read-a-5th-g

Bertrand Hustle posted:

This supposedly happened in a library. "I just took them when you weren't looking. Is that okay?"

Nobody would ever say that. It'd be "oh, sorry, I forgot".

ibntumart posted:

"He even gave me a free one-use hall pass I can use whenever I want!"

STDH tax:

dijon du jour posted:

anal teachers are an art school thing?

The Iron Rose posted:

In what world do University professors care if you attend class? Tutorials, sure, but that's with 20 people and a TA and even then they don't really care so long as you don't arrive 50 minutes in.

stupid posted:

It is departmental policy that a student automatically fails the class upon their third unexcused absence. (You are out on the third strike.) Two late arrivals (after the beginning of class) equal one absence. Lateness of more than one-half hour is the equivalent of an unexcused absence. Students leaving class early are considered late for the amount of time missed. Students who do not get to class before mid-class break, or do not return after the break, will be marked as absent for that session. Medical and other emergency leave of absences follow a different policy. Please contact your instructor if such a situation arises.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

his grammar was killed by a Bloods member

wikipedia posted:

The Bloods are made up of various sub-groups known as "sets" between which significant differences exist such as colors, clothing, and operations, and political ideas which may be in open conflict with each other.

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http://gangs.umd.edu/gangs/bloods.aspx
Bloods on the east coast are often referred to as the United Blood Nation (UBN)... While there is some cultural affinity between the LA-based Bloods and the UBN, their structure and philosophy are different and they operate independently of each other.

Seldom Posts posted:

Hmmm, so this is poo poo that didn't happen? I am glad you sourced your work so that could be verified.

Farmland Park posted:

Not to start a derail or anything, but one time my economics professor deliberately showed a picture of a naked man getting dildoed in the rear end to an auditorium full of students to prove a point about fridges.

ReidRansom posted:

I'm having a hard time believing that movie rental places still even exist.

Suzuran posted:

That same company also sold dialup internet access here until fairly recently. Now they own a cable company named ITV3 and they're trying to compete with Comcast.

axolotl farmer posted:

poo poo that happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqymcJRSbxI

Drunk Tomato posted:

The idea is not bullshit, but the long winded "explain everything about the situation to someone who knows it already in the note, instead of just leaving a phone number or telling them to knock on your door" is really obviously fake.

Tunicate posted:

Also, that's on a granite countertop.

tenshianna posted:

Came across this on tumblr. Everyone responding to it falling for it completely, of course. Has all the typical STDH traits, clapping, ending in a marriage proposal... *sigh*

Sentient Data posted:

Can't do anything about it being a meme, but can't she sue about it being used commercially without compensation?

Non Serviam posted:

I'm sure you did.

Khazar-khum posted:

Some STDH I find too strange to be truly fake.

Themata posted:

My friend linked me this:

http://imgur.com/gallery/ZgufJ

Text dump minus macros:


tl;dr: Self-fellating bank manager makes money downloading torrents of porn off Kazaa and selling them as $8 CDs, police find 'a few suspicious child porn images' and he gets probation and goes to jail where he learns to barrel roll off balconies. Reddit-lite gives this brave Pizza Hut superstar upboats.

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Are all parents so entitled????? This woman was drinking Mimosas with her friends and wouldn't take two minutes out of her super fab baby talk to walk to the bathroom to change the kid's diaper. I looked over and saw a bare baby butt right on the booth. She acted like it was completely normal and just kept talking to her friends. She even called the waiter over while she was doing it to ask for another Mimosa.

As soon as we left I called and spoke with the manager. She just said "Oh....oh my God....that is.....disgusting. I think I am more disgusted than you are right now." I told her I just wanted to give her the heads up so she could properly sanitize the booth once they were gone, and she said "no, I think the only real thing to do in this situation is to burn it."

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I know this isn't as bad as the parent who actually DID change their baby in a restaurant, but it boiled my blood all the same.

Bf and I went out for a nice breakfast as this famous local pancake house. We waited in line at least 30 mins to get in. It's a very small place, maybe 8 tables total inside and maybe 5 tables outside (I'm a bad estimator). The bathroom is comparatively small, with only one unisex toilet to the whole place.

Our food arrives and we're stoked, when suddenly an eyefull of mom jeans blocks out most of my vision. The family sitting directly next to us had a wrinkly baby in a stroller, and the mom got up and was causing a scene.

First she demanded to know where their changing table was. The very nice but very busy hostess apologized that they didn't have one (the place was extremely small, remember?) Entitled Spawn Mom gets nasty and says "Well I guess I'm supposed to just change him here in the restaurant then!" The poor hostess was dumbfounded and I didn't hear her response.

The mom bitches and moans at the hostess and causes more of a fuss complaining about how and where she was supposed to change her creature's lovely diaper. (Um, maybe do it before you're about to sit down to eat so the issue doesn't come up? Or maybe just wait the 5 more minutes until your meal is over rather than causing the whole restaurant to grind to a halt? Or if it's really that bad, take him to your car and do it! This isn't a national crisis, jesus.) I don't know how they finally got her to leave, or where to, but it took three waitstaff putting their heads together and apologizing to her and pandering to her rage. She eventually disappeared and we could enjoy our meal for a moment, before she reappeared with the squishy child and proclaimed "It's done!" in an annoyingly sing-songy voice to her husband.

I thought the drama was over and I could settle into my pancakes, but then the creature started wailing. I heard no attempt by either parent to sooth the baby. By that time our meal was winding down and the crying eventually dissipated. As we were leaving, we saw a bedraggled looking husband pacing on he sidewalk with the squishy life form in his arms. I held a moment of silence for the person he once was as we passed him by, thanking our lucky stars we were not interested in that life decision.

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

One time I got a boner while making out with a girl, and since I knew it would be embarrassing if she found out, I jumped on the floor on all fours and meowed while scurrying out of the room.

Boris Galerkin posted:

… what?