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May 8, 2014 17:11
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Mortal Kombat. Kombat.
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May 12, 2014 16:14
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Warchicken posted:Wait. So uh, he did self-admittedly cum all over a young girl's chest, right? Yes. Yes he did.
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May 22, 2014 02:31
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I like to imagine the guy in the foreign country who came on the 15-year-old girl is the same person in the first-grade classroom. Like, there's this dude who, despite his best efforts, just cannot stop inadvertently exposing his junk to young children. But if you're staying somewhere and the family tells you to sleep with their 15-year-old daughter, loving sleep on the floor you goddam idiot.
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May 22, 2014 18:44
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I am reading a book right now that is non-fiction that contains an event which is so STDH in its purest form I can't quite believe it. I will describe it and I want you to take a guess as to who the hero is. A meeting of young people were discussing political theory when a "professor-type" stood up and loudly proclaimed their ideas rubbish and proceeded to spout ignorance that no person of any intelligence could stand. Our hero, bubbling with fury and righteousness, stood up and gave "the learned gentleman" an argument that so convincingly destroyed his view that the old man left "like a wet poodle." The audience immediately turned to our hero with "astonished faces" and one on-looker was so overcome that he literally "leaped" from his chair to congratulate our hero on being so awesome. The hero was literally Adolf Hitler
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May 23, 2014 22:55
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I'm a very important person
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May 28, 2014 05:01
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swampland posted:What does dressed like a plumber even mean? A friend of mine is a plumber and he just dresses casualy for work. Im betting this guy thinks plumbers all dress like mario or something Top of rear end crack visible at all times from all angles.
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May 28, 2014 15:19
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One swallowed Jonah.
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May 28, 2014 19:06
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If someone uses their card, I ask for ID. Then I look from ID to card to person, card to person to id, scrutinize signatures to be sure they match, person to card, to ID, person to ID to card, recheck signatures, then move my head in a triangular shape for 30 seconds from ID to card to person. My eyes are suspicious during this entire process. Then I call a manager.
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May 30, 2014 19:40
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Pretty sure his name is Drax.
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Aug 31, 2014 05:49
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Thanks for buying my straws btw.
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Sep 1, 2014 19:24
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walrusman posted:gently caress you, narc. It was
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Oct 2, 2014 15:37
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That must have been the quietest restaurant in the world if someone heard him on the other side of it.
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Oct 10, 2014 20:25
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Boris Galerkin posted:What's the point of sending an "escort?" Sounds like a total waste of money and someone's time. 2/10 troll effort, too obvious.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:21
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"Despite his 100 shares, you will notice it agreed to a heart 'tranplant' which is not a medical procedure. My apologies."
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Dec 3, 2014 17:18
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LMFAO if you're not totally formal with your spouse at all times
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Dec 5, 2014 18:42
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He's embearassed.
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Dec 22, 2014 16:32
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drat kurts a badass.
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Dec 23, 2014 22:08
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Please don't post my quilt.
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Dec 26, 2014 15:11
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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
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Dec 30, 2014 13:58
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Please don't kinkshame
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Jan 2, 2015 23:00
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That cop would have shot him halfway through the speech.
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Jan 7, 2015 14:29
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How does that paranoid woman live? Like, who takes care of her because she obviously can't hold a job or buy food or anything if she's actually like that.
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Jan 8, 2015 18:30
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Turtlicious posted:yeah those loving foster kids always throwing chairs. Foster kids often have problems and behavior like this is not uncommon.
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Jan 20, 2015 04:36
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Pidmon posted:Probably because he's a huge racist? Lmao
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Jan 20, 2015 17:36
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Some teachers are good and bad and some, like my French teacher, have some big ol boobies.
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Jan 21, 2015 23:30
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Wizard of Smart posted:He usually goes "oh I know that site"
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Jan 28, 2015 04:25
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What was wrong with him?
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Feb 9, 2015 16:08
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Im smart
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Feb 11, 2015 20:27
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tacodaemon posted:Well, the goons in this thread seem to have a hell of a time distinguishing obvious jokes from stdh stories that are meant to be taken seriously. Lmao if you're not an autist who takes everything at face value.
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david... posted:Sorry to hear you're autistic, forums poster old painless, but at least you lived to a ripe old age and feel no pain! There is no space in my name. Please note for future reference. Thank you
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Feb 16, 2015 04:26
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canyoneer posted:Maybe he had to write a GUI before he hacked the planet
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Feb 16, 2015 22:22
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KiddieGrinder posted:Yay for meaningless patronizing gestures of goodwill! I know my self-esteem and happiness would increase if I saw some maniac driving by smiling and waving at me. My crippling depression and self loathing would virtually vanish in an instant because some random jerk-off who doesn't know anything about me waved at me. Are you ok?
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Feb 22, 2015 23:23
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Lmfao at anyone who respects a veteran or a person in the military.
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Mar 20, 2015 03:05
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That includes you grandpa.
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Mar 20, 2015 03:09
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Who was the young man that came in and explained who she was? "Everyone began to place their groceries onto the fast moving belt. A few customers began bagging the food and placing it into separate carts. Go back and get three big turkeys, yelled a heavyset woman, as she looked at the man." Im glad we know the woman was heavyset or I would be confused as to who she was. "The young man asked, Are these paid for? pointing to the shopping cart full of groceries. No sir, It wouldnt take her card, the clerk told him." If she was broke and had 3 kids to feed, why would she leave behind a cart full of groceries she already bought even if she was embarrassed?
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Apr 22, 2015 16:43
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Suns out tits out
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May 8, 2015 23:22
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That story makes me sad.
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That story seems a tad unbelievable. I'd say the cake is a lie.
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