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"no one knows his name"
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Feb 28, 2015 07:30
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What's TRP?
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Mar 7, 2015 19:00
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Mar 14, 2015 18:31
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I hope to God that the "Go back to Germany, you scum" is meant to be ironic.
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Mar 24, 2015 07:35
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Yes, but did it happen?
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Apr 22, 2015 14:10
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I was a virgin until my late twenties. I don't think I had any developmental issues or whatever, I was just quite ugly. Edit: But then I met a sweet petite girl on a bus being assaulted by a roving band of Jay Rust has a new favorite as of 04:34 on Jun 28, 2015 |
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Jun 28, 2015 04:22
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What's the medical term for that kind of illness?
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Sep 10, 2015 00:17
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Today, my professor made a Doctor Who reference, comparing hermeneutics to using a TARDIS thing. This was followed by him continuing the lesson, without anyone in the room declaring their love for the show by engaging in a long dialogue with the professor coated in more Doctor Who references. Therefore there were no marriages.
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Sep 21, 2015 18:22
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Stevie Wonder, still popular with the kids.
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Oct 20, 2015 03:38
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Decrepus posted:This has happened to me one time in 5+ years of wearing contacts. I managed to get it out without going to the ER also. I guess you've never had super hot sex.
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Nov 16, 2015 19:04
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I dunno, I can't even.
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Nov 25, 2015 03:06
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That is one of those "why are you telling this to us you freak" stdh's.
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Nov 29, 2015 16:51
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I think the phrase "Needless to say" should be banned from English
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Dec 15, 2015 03:17
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normally, when i message or email strangers, i make sure to let them know from the get-go what i'm after. i don't open with "hey are you free?? ;-)"
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Jan 20, 2016 08:05
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for fucks sake dan posted:
Reminds me of these things:  Except this poo poo did happen.
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Jan 26, 2016 21:33
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Who the hell gives someone TWO donuts
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Jan 31, 2016 04:32
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I love how trooper tales switch from third person to first person on a whim.
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Feb 2, 2016 09:00
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That's a really tame and boring story, though. Why make it up?
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Feb 3, 2016 11:42
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I always keep a jizz donut on hand, for when meanies come in and make disparaging remarks about my lily white skin.
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Feb 11, 2016 03:56
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quote:Then, to the delight of her daughter and grandson, I screamed back at her "SO WHAT?! WE ALL HAVE SKULLS INSIDE OUR HEADS!" 
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Feb 13, 2016 10:06
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I loving hate tropers so much. I have to wonder, are they like this because they're bullied, or are they bullied because they're like this?
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Feb 16, 2016 23:41
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Paladinus posted:It's like a bad lecture on a famous artist, only the artist is famous for doodling animes in her notebook and isn't actually famous. Thanks for doing this.
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Feb 18, 2016 19:53
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That's a lot of buildup for the stupidest thing. Where is it from?
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Feb 19, 2016 06:52
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The eggs we eat are unfertilised. Stupid kid.
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Feb 19, 2016 18:48
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Lady Naga posted:michaelhutchenceandme was taken down. I hope she's okay 
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Feb 28, 2016 04:57
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hyperhazard posted:I don't know how to feel about this. If only there were some sort of commentary like "omg this is literally the best thing ever" or "YOU. WIN. AT. LIFE." tacked on at the end. i can't even
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Feb 29, 2016 19:40
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Tropers sure do love violence.
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Mar 1, 2016 06:58
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cash crab posted:"how much is $5 in Canadian?", as in, "How many dollars is your five dollar bill worth". Without any context, it sounds more like "how many Canadian dollars is my five American dollars worth", which is a fair question.
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Mar 1, 2016 22:23
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I loving hate troopers so much. I thought they were all in high school, which would be excusable, but nope, some mention college, and others mention real jobs. gently caress.
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Mar 16, 2016 13:46
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Autocorrect  I do not in fact hate troopers, in fact I'm married to a Marine, a.k.a. "Hubby". He got expelled from college for punching his professor
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Mar 16, 2016 15:25
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I am super confused. How did this person know the two women's exact familial relationship?
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Mar 24, 2016 22:51
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Me too. I think it's scam chocolate, though: sometimes we have kids come to our door, professing to be selling these chocolates for charity, charging about five times what they're worth, and it's pretty loving shady. Like, it's impossible to verify whether or not they're telling the truth. Today I offered to buy ten dollars' worth, but only had a twenty on hand, and the kid took out his actual wallet to show me that he didn't have any change. Okay. I could make a sad bear meme about it I guess
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Mar 25, 2016 08:01
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Sadly, that troper tale probably happened
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Mar 29, 2016 10:50
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Does Hawaii have that many black people? Or is this person just applying the term to anyone who isn't lily-white? Or maybe, just maybe, this person has never been to Hawaii and is a stupid racist making poo poo up
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Mar 29, 2016 23:20
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I don't get the Sam and Dean part
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Apr 6, 2016 04:37
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Oh okay. Thanks
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Apr 6, 2016 06:24
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sad things that probably did happen, sigh .txt
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Apr 10, 2016 01:39
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Yeah, this reads like it was written by a guy with no idea what he's talking about but who then attached the rant to a fictional, sexist yet somehow educated friend in an effort to both appear more convincing and hide behind an extra layer of subterfuge Personally when my friends say lovely things, which happens kind of often, I argue with them, I don't just passively nod my head in agreement
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Apr 10, 2016 15:51
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