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GreenMetalSun posted:
The entire train applauded. Every single passenger suddenly vigorously started clapping at the exact same time, even the ones in different carriages.
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# ¿ May 7, 2014 09:53 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 14:09 |
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Tumblr posted:Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2014 15:10 |
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Tumblr posted:all right everyone sit down, shut up and listen closely because I’m about to tell y’all the tale of Ms. Mormino.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 16:09 |
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I was the one who got Pokemon cards banned at my school because some kid stole mine and a big fuss was made about it.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 14:21 |
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That writing style is really grating.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 11:42 |
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I love how they just smeared poo poo all over some dude's car in public and apparently everyone else in the car park just went about their business as usual.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 18:18 |
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I'm flat as a board and mine just snapped one day completely out of the blue after I'd just put it on, despite it basically being under no strain whatsoever. After that I just stopped bothering with them.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 17:22 |
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While you're at it, make sure all women's trousers get decent pockets too. I don't know why these people seem to think we don't need pockets.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 11:18 |
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I have never owned a purse in my life and don't care if my hips look lumpy. I just want a place to keep my phone and keys and occasionally my 3DS when I'm out and about. As for content, here's a new story from the same person who gave us the nerf gun STDH: quote:Alright so Josh hates this story because he says he will be eternally disappointed in me because he thinks I should have killed the guy. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't something like that have ended up involving the police?
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 15:16 |
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I checked the nerf gun/rear end arrow guy's blog, and it's pretty much a goldmine of anecdotes that are so embellished they're honestly kind of annoying to read. It's here if anyone wants to check it out.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 23:39 |
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I know this is STDH, but... wouldn't that be classed as assault? Also "sibling brother"
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 09:35 |
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Everblight posted:Behind Closed Ovens is already a shitpost collation that Gawker's been doing, but the new series is basically peak stdh.txt Behold: quote:The second class of assholes were the advanced students. These were the ones for whom we reserved our greatest scorn as well as our Big Gun: a tiny, little bottle of Murine eye drops that we kept under the bar. To earn the title of Uber rear end in a top hat, they had to been a creeper to any female patron or especially to one of our cocktail waitresses. Once they earned our scorn at this level, they got a few drops of Murine into their next drink. Now, Murine has long since changed its formula as I understand it, so unfortunately this no longer works. What it did back then, however, was give Mr. Creepyhead a good 30 minutes or so of the most explosive diarrhea they’d ever known. Let’s just say this can be “inconvenient” in a busy nightclub with a line at the head.
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 19:09 |
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What's so difficult about just saying "I can't skate because I've had an operation"?
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 09:56 |
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Verisimilidude posted:This is STDH in that she didn't put it up to show off her kinda funny shirt that she then had to explain because she "works in a call center", she posted it to show off her boobs and get free internet points from horny dudes. To be fair, it's pretty hard for us to show off t-shirts we're wearing without boobs being involved. Pictures on graphic tees are generally on the chest area.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 16:02 |
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 19:24 |
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I distinctly remember there being a randomly generated STDH that involved a buff nerd being spat on or something and it made me laugh so much. I wish I could read those again, they were amazing.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 11:23 |
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I went to prom in a suit back in 2009 and nobody gave a gently caress because they all expected it from me One of my friends was jealous because she hates wearing dresses too, but thought she HAD to wear one.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 15:39 |
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Sentient Data posted:I don't know about epidemic, but I can personally arrest to knowing someone in their 20s within the past few years that was a cutter, so it's not jenkem-level fake by any means My stepmum (who's in her 50s) suffers from chronic pain, and she slashed up her own wrist once because she was struggling so bad. She told me the cat just got a little rough when she was playing. Thankfully she hasn't done it since then. It's definitely not a thing restricted to emo teens looking for attention. On a lighter note:
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 10:24 |
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Crow Jane posted:Men's shirts are fine for women, if those women want to have boob tents. I like wearing baggy shirts because I'm already flat chested as hell and it makes me look even more so, which is a-okay in my books. Boobs are annoying as hell.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 13:58 |
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