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STDH crosses generational lines. I went to a family reunion and some old guy told us about the time a cashier checked his $100 and he told her "don't worry, I just printed it this morning." He said the cashier laughed so hard she gave him a stack of coupons. I worked retail for 4 years so I cringed pretty hard listening to his story. PUGGERNAUT has a new favorite as of 11:51 on Aug 12, 2015 |
# ¿ May 9, 2014 04:12 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 16:32 |
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 20:40 |
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That landlord story could be like three lines long and still get the point across. Why are all of these stories so long? Do you really need 3 paragraphs of backstory for your totally sick ice burn?
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 19:08 |
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Reddit is a shithole. quote:Cashier, checker, scan jockey. That's my job at Grocery Store Chain. First, because it's important to the story: I am a stubborn person who insists on having an unnatural hair color. It's pink. Yes, yes, it is weird and you can look at me funny all you want, but it's what I wanted. Fortunately, the store I work at has no policy against unnatural colors. The only thing you can't have is a visible tattoo. quote:I saw another thread on here earlier about customers assuming retail workers are stupid or unintelligent because of the field we work in and it reminded me of something that happened a few years ago when I was working in my senior year of high school.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2014 05:13 |
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FrozenVent posted:Stolen from the schadenfreude thread: I remember this joke from bash.org! Also that teacher has lovely handwriting and apparently grades with one of those huge sharpies.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 12:21 |
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Even if the student doesn't deserve a good reference, that letter is needlessly harsh. But I can definitely believe that happened because some academic types can be smug dickholes towards their students.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 12:25 |
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who else but Reddit posted:Here's a tale from the customer side. I worked retail for many years and know the "big box" system pretty well. I always have a receipt for my returns, exercise patience with new people, and say thank you to those that help me. I never thought I would have to resort to violence. Yesterday was I was wrong. PUGGERNAUT has a new favorite as of 00:55 on Jun 17, 2014 |
# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 00:51 |
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Grape Juice Vampire posted:This is my dad. I've had to sip all kinds of nasty "good" beer since he started getting into it like five years ago. Now my mom's getting that way about whiskey. It's very hard for some people to accept that I don't like beer and I prefer wine or hard liquor. Do people get this obsessive and pushy about other drinks? Like are there people passing out Mexican Cokes at parties insisting that non-soda drinkers just "haven't had the right soda yet"?
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 01:41 |
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quote:a few months back I was trying to get out of downtown onto the highway when a car with two 20-something girls in it tried to drive around all the cars waiting to get on the onramp and squeeze in ahead of me.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2014 00:20 |
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Sorry of the double post, but good god:someone on /r/talesfromretail owns a dictionary posted:Everybody knows a grinch. A scrooge. A C. Montgomery Burns. Somebody who, for whatever reason, makes it their mission to ruin the happiness of others.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2014 00:32 |
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"The day I called my customers wife an overpriced whore"quote:I do car sales, and I had a customer place an order for his dream vehicle (He was active duty) his wife was next to him, and it was a special order from the factory.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 00:08 |
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reddit posted:Long time lurker, first time poster. I don't work retail currently, but I have in the past and most of my friends are in the service industry; thus, I have little tolerance for over-entitled asswipes giving guff to people who are just trying to get through their day and make a buck (and, my being in the US, not very many bucks at all).
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2014 18:57 |
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Ytlaya posted:I can't help but imagine that this is partly influenced by it actually, in fact, being because they're ____ ethnicity a large portion of the time. Gotta make you pretty sensitive to it. This is what baffles me - I've spent three years in retail, and I've only been called racist once (by another white lady). From these retail stories you'd think it happens all the time. I can't help but think it might be a self fulfilling prophecy for some of the storytellers. The way they describe the customers in these stories is pretty gross (especially the really exaggerated ethnic stereotypes) and I'm sure it comes across in the quality of their service.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 07:03 |
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someone who thinks they're a really good writer posted:This happened over the weekend.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 18:23 |
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I can't tell which option is worse: the boyfriend posting that or the girlfriend posting that.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 19:42 |
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Nckdictator posted:Oh god , no, not cuddling, the horror! C'mon dude haven't you been on the internet before? Stereotypically feminine things = bad Stereotypically masculine things = good
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 22:34 |
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an rear end in a top hat posted:My wife and I had free tickets to the dollar theater. Hey, a free movie at the dollar theater is still a free movie. We check showtimes for 'Captain America: Winter Soldier' and of course get there with plenty of time to get drinks, find a seat and sit down. Now, there were only two showings, one around noon and one at 6:50, we were at the 6:50 showing.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 15:25 |
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Haha yeah nothing better than discouraging people who are new to an instrument. That'll teach you to show off in public before you know the entire Led Zeppelin discography
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 00:40 |
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I have never in my life encountered a woman who gets mad when a man holds the door open for her. I have, however, encountered a few guys who refuse to let a woman hold the door open for them.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 05:26 |
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Frostyhawk posted:How does that work? Do they just kind of stop at the door, cross their arms and pout until the bewildered woman leaves? They usually say "no no I insist" and awkwardly stand right behind you and hold open the door. Then you get to limbo under their armpit. First person to get to the door holds it open, regardless of gender, that's my rule.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 16:48 |
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Popular New Anime Series was better imho.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 22:39 |
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Second City posted this article: Some badass posted this comment: I don't think they even read the article, they just wanted to post their totally cool story about condescending to a scary black man.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 19:50 |
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Toriori posted:Yeah and I hear the king of Spain makes it. Now he eats humble pie
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 23:43 |
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 03:23 |
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quote:The teenager from hell was in my store last night.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 20:32 |
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quote:I was visiting So. Cal with my girlfriend of two years and we decided to make a trip to Disneyland for the day. That morning, she had packed us a nice lunch with lots of veggies and healthy poo poo. I had no objection to eating healthy for once, as the majority of my meals in LA consisted of Taco Bell and In-N-Out (I'm Canadian so I have to take advantage of this whenever possible)
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 12:51 |
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 07:40 |
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 04:20 |
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 02:44 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Yeah the only place I won't book hotels through a third party is Vegas, because Vegas works very very hard to make sure that you get amazing deals by booking directly and most places there are taking a loss on the rooms anyway so they bend over to accommodate you (most of the strip has frankly amazing customer service all around for obvious reasons). Other places having used Hotels.com and Expedia has saved my rear end at the last minute a ton of times. Third party sites like Expedia and Travelocity are a bad idea, they sometimes just book you to a random room without taking into account any considerations you've made (non-smoking, pet friendly, etc.). And then if you need to make any changes or anything, you can't get a refund through the hotel, you have to go through the website. A better plan is to check the rates on the website, then call the hotel and say "hey Travelocity is offering X room at $XX.XX, can you match that?" 99% of the time they will, just to save everyone the hassle.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 19:33 |
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The misspelling of Helen bothers me the most.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 20:32 |
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 20:18 |
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 04:38 |
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People who are REALLY into Disney are weird as gently caress.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 08:49 |
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 18:09 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:What is a troper tia Deadpan Snarkers (aka "everything I say sounds like a bad Terry Pratchett book")
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 01:32 |
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quote:So post Christmas, wife decided we should take bub to the local shopping centre to buy some bub stuff. Now, since becoming a parent, I LOVE Parents With Prams parking spots. They're usually in the shade, and oversized so its easy to get bub in and out of the car from their safety seats.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 05:22 |
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. But Reddit would.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 23:00 |
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EmmyOk posted:Did you know niggardly is a real word but is not an adjective for niggers? Yes you did because you're not a spastic. Some people don't apparently, and here's some STDH based around this hilarious misunderstanding The only time anyone ever uses that word is to show how ~edgy~ and un-PC they are. There are so many synonyms that are way clearer, why not just say "stingy" or "cheap"?
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 05:42 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 16:32 |
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quote:Hi everyone, I work at a big box retail store that charges people a membership fee in order to shop at our store. Due to this fee some customers act very entitled which is to be expected I guess. Here is an interaction I had last week with an entitled bi**h aka EB.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 04:02 |