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I dono about kids these days but when I was 12 I was still sniggering at the word penis let alone being able to identify my sexuality beyond "I held hands with [Name] and it was awesome. She came to by birthday party and gave me a card." Hell kids were still singing "[Name] and [Other Name] sitting in a tree."
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Dienes posted:No one is going to mention the naked firing range picture?  I honestly just chalked it up to Americans being American 
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I have a scar under my lower lip. I have it because when I was about 8 I was swimming in a friends pool and failed at doing butterfly stroke. I came out of the water and bit down hard on the concrete edge of the pool, shattering one of my front teeth which then proceeded to tear through my flesh just below my lower lip. My tooth was entirely destroyed bar a small amount of root and my lip was, luckily, still attached by about 1cm of flesh either side. It's a good thing I have a flash hot dentist because he was able to come in on a Sunday, pull the shards of broken tooth out of the gaping wound in my face/parts of my mouth where they got lodged, file back the jagged edges of the broken tooth and stitch the wound shut so I could get to a hospital to get it properly stitched without bleeding everywhere or the exposed flesh scabbing up. He also has had to replace the crown/fake tooth he has built over what remained a few times in my life as I keep breaking them. Up to you to decide if this is true of not.
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Jan 26, 2015 04:37
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This is from a long time ago, but I am sure there are people who haven't seen it. http://imgur.com/a/2RMWQ 100% STDH
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Okay, I consider it A Good Thing that I'm no longer hip with the latest 4chan slang... But why the gently caress does he keep talking about Adobe Reader? Does that mean something else now? I don't think it's slang.
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Old BUT: I actually did have a guest lecturer, who apparently got to mark assignments as well because out stated lecturer was too busy for us, who took roughly 5% off my marks on a paper because I a) wrote the lecturers name on the cover sheet, not his and b) wrote my name above the lecturers name that was supposed to be his. He pulled this sort of poo poo on everyone in the class so we ended up lobbying our course coordinator to have him removed and our assignments re-graded. So yeah, poo poo that actually happened.
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Murphy Brownback posted:I'm pretty sure this is just the "plot" of the "drunk on a plane" music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrM39m22jH4 except he left out the proposal and the pilots being in on the party, I guess to make it more believable? Hahaha it is too.
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Disgoose fleet posted:Straight off the front page of Imgur, titled "Her evil plan failed" IMHO my Christianity makes me a better Father and Soldier That's America for you.
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Brother just linked me this. 
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Rick_Hunter posted:2 pages ago, Captain. CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:two pages ago m8  I knew I should have checked before posting.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:42
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Fathis Munk posted:Cash Crab I love you. shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: and the ENTIRE thread applauded
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Jan 11, 2016 13:00
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Paladinus posted:Eh, gave that one a whirl. Disclaimer: my voice may not in fact be all that sexy. This is funny purely because the story was from the perspective of a woman and now this is how I imagine she sounds.
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Postal Parcel posted:I don't say this to be mean, but compared to the examples about FA and "fat being beautiful", these girls are practically super fit bikini models  Pudgy but in no way obese.
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 Also the mugger-murderer didn't applaud after.I am still not past Meme's being easily generated image macros flooding imgur and not stupid poo poo obsessively reposed from 4chan.
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cash crab posted:
Oh god that sad goon. I try not to laugh too hard at that thread and all those poor goons trying to help her. Edit: I also just read the gas'd thread linked and so much at her
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Yeah. She was 50% STDH stories and 50% hilarious sad goon. I'm entirely convinced her and the "We spend $3000 a month on Star Wars toys please help me budget my family is dying" goon are the same person.
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Megera posted:Public page. GREAT POST AMAZING MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 28, 2016 12:06
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What Travis Woo wishes he was. Magic fans only reference
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Jan 31, 2016 10:59
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:He's too busy walking up stairs backwards and defending Hitler. And don't forget making "cool homemade ninja shoes, perfect for running" while also not wearing shoes ever so he can touch the gound.
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Feb 1, 2016 00:40
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:He's too busy walking up stairs backwards and defending Hitler. You always got my back OFS.
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Feb 2, 2016 09:43
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
I have (more than a few) of his books and I can't find 13 lemons in the pasta section. The only thing I can think of is that it's one of his things where he tells people how to make this big rear end jar of sauce in one go that they can pop in the fridge and grab out once every few days to use. If you haven't read his Save With Jamie you should.
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Feb 3, 2016 00:24
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hyperhazard posted:Dad's Story He Tells After A Couple Of Glasses Of Wine At Parties. That's the best kinda story though. Don't lump These Troopers in with Dad stories.
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Khazar-khum posted:Heroes tvtropes attracts the weirdest people CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Same in Australia. Each coin is no longer legal tender above a certain transaction value, probably similar rates to the UK ones (can't be bothered looking it up). Wait staff at a restaurant or a cashier at a grocery store are well within their legal rights to refuse to let you pay for $100 of food with all small change. Some will scowl and do it anyway if they have nothing better to do on a slow day, most will politely tell you not to try that poo poo. I can't imagine it's any different in the US. As someone who worked in a small corner shop in their teenaged years where people would buy one pack of $1 gum with a 50 just to split it without being rude or refused; I would have loved for someone to buy $100 stuff with coins would have filled our change drawer for at least 2 days. The issue was we had an ATM right outside so every purchase was made in $20 or $50 notes. It wasn't uncommon to run out of one dollar coins or twenty-,fifty-cent pieces. After the breakfast crowd alone. Gridlocked has a new favorite as of 15:20 on Feb 16, 2016 |
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Zelder posted:Dog collars are for dogs! She should wear a people collar (which I guess is a nice button down? I don't know) ID card to get into your office building.
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Feb 22, 2016 15:46
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That is a great and awesome emoticon I didn't know existed.
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A Classy Ghost posted:here's some stdh cash crab posted:Are you contesting that she is not a bird, or that she has in excess of, or less than, 99 problems? I contest both  No way has her bird not pooped on her shoulder, and that's a problem.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:birds do all these things too My dog doesn't poo poo on my shoulder.
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Verisimilidude posted:Person A has never been to the gym. Person B has never had a girlfriend. Person B was never in the military either.
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