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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Zzulu posted:

why does he have...ribplates

The brisket plate took too long.
:rimshot:

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FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
finally the perfect Valentine's Day gift.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

FinalGamer posted:

finally the perfect Valentine's Day gift.



Finally, a political system we can all get behind.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

fullroundaction posted:

Close, but that would be VULVATRON



:black101:

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


New lead singer for GWAR?

yuzon vong confirmed for the next star wars movie.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Can't flim-flam the zim-zam.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

FinalGamer posted:

finally the perfect Valentine's Day gift.



Contains too many gs, but they still have my vote.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

FinalGamer posted:

finally the perfect Valentine's Day gift.



"Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

Doggboat
Oct 17, 2012

im pooping! posted:

If that's the original concept for Bolg....

This is what ended up in the movie:



His rib plates moved around when he breathed, like gills or something, it's pretty gruesome/awesome.
I think he looks like a grandpa with a metal comb over.
I made him into a dad with a metal comb over:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

rydiafan posted:

Because nobody is willing to say "no" to Peter Jackson.

Are you saying Peter Jackson rapes his audiences.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Ozz81 posted:

Surprisingly enough, they have a short trailer for it that looks pretty neat IMHO :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjiCQgiM7-I

Did I hear that line correctly? "It's a tardigrade"?

If this means we get a horror movie with giant versions of microscopic eight-legged impossible-to-kill creatures, I am absolutely down with it.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Did I hear that line correctly? "It's a tardigrade"?

If this means we get a horror movie with giant versions of microscopic eight-legged impossible-to-kill creatures, I am absolutely down with it.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Half Life 3?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Probably Half-Life 1.5 if the actual story is anything to go by.

The Invasion lasted a few hours, remember?

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

They look like water bears. Which is awesome.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Arx Monolith posted:

They look like water bears. Which is awesome.

That is in fact what a tardigrade is, yes.

Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012








Next time, on Orkaholics...

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


HELLO. BOLG'S NAME BOLG. BOLG ORC.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Barbed Tongues posted:



Next time, on Orkaholics...

:laffo: that's perfect

RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004

Sappo569 posted:

A truly gifted and talented actor





I hope his kid takes after his mom's looks.

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

MorgaineDax posted:



I hope his kid takes after his mom's looks.

how does your face even

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

MorgaineDax posted:



I hope his kid takes after his mom's looks.

Should have cast him instead of Jim Carrey. He really is about the homeliest motherfucker to get the waterworks a-flowing.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

MorgaineDax posted:



I hope his kid takes after his mom's looks.



ryonguy has a new favorite as of 23:03 on Feb 13, 2015

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

MorgaineDax posted:



I hope his kid takes after his mom's looks.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013


No ring, sorry.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013
One more and it's out of my system.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
keep going

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


yes, don't stop

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer


e: people somehow think he's the sexiest man alive, I don't get it

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013
okay



Your Computer posted:

e: people somehow think he's the sexiest man alive, I don't get it

Manic Pixie Dream Guy.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
Who and what is this?

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

jidohanbaiki posted:

Who and what is this?

It's renowned British actor Comerbund Bandersnatch.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


This is why I don't like Dr Who.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Cromagnon Bactrian.

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

jidohanbaiki posted:

Who and what is this?

Dr. Who on BBC1.
Dr. What on BBC2.

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