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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Bonapartisan posted:

I.. I know her.

You can't just say that. Stories, please.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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I see your Soul Man and raise you a Watermelon Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon_Man_(film)

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Beach Bum posted:

I see your watermelon man and raise you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebh6x6Bze_0

Yeah, I remember seeing Petey Greene's Washington on TV years ago.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Tiggum posted:

The last Sunday story was a past Phantom flashback featuring pirates and the Phantom of the time's wife was herself a masked vigilante, that was pretty cool. And the current daily story is about some of Chatu's followers kidnapping the president to try to force him to reveal what happened to Chatu, not realising that he didn't actually know. It's been a little slow, but has potential.

The storyline where Chatu engineered the capture and imprisonment of Diana was the best.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Teach posted:

Idiots on FB? Funny pics? Creepy photos? gently caress it, I'll put it here.

Worth a click, but a little NSFW.

http://i.imgur.com/NzJ8JTm.png

Not what I was expecting to see on my feed on a Friday afternoon.

Buying a bottle of Crown Royal gets you a much better bag, and you get good liquor with it too.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Chard posted:

Oh good gunchat is here let's all go in an endless loop and get angry



I don't believe it!

I wonder if she owns a dog named pig.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Eat mor chikin

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Rita Repulsa posted:

medieval image of a rabbit riding a hound with a trained snail of prey (1390)



Coming soon to a theatre near you: Origin of the Planet of the Rabbits.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Is that the Wailing Wall in the background? Ballsy dude if so.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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treat posted:



Have a great summer!

He later morphed...

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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thespaceinvader posted:

They clearly do. They only offer free coffee to a person called Monday.

Or they make a shitload of coffee on Monday and give it away free the rest of the week.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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MisterOblivious posted:

Congrats! Now you're going slower than just pushing the drat thing and you still can't turn because the person who made the "bike mower" is an idiot and didn't cut and reweld the head tube perpendicular to the ground.

That's the thing all these "clever" people miss: if the fork isn't straight up and down and you try to turn it lifts the mower. Congratulations! You get to pick up your bikemower every time you need to change direction!]

So? You get practice popping wheelies!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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TheBigAristotle posted:

Easy now, let's not start bunching Star Trek with MLP, nobody bangs stuffed Picards and Worfs

Perusing the internet has taught me that this is probably an overly optimistic, if not completely false, statement.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Istari posted:

Why is their a picture of a little pair of underpants underneath the name of each flavour ?

I think that the flavor title is sitting on a toilet to emphasize how you'll poo poo your brains out after you eat them.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Barometer posted:


I also took this one, which I am sure we can all agree is worth a chuckle.


At least, those of us who took the road less travelled. :rolleyes:

Was this at a college?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Met posted:

http://i.imgur.com/oA2CpZr.jpg

:nws:

Naked guy in a fish tank with dangly bits hidden.

It'll be a hell of a job flushing him down the toilet once he dies.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Please stop.

Here is some catbread:


Cat looks like it's just loafin' around.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Brighten up your day.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Woebin posted:

Am I missing something or are you just a dumb loving idiot?

It's David Mitchell in drag.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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pitlo posted:

I heard this was held in Vegas and she was an escort who came in and handed out a bunch of pamphletscondoms, all of which are still in the original wrapper.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Looks like all these were written by the headline writers over at BBC News.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Centripetal Horse posted:

If you're ever in Indiana/southern Ohio, and you're looking to buy an RV, visit THE RAPER.




I've always wanted to take a picture of their advertising every time that I drive in that area.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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ultrabindu posted:




Nothing. Nothing is wrong with this picture.

"Well Dennis, it's a strange tairn of events here at the Gran Prix! Because look here now, who could believe it? A woman driving in Formula One race! And a Negress at that! No, you just don't see that everyday!"

(From Archer, 'Jeu Monegesque'

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Koivunen posted:



One of my coworkers apparently got this custom made for her son's birthday. It's creeping me out.

I would unironically buy one of these and take it to work just to creep out my coworkers.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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"Quaid, start the reactorrruff!"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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At least they didn't do 'white balance'.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Istari posted:

A quick google search says 1909/10.

Yeah, that's about right. "24th March, 1941: 'Animal actor' Fred Conquest died, aged 70. Well-known for playing goose, cat and dog in pantomime.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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50 Shades of Maroon

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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A Handed Missus posted:



Kanye agreed to be in a picture near some folks.

The most interesting man in the world has a son, I see.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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You bastard! You just had to bring that up.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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MaliciousOnion posted:

Et tu, ginsu croute?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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YOUR DINERS WILL NOT TASTE MY DELICATE FLESH!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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The MSJ posted:

It's still looks like 2 leopards yelling "WHAT?!" at each other.

Each leopard needs to be wearing a hearing aid.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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TontoCorazon posted:

Adoption, dummy.

Yep, adopt third world babies and kill them.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Pick posted:

The train of death.

Train of Death indeed.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Ensign_Ricky posted:

Would it help if I told you that David Carradine modeled for that artwork?

How do you know this? I don't see any configuration titled "Choke 'N' Stroke".

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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My impression from his website is that Eric Dowdle is like the Thomas Kinkade of puzzles.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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GenericOverusedName posted:

Wasn't she attacked by a dog as a child or something like that?

Yup, she was bitten by a radioactive Lab as a child. As a result, she has an incredible sense of smell, the ability to sleep most of the day, and strong urge to retrieve sticks, hump legs, and roll over on her back.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Highbrow Slick posted:

What if she smells crime

She takes a bite out of it.

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