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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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"Yeah, I see you over there with the camera, mate. Just walk away or you're next!" :toughguy:

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Meatwave posted:

That reminds of another terrible thing that exists:



Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrTHkxXf-wB9HuFH-cdxyrLdrApVYWwSb

Could be worse. At least it has nothing to do with the true holiday horror of Star Wars.

Life Day :unsmigghh:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Angela Christine posted:

This is the worst suicide plan.

If the birds aren't smart enough to see he's going to kick their asses, it's more Darwinism than suicide.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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FrumpleOrz posted:

There's nothing cooler than number 33.



Why, did you see Granos?


Also, what the hell is MMYV?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Eruonen posted:

Yeah but it sort of stops being funny with the jizzhands. It's still funny, but in a "haha that's so hosed up" way.

Sounds like a job for the :cumpolice:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Penny Paper posted:

All we need now are people who look like/dressed like Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Wario, Luigi, Bowser, and Princess Peach and we're in business.

Does a video of a live-action take on Mario Kart exists?

Yup. Freddy Wong did one a few years back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h4zTEwgCpQ


Figglemort posted:

looks like a Dees illustration





You know, I swear it's physically impossible for a Corgi to not look like they're constantly happy with a goofy smile :allears:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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kizudarake posted:

Corn snakes are really bite-y.

Insert the other end :cripes:. Have none of you used a snake to fix constipation before?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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This is supposed to be the funny pictures thread :qq:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Pfft, bet it doesn't even burn pigeons alive.





When Crown casino in Melbourne first opened, the loving massive fireball towers would release flames at random intervals and send passing pigeons falling out of the air on fire.

I call bullshit on this. Melbourne pigeons are nigh-immortal clever little fuckers, and I wouldn't be surprised if they passed through unscathed. If something like this was actually putting a dent in their population, they would've put up more rather than taking them down.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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CobiWann posted:

They misspelled "Bort."

Nah, those are just sold out.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Tracula posted:

Is there something like Godwin's Law for loss.jpg? Eventually during some discussion online, especially about comics, eventually CAD will somehow be brought up. Ethan's Law? Buckley's Law?

Lilah's Law. It's much harder on the woman than the man, after all.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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kazil posted:

I seriously thought this was a picture of an action figure at first.

Accordion Adolf; One-Man Band for $29.99.

Harpsichord Himmler and Guitar Goerbels sold separately

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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This is what a car looks like inside it's egg, just before it's about to hatch. Poor thing must've been born in Neutral and just never beeped through the eggshell :sigh:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Just taste the soup.

Just tell us what we did wrong with the soup already, Ramsay. Is it too hot? Too cold? You don't have to go on a raging diatribe with every little cooking mistake we make :qq:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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The Flatman.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Aristophanes posted:

Before I read the posts about the joke being "cat food is the same shape" I seriously thought the joke was "Graham" flavoured cereal. Who is Graham and why is he a flavour?

Look, do you have any idea how much money we'd lose if we stopped the machines just because some idiot fell into the mixing vat? Hours of production time lost, not to mention the ingredients wasted in the vat at the time, because we'd have to dump it all and sterilize the machines before refilling it! Graham's lucky we took the time to name them after him. Much cheaper.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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zoux posted:

Why is having sex with a horse more extreme than sex with a dog?

One's a bit ruff, the other leaves you feeling a little horse afterwards.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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RabbitWizard posted:

I just can't figure it out.

Try pinching your nose shut and then say the names of the pictures out loud.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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stratdax posted:

Well, if you're ever in Vancouver you can go out and get this Caesar:



"Called the “Checkmate Caesar,” it’s garnished with a full roast chicken, Score burger, slider, chicken wings, pulled pork mac and cheese hot dog, roasted vegetables (in case you’re worried about your figure) and a brownie for dessert."
http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2014/03/ultimate-caesar-garnish-vancouver/

I call foul! That drinking glass has a wider center of gravity than the others! :colbert:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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SKY COQ posted:

Gorilla
Playing saxophone
with balloons
At your party

Gorilla
Playing saxophone
with balloons
In your workplace

Gorilla
Playing saxophone
with balloons
In your house

Gorilla
Playing saxophone
with balloons
In your bedroom

Gorilla
Playing saxophone
with balloons
At your wake

I will not hear them, Sam-I-am. I do not like Gorillas, in my band.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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dev null posted:

If by wider you mean lower :colbert:

Dammit, yes I do :eng99:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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In the game of loaves you either win, or you dine.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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TetsuoTW posted:

Give me all of these immediately or I will loving end you.

I'll swap you for the Pizza ones.

God i wish they'd bring those back.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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benito posted:

I was looking up the background of the name "Musselman" as found in the US. It's not a Muslim name but either a Swiss woodcutter or someone who fought Muslims. Anyway, this picture jumped out:



http://www.wikitree.com/photo/JPG/Henry_Musselman

I've worked with a lot of old photos, but I don't know if this is a bad scan, a poorly retouched photograph, or evidence that Voldemort was among us in the 1800s.

Holy poo poo, I think you found a picture of Dorian Gray.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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FinalGamer posted:

One hundred percent medically FABULOUS! :sissies:



They say this, but we all know someone's face is getting plowed into that cake later for what they did on Wario Stadium.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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beato posted:

Well done, Google :thumbsup:



What's the context for this?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I never get tired of the jazz hands at the end :allears:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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univbee posted:

IIRC it was a website for women who bought super-realistic baby dolls (like they cost thousands apiece) as surrogates for their dead babies.

Here's the original article to save everyone time. It was a bunch of women showing pictures of their dead babies as some kind of creepy shrine.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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QuickbreathFinisher posted:

All this is making me wonder... what does loss.jpg sound like?

Wonder no longer.

DoctorWhat posted:

And for those having difficulty transcoding JPGs to MP3:


Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I would've thought he'd be more of a "white panel van" kind of guy.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Bored posted:

Is this an oblivion mod? If so, I support the evil chicken portal mod.

Looks like the new WiiU game Hyrule Warriors.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Breetai posted:

I've never played a Zelda game so can someone explain to me the in-joke with the chickens?

If you strike a chicken enough, he calls for friends. You get hounded and pecked to death by infinite chickens until you leave the zone or die.

e;fb.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Cleretic posted:

Yeah, but so is the rest of Australia.

Our nation's capital is in a swamp, what more do you expect? :shrug:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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beato posted:

Yeah nah, gerraload of this shitcunt with all his fukn opinions, braa.

Fukken'el, mate! Ya not supposed ta use the local lingo in front of the bleedin' yanks! Ya want them all to work out we're all even drunker tossers than they take us for?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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What a bunch of nipple-heads.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Do not mock the great and bountiful Vindaloonian Empire! :argh:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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AphexMandelbrot posted:

Sure, let me just...



gently caress.

It's a dry rub.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Cthulhuite posted:

Oh Theodore, the things you get up to you crazy tugboat :allears:

I'll see your Theodore Tugboat and raise you TUGS. :britain:


MorgaineDax posted:

Our city recently hired a falconer to scare away seagulls from stealing tourist's lunches. Also the falconer is a giant cartoon tugboat.


Sure, it works in the short-term, but then the seagulls get wise. Tourist lunches and dropped chips are their racket, and there's more of them than a single falcon. :toughguy:

The tugboat? He watches. He smiles at the seagulls being driven off. He smiles again when they come back for bloody revenge driven by chip-lust.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Soulex posted:

What the gently caress!?

He's as surprised as we are.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Mephiston posted:

would it surprise you to know Yass is a shithole?

The same can be said for any Australian town that isn't on or near the coastline.

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