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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Every time I see the British spelling of pedophile, I pronounce it "pay-doe-file" in my head. That A isn't silent at all.

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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Those giant touring motorcycles are so loving ridiculous.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

The physics of the Harley kickstand will always elude me. That should not be able to handle that much weight at that kind of angle.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

There are only two actual words on this sign, I can't even begin to parse it.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2014/03/18/city-getting-creative-to-evict-geese.html

quote:

The plastic coyote didn’t spook geese like city officials had hoped it would. So they’re taking a new approach: laser beams and explosives.

This city :allears:

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Detective Thompson posted:

The sassiest Swedish cop.



Weaver stance, holy gently caress.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Boxman posted:

Fred is an unfunny bit of comedy aimed at KIDS THESE DAYS, but I'll be damned if i don't laugh at this.

This is the first time I've seen this Fred kid, and I already hate him.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Where's the ring?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Those look like something from Night Vale, maybe.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Z'Dar got off lightly.



Reminds me of that little girl with no face. Juliana, I think?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Third base!

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Where's the funny?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

TheBlobThing posted:

The last panel has no text

But the last panel would be better if it had some text.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Falcon2001 posted:

Page ago but this comes up a lot. Dude made like, four comics that were kind of sappy and lame and maybe even bordering on pathetic, but that was years ago at this point.

gently caress, looks like the whole last page was this discussion. Oh well. Either way, goons hate everything, I guess.

He's not drawing "Please take me back Megan" comics anymore, but he still churns out a few of these "philosophical" comics a month:

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Not with those fingers nails.



A Daewoo is hilarious, I agree.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Met posted:



How did they get it out of the deep fryer? :tinfoil:

Tongs.

It's tongs all the way down.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Wasn't there a whole series of "Family Circus made funny" images?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Len posted:

My friend works for a chip company here in Ohio and they make their own brand, Giant Eagle, Sams Choice, Frito Lay and Jimmy Johns chips. Probably some others but those are the only ones I know of for sure.

Couple pages back, but what's up Shearer's?

(I work at Giant Eagle.)

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

semiavrage posted:

(it's not real)

:v: "Cause the dash don't be silent!"

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

What did you do Ray?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
I read the following sentence last week: "I accidentally hit the kerb with my tyre."

:911:

English is dead.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Chard posted:

Also this which is just awesome, apparently a shower with heat-sensitive tiles


Doggy-style shower sex owns.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Burma-Shave.



I'll, um, I'll pass.



I don't know, Owen is probably cold by now.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

quote:

If I won the £1million prize:
I’ve met lots people from the US and love their outlook on life. This would give me the chance take my family on a holiday to Florida and live the dream.

:allears: Such youthful naivety.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Ragequit posted:



The "nice guy" of slogans.

PYF Pet Peeve: People who quote Frost to say they took the road less travelled.

Frost loving says that both roads are the same, and there's no difference.

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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Say Nothing posted:

What about this one?



One of the ice coolers at Columbus Crew (soccer) Stadium spells the word in lowercase letters. Someone removed the "foot" on the e. It now says ICP

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