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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


AKA Pseudonym posted:

"My Mum Washes Me" is an odd choice for what seems to be meant as a macho boast. Is it meant to be ironic? Cause that doesn't seem to be the sort of thing target demographic would go for here.

These are the kinda bumper stickers you put on your bros car.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


umalt posted:

As a Canadian, I can always count that I will always be baffled by Americans on one specific day of the year;

Cinco de Mayo.

What's not to get? The French suck, most of us are of Mexican heritage or our kids will be and drinking is fun.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fauxtool posted:

just what the mostly male audience wants, the viewpoint of getting railed.

She looks too happy. 1/10

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


VendaGoat posted:

Even at Wal-Mart prices, child has to go for more per pound then most people can afford.


Thanks Obama.

Little pervert found a decent way to look upskirt.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Best part of that photo set is no dead cobra in the final.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Alligator gars are tough as gently caress and deal with low oxygen pretty well.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You never wondered where male ducks go to have fun?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Istari posted:

I thought Changi's loos were very clean last time I was there. I indicated as much by pressing the 'good' smiley.

Any answer except excellent and you may as well have pulled the trigger yourself you monster.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




This. This is what chemistry troll deserve.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Painipple?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


We need to nip the bear biting bare arm chat.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


RatHat posted:

How do you kill someone with a throwing star?

Hold it in your hand and stab them to death with it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I read the book. It's fan fiction from the big lewdbowski.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dillbag posted:

If anyone was wondering, it's from backstage at a Guns N Roses concert. Here he is with fat Axel and a bunch of lovely hats.



The bottle of jaeg is probably filled with Metamucil.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Gorilla Salad posted:

Pfft, bet it doesn't even burn pigeons alive.





When Crown casino in Melbourne first opened, the loving massive fireball towers would release flames at random intervals and send passing pigeons falling out of the air on fire.

I saw a duck get lite on fire during disney lands phantasmic from the dragon fire. It launched itself right into the fire then went spinning on fire about 30 ft before crashing back into the water. A small launch with a single dude and a net scooped it up and took off again. Its almost like it was a regular occurence.

This was back in the first or second season of that show at least 15 years ago I'd say.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The most recent was throat chocker bot from Archer?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Robert Denby posted:


A real business, not some viral marketing thing.

I'm assuming it's an installer of automatic opening doors?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Without testing it and the kinda forgetting the gravity of a lot of alcohols I would guess its OJ layered with Campari or ( grenadine would sink) followed by Kaluha or some other brown ..... Possibly rootbeer schnapps.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yeah anything will float on anything if you pour it gently on a spoon. I use to have a chart though that listed very specific gravities of buoyancy for about 100 current and past liqueurs. Pous-pous cafe in French if I recall right. Mostly they don't taste terribly good because it's a looks before taste sort of thing you do to impress people at the bar. I don't drink much in bars let alone the type that would let the bartender gently caress around and waste booze so I'm not sure if there is a simple one still in popular taste.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


DrBouvenstein posted:

Are advertising laws that much different in Japan?

In the US, if you advertise a food, you have to use the actual food in the ad. Granted, they do a whole bunch of weird poo poo to it, but it IS the actual food.

Though yeah, the food you order will still never look as good as the picture:



Yeah I'm no fast food shill but those examples are pretty lovely and no where near what I've got in my experience. Also the pictured ad burger was never wrapped but his examples most certainly are.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ubergnu posted:

Some cars says 'speed'. Some cars says 'elegance'. Some cars says 'Gwwuuhuuuuh?'.

"Not getting layed"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


syscall girl posted:

One time Kurt Cobain's band mates found out that he was loving a teenager and wrote "kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall. Thus grunge was born.

Kathleen Hanna wrote it on a wall during a party because cheapskate Kurt used some chicks deodorant.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Cakefool posted:

I once saw a Harris hawk torn apart by seagulls, it was legit terrifying.

This is why the good lord invented alka seltzer.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Or put the bucket fill right below her.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I don't get it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Frostwerks posted:

Don't get this one.

Allegedly the Juice cut her throat.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



It's funny because cats don't eat spaghetti.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


And everyone started clapping slowly

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Yup. Still would.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Worst part is the fries will be cold. Yuck.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


DJ at the Rainbow Death Club sucks. He only spins old Judy Garland numbers.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I don't get it. I want it to be funny but I'm kind of dumb.

Oh... A razor in an apple.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


In order to pick out the best candy duh.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Jamesman posted:

What religious denomination is that nun?

Our Lady of Perpetual Beats.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You think he's gonna go in the south hole but kappow! He goes through the north hole.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I was about to say that poor lady boy can fold it all she wants its not gonna hide up there.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CA reppin'. Errored out cuz we are a freakish melting pot I guess.

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