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Captain Trips posted:Every time I see the British spelling of pedophile, I pronounce it "pay-doe-file" in my head. That A isn't silent at all. Oh nevermind I was completely wrong. Krinkle has a new favorite as of 20:20 on May 3, 2014 |
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ASsuming that picture isn't altered what made an entire intersection disappear such that I can't see the bottom of the sink hole?
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May 31, 2014 00:52
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Memento posted:Such a thing does not exist sir. I'm pretty sure it just sprays a fine mist, and people who gets finely misted cool off faster. I don't think that's a heat pump with no walls to separate the hot side and cold side. It was the plot to the book Rainbow Six, where the australian olympic stadium misters were going to be spiked with super ebola.
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Jun 7, 2014 04:15
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You Are A Elf posted:It's a portable evaporative cooler, not an AC unit, has nothing to do with any concepts of AC, and definitely doesn't spray mist I read a book though before it was a video game. This is the important part.
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Jun 7, 2014 05:35
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Twitch posted:Not that it doesn't mean he's still a terrible comedian, but isn't the point of Andrew Dice Clay's comedy that he's playing a character making fun of boorish assholes? No that's everybody doing an andrew dice clay impression, I thought???
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Jun 10, 2014 00:16
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amityville anus posted:
I know the picture this is based on but I don't get any of the references that were added on. The original is MC Escher or whoever doing a self portrait in an orb but what's the funny in this funny picture?
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Jun 11, 2014 01:00
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Edminster posted:RIP in piece old SMBC, you were purged in the name of syndicability and then forgotten on the path to nerdvana. This doesn't make any sense. There's a brain golem across the table from him. Why the gently caress would steve get eaten by zombies? They'd go eat the golem and he'd run to safety! Is the brain golem named steve? How would you assume that when usually humans have names like steve and brain golems are referred to as "hey you there" telepathically by illithids.
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Jun 14, 2014 02:19
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ReidRansom posted:Hey, it kinda does. But no. I still don't get it or see anything wrong.
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Jun 15, 2014 07:37
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Now I get it again
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Jun 15, 2014 10:02
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Wintermutant posted:My wife had an entertaining resume come through her office recently and was quite impressed at the attention to detail: If that cajun chef from whatever commercial I barely recall didn't say I ga-ron-tee that way I bet people would spell that word more better. Maybe not, I mean now that I think about it that's not the part he accents. Still I hear him say that word and that's how I try to spell it before the red squiggles help me out.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:26
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I was thinking I knew it was a chef but I didn't know why I knew. I know he said that phrase and that's it. I didn't watch him on pbs so obviously it's something shameful like a tiny toons parody episode and I was trying to slink away but apparently it was ninja turtles. Thank you for that. Anyway that guy does own and I am looking for used cookbooks of his on amazon now.
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Jul 10, 2014 10:40
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razorrozar posted:I don't know if I feel worse for the cat or the worker. This cat is standing in mid air that deck is a few feet off the ground and he's left it. Cool that he's making also making a face while levitating from the scene of the crime. Strangely the footprints all seem to be pointed the opposite direction. This is fake, I have deemed it so. Nothing gets past this guy.
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Jul 13, 2014 20:27
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spookygonk posted:Who have I sent that to? Why does the home page sound like david dees ranting about MI6 breaking into his house and piling his shoes wrong as a message?
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Jul 25, 2014 21:47
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Oldstench posted:Nerdsat? It sounds like a magazine for gamegear that was trying to throw a bunch of neologisms at the wall and see if any kids were dumb enough for them to stick and do their jobs for them.
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Jul 29, 2014 20:10
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Buzkashi posted:This is making me upset that I can't find the image from whichever Katamari with the description of the peach item that says "A butt-shaped fruit that is more tasty than butts" This exact argument and the exact images, down to achewood, was on twitter last night so here you go: 
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Aug 1, 2014 19:09
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SaltyJesus posted:Now that's a spymaster. Wait... how did you get away from yourself long enough to bring your crimes to my attention, and were you followed?
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Aug 5, 2014 07:22
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I assume it's a joke and you can stick a sticker on a joke. Also if it was real how would you get the last bite of burger? You'd chip your dang teeth or look silly trying to lick one side hard so it rotates around. Haha I'm laughing just thinking about it. e: obligatory: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2515277&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post329752541 Krinkle has a new favorite as of 03:11 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Aug 11, 2014 03:05
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I thought it was a name from history but I also thought it was that place where future presidents go for orgies but not quite so I didn't know what the joke was either.
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Aug 17, 2014 21:21
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quote:Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— If there was a difference then they weren't the same and he didn't get the same life experience from having traveled one vs. the other? I'm no poetamatician but literally every layperson in the world understands that poem to mean "try something different you'll be a better person for it" so I can't understand your nihilistic interpretation at all.
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Aug 21, 2014 20:16
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I love that the dates in paranthesis in hindsight appear delivered as a wink and a nod to excuse themselves to the future. Like, yeah, we know they're crazy gross now, but this was the past so cut us some slack.
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Sep 14, 2014 23:43
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N. Senada posted:What the gently caress guys, just post this fox making GBS threads This one looks like it was maybe traced from the other? Or who edited whom? This doesn't make any sense. I'm going to keep asking everyone I meet to look back and forth between the two until I get to the bottom of it.
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Nov 7, 2014 03:26
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PierreTheMime posted:Not to kill the joke, but it's inverted so that when it's cooked/fried it curls outward in the way that normal calamari do. It's "imitation calamari" and if you eat calamari from cheap restaurants there's a good chance you've tasted sweet, juicy pig rear end in a top hat. He says it's possible but he was unable to ever find an example of anyone admitting to having sold fried hog rear end in a top hat, or proof of any kind it was a common practice. He got called a racist for asking a anthropologist in china who spent 40 years studying chinese food. He just fried up some hog rear end in a top hat and they couldn't tell which was real calimari or not after it was deep fried to hell and back.
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Nov 12, 2014 15:02
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Toast Museum posted:Looking it up, it does seem kinda lovely, though. Nine to twelve hours in sunlight gets you three hours of lamp use. You know how like ten thousand years ago it was like oh the sun went down guess we all shut down for twelve hours huddling around the one fire for miles and you're complaining you can only read by solar powered desk light for three hours? It's not like "poo poo it's only high noon guess I can't read by desk light yet as it hasn't charged" is a thing either. poo poo you could get two if you like reading at night so goddamn much and read over by the solar powered lamp on the desk for three hours then go read over on the solar powered lamp on the night stand for three hours then if you absolutely can't put down your hunger games part three go ahead and stand in the open refrigerator and read until you pass out from not sleeping.
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Nov 25, 2014 00:04
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IslamoNazi posted:You'd seriously go to the party of someone who abuses apostrophes like that? Have you no dignity? He's not a hive mind of people named gus so what's wrong with that apostrophe?
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Dec 12, 2014 07:39
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beato posted:Is this a protest due to the British government recently banning face-sitting in porn? Why does one require pornography, anyway? Why does one not simply lie back and think of England?  
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Dec 12, 2014 23:50
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Good god I thought John K got fired like halfway into season 1 and that while there was a drop in quality it wasn't directly related but no it's straight up along the season 2/3 divide and every episode I fondly remember is before that, and it's just garbage with guest star voices afterwards. Cargo cult jokes took me a minute to parse but that is exactly how I'd describe it. We don't understand but make with the boogers and fart noises and the checks fall from the sky.
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Jan 11, 2015 07:51
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Can someone explain what I'm looking at. Did the mom shrink and piss and poo poo everywhere all over an applebees while two separate gameshows' hosts with non-matching podiums looked on?
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Jan 11, 2015 19:17
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Ahahaha no I missed that one. Was the version posted here the one he kept updating before he got banned, as mentioned in the awful wiki?
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Jan 11, 2015 19:25
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wayfinder posted:*Bieber This is a homunculus where the body parts with the most nerves are given the most acreage but the ding dong is tastefully omitted.
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Jan 12, 2015 18:42
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In physics class you have to design a safety device that will save an egg from a drop out the window and everyone made huge bulky styrofoam poo poo they whittled down to have no corners and parachutes that didn't deploy or some kind of egg and its own trampoline monstrosity and one girl just put a rubber band around an egg carton section to keep the cups together and it worked and we all hated her for trusting in the peoples whose loving job it was to keep eggs from breaking. This is much less of a fall than out a three story window so I don't even know what to think. Probably the difference between one carton falling and forty cartons falling on top of that one carton falling.
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Jan 13, 2015 22:49
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Modern Day Hercules posted:I didn't get any thing even remotely like that so I don't think you can rightfully blame youtube on this one. Why do you want to kill pigs so much, that is the question I want to ask you. I got the pig slaughter related videos too. I did not appreciate that and I don't go youtubing pig murders so don't blame this on us.
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Jan 14, 2015 05:54
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flosofl posted:Please tell me there's a larger collection of these. They have a very Cliff Clavin vibe to them. I was just about to ask him, but then I went and googled it. http://www.collegehumor.com/articles/column/the-troll Looks like a huge haul. Plenty more where those came from.
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Jan 21, 2015 01:43
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VendaGoat posted:She has a goal stick as a scepter. Subtle use of netting to suggest her crotch is the goal
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Jan 22, 2015 21:25
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