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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

DaveKap posted:

Catching up on the thread and wondering what I am missing here.

VVV: OK I guess I just didn't find that funny.

What is commonly associated with the phrase "Great Wall"? Great Wall of China.
The 2 people looking at the display on how to build a "Great Wall" appear(from what we can see) to be of Oriental descent.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

stratdax posted:

What's really weird about the photo is that somebody apparently thought it was funny enough to stop and take a picture of two people from behind a hedge.



It isn't a hedge. It's a home improvement store, like Home Depot. It's the outside section where they have plants and landscaping things.



Jesus christ

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

BonHair posted:

It has probably been said before, but 'fart' is the scandinavian word for 'speed'. That thing is called 'speedfull' or, as you would say, 'speedy'. See also 'fartkontrol'.

(It's still funny)

"Oh, I'm sorry officer, was I farting?"

" I feel the need. The need for farts"



Thats it, I am 12 years old, and this is hilarious.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Go Fart Racer, Go Fart Racer, Go Fart Racer GOOO!

What powers the Flash? The fartforce.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

That loving Sned posted:

E; Whoops, wrong thread



Bieber is such a loving tool, that even with a gun, he isn't threatening at all.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Baron von Eevl posted:

Dude, if you're getting annoyed by the watermarks stop posting those in every thread.

He is a shill for that website. Sort of a reverse-psychology thing.
"Oh man these guys suck so much, ya'll better not go to that website, it's really bad!"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

PittTheElder posted:

Yeah, I'm assuming nobody has chosen to call themselves Bart since 1987. I figured Cierra might be some crazy yuppie name, but Sierra seems sufficiently yuppie already.

The only Cierra I've seen was an "escort" lady.



I started to say " Only one I've come across", but decided against it.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

cobalt impurity posted:

Abstinence-only education is a beast and I knew more going in from watching HBO than I was ever taught growing up in a red state.

But that isn't very funny.



This keeps cracking me up. She is all " That GODDAMN BIRD" and the bird is all " HEUEHEUHUEHEUHEUHEUHE".

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Poulpe posted:

:golfclap:
Love that it's an exploding building, no less.

Hahaha yeah man! That's almost as if, almost as if THAT WAS THE JOKE.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

BonHair posted:

So, do I make people want to kill themselves to get more science, or do I defund science to save lives?

We got entire cities that we wouldn't miss. BRING ON THE SCIENCE!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

cobalt impurity posted:

That's a pretty good indication that there isn't actual food in there. It also claims to contain meat from two extinct animals totalling up to 130% of the contents and is sold for only $15. But ya never know! :iiam:

In the permafrost, in like Sibera and poo poo, there exist perfectly preserved mammoth carcasses. Researchers have, at least once, cut out bits, and grilled them a mammoth steak. The permafrost kept the meat viable all this time.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

That ...is just creepy as gently caress.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Zemyla posted:

Why do you know what elephantiasis scrotums look like?

Please don't kinkshame.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Solice Kirsk posted:

You know what assuming does? It puts an rear end into u and me.



So, a man goes up to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says " Hey man, why the long face?" I have a chest cavity full of horse semen.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Funny, even a 1950s(?) fursuit is of better quality than anything modern. Even the furries back then were classier.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
His weird tiny eyes are freaking me out.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

birdlaw posted:

Which Paul Rudd movie is this?

Mac and Me. It's as if all the charm of E.T. was sucked out and you had a creepy little dude who could only make whistling sounds following you around.
Also, they loving love Pepsi.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

John Murdoch posted:

Coke, not Pepsi. Get your Mac and Me lore right. :rolleyes:

Look that movie is very triggering to me. I have very bad memories of watching that (MULTIPLE TIMES) back in elementary.

I loving HATE THAT LITTLE poo poo ALIEN

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

VanSandman posted:

dickbutt will probably outlive SA by a few decades
I like to imagine it'll be the "Kirby was here"
There will be dickbutt graffiti on our Mars city domes.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Best thing about dog milk. lasts longer than any other kind of milk.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Plus, it tastes exactly the same when it's gone off as when it's fresh.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Jose Valasquez posted:

Because nobody wants to drink it

But what is it?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
^^ Her papers can say whatever they want, but the tattoos show that she makes really terrible life choices.


If you have neck/face tattoos, then you are only good for manual labor/factory work.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
What.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

davebo posted:

It'll come back the very next day.

Edit: my brain is crossing animations and just typing that somehow got "Black Fly" stuck in my head.

WILL! YOU! QUIT~ SAWING EVERYTHING?!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

That is just incredibly sad. They even enlarged his "package"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Len posted:

I'm unsure if this person would be one of the okay nerds who doesn't quote the internet 100% of the time or one of those people that thinks yelling "FAIL" is top quality humor. But probably the latter.

Looks like a woman, and possibly high school. So, probably just thought it was cute!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
It looks like the infamous one, with the hatchetman sticker on it.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Data Graham posted:

Probably someone who says to-MAH-toes and thus "maters" makes no sense

Tomatoes
Ta-maters.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Paladinus posted:

They actually used body doubles in Hobbit, too.



What the hell? Just use those guys. They look awesome as dwarves.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Oh, I see you have met with a terrible fate.(its your face)

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